Joke: Facts of Life!!
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01. I get up at 6 a.m., no matter what time it is.

02. Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical,
and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

03. One woman's hobby is another woman's hubby.

04. The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the
prices of a new car.

05. It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such
good friends.

06. I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That
must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

08. I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the
house.

09. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let
him keep her.

10. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you
get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher... and that is a good thing
for any man.

11.Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Therefore ...

12.Marriage is not a word, it is a sentence - A Life sentence!!

13.Marriage is when a man and woman become one, the trouble starts when
they try to decide which one.

14.I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

15.If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every
word you say, talk in your sleep.