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Babyless Parents Face Prosecution
by Spring Chicken

Following PAP MP Ong Seh Hong’s suggestions, having babies is now the legal duty of each Singaporean married couple. Under new legislation, married couples who do not have babies will face prosecution, and can be sentenced to death.

This new law was passed in the tiny island of Singapore just last week as a means to aid the problem of a dwindling population in the republic. A projected census showed that at the current rate, if couples have an average of one child each, then the population of Singapore would progress at a rate of -0.5 over the next 20 years. This could result in a drop of 4 million to 2 million people in the country.

This final legal move came as a result of a 10 day debate in parliament within a sub-committee (Singaporean Home Evaluation Board for the Advanced Need for General Sex, or SHEBANGS for short) was set up by the government to address this problem. It was concluded that the only solution to increase population numbers is to make it compulsory for Singaporeans to have sex.

"People might think that we are being overly controlling in passing this law," said head of the SHEBANGS, Mr Bobby Wan Moh Taim, "but drastic problems require drastic measures. Today 4 million, tomorrow 2 million, next year...Singaporeans will be an extinct species."

"Yah, man! I hope der Singkapo peepur dun die out lah. Den, who will come buy all my VCD?" said Mr Hor Li Kua, a privatized roaming entertainment retail outlet manager in Johor Bahru.

Concerns over the possibility of the law backfiring in its purpose has sparked of appeals from locals who were concerned that sentencing couples who did not want to have babies to death might prevent them from having babies in the future. In reply to this apparent loophole in the law, Mr Wan said, "Like all laws, we state the maximum possible sentence. In actual fact, most couple refusing to give birth will be sentenced to jail without parole until intercourse has led to conception. That is, they will be forced to have sex, whether they like it or not."

In line with the anticipated influx of new husband and wife inmates, Changi Prison has set up a new prison wing specifically for them.

"With this new law that couples must have babies or go through capital punishment, we must prepare and be ready to handle the increase in numbers of the prison population," said CPT Ai Laik Pein. "We cannot possibly hang everybody at one shot, so the convicts will have to queue up. Which means they will have to wait somewhere. Which also means we have to built a new prison block to accommodate them."

When asked whether he really expected such a drastic increase in prison population, he replied, "Get real. You are talking about Singapore. People die-die also don't want to have sex! They would rather die! I mean, the government has to resort to such measures, what does that tell you?"

Under the new law, there is possibility for alternative sentence whereby couples who are convicted for not having babies will have to compensate the country by having more babies in prison instead of getting the death sentence.

"That's why this new block will also have a kindergarten and child-care centre to help raise the kids of these convicts," added CPT Ai, "We can't be having children running all over the place in prison, so we'll herd them into these designated places where they will be educated for society. They can even get their PSLE certificate here, along with some of the other inmates."