Try this k...Simple Questions-Simple Answers?
Answer this simple questions
1. How many species of each animal did Moses take aboard the ark?
2. How many months have 28 days?
3. How far can a bear walk into the woods?
4. What is the value of coin dated 24 B.C.?
5. How many grooves does a 45rpm phonograph record have?
6. A camper leaves her camp, hikes 1 mile south, then 1 mile east where she sees a bear. Then she hikes 1 mile north to arrive at her camp. What color is the bear?
7. If a rooster lays an egg on the peak of a roof , will the egg roll to the left side or to the right side?
8. If a south bound electric train is traveling at a rate of 66 miles per hour and the wind is blowing to the north at 35 miles per hour, which way will the smoke blow?
9. On which side of a chicken are the most feathers?
10. If a plane crashes on the North Carolina and Virginia border, where would the survivors be buried?
11. Is there a fourth of July in England?
12. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
13. Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. What number do you get?
14. A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 3 of them die. How many sheep are left?
15. How many 2 cent stamps are in a dozen?
May 28, 2004
okay.....to blog abt these few days...
Monday
Kena from my boss...why...overslept on sunday morning in Malacca...hahahaha...veli funny...i set morning call at 730am, my HPs to go off at 745am...i have placed the loudest ring tone i ever known...yet i woke up only at 825am...5 mins before my grup left for their city tour...hee~
First time i got a group wake up so early for its city tour...wah lau...i really geddit from my boss sia...
Tuesday
Nothing much happened...just work thru...then got confirmation of my holiday to bangkok on 25-28..Yipee..finally a long awaited break..shiok
Wednesday
same....boreng dae at werk....at evening, heard my unit pple going to Cornerstone for a worship seminar kinda thingy...then i went over at ard 8++...managed to be in time for the sermon/teaching/sharing...was quite good...liked the way he puts it across abt passion & first loves...response was great too
felt a nudge from God about certain things...have to get down to it liaos...cannot procrasinate anymore
Thursday
hee...yet another boring dae at work...nite was okay...met one of my frenz to loan him some cash to tide over some problems...he gave me a life home from my office...then last ntie slept super early at ard 11++
saturday would be one of good fren's wedding...He's still a non-believer...knew him for 15 years liaos...was good buddies from sec sch till now...we saw each others' lives...really glad that he's settled down but in a way sad for him too...well thatz my reservations only....
anyway tomolo would be a full day for me, starting from tonite till tomolo nite...be helpin him out
k la...blog till here can liaos....got to start my work
Monday
Kena from my boss...why...overslept on sunday morning in Malacca...hahahaha...veli funny...i set morning call at 730am, my HPs to go off at 745am...i have placed the loudest ring tone i ever known...yet i woke up only at 825am...5 mins before my grup left for their city tour...hee~
First time i got a group wake up so early for its city tour...wah lau...i really geddit from my boss sia...
Tuesday
Nothing much happened...just work thru...then got confirmation of my holiday to bangkok on 25-28..Yipee..finally a long awaited break..shiok
Wednesday
same....boreng dae at werk....at evening, heard my unit pple going to Cornerstone for a worship seminar kinda thingy...then i went over at ard 8++...managed to be in time for the sermon/teaching/sharing...was quite good...liked the way he puts it across abt passion & first loves...response was great too
felt a nudge from God about certain things...have to get down to it liaos...cannot procrasinate anymore
Thursday
hee...yet another boring dae at work...nite was okay...met one of my frenz to loan him some cash to tide over some problems...he gave me a life home from my office...then last ntie slept super early at ard 11++
saturday would be one of good fren's wedding...He's still a non-believer...knew him for 15 years liaos...was good buddies from sec sch till now...we saw each others' lives...really glad that he's settled down but in a way sad for him too...well thatz my reservations only....
anyway tomolo would be a full day for me, starting from tonite till tomolo nite...be helpin him out
k la...blog till here can liaos....got to start my work
May 26, 2004
seriously i tink some players would be sadden by Houllier's departure, Le Boss is a firm supporter of those who abide in him...He never takes them off or puts them on the bench unless they r injured(i mean major injury here)..Henceforth the feeling of lost amongst players like Hamman, Owen, Gerard & Hyypia
Owen saddened by Houllier axing
Trevor Huggins
SANTA MARGHERITA DI PULA, Italy, May 25 (Reuters) - England striker Michael Owen said he felt sick on hearing that Gerard Houllier had been sacked as manager of his club Liverpool. 'I don't really want to say whether it is right or wrong but you always get that sad feeling, that sick feeling in your stomach when you see someone you know going through a bad experience,' Owen told reporters at England's Euro 2004 training camp on Tuesday. 'I have seen (former England manager) Glenn Hoddle get sacked, having to go up on the telly, and the same with (Kevin) Keegan, you get a sick feeling but life goes on.' Owen said Houllier, who was fired by the premier league club on Monday, had contributed enormously to his development as a player. 'He (Houllier) joined Liverpool after the 1998 World Cup so most of my career has been under him,' the striker said. 'He's seen me grow as a player, he's worked on different things and I would like to think I am a better all-round player as a result.' Owen defended the Frenchman's tactics, which were often described as excessively negative. 'He tried to go more offensive in the last year and was quoted himself as saying we would be more aggressive,' Owen said. 'Some of the teams he started were very attack minded, a lot of games this year with a back four and only Didi Hamann sitting in midfield. Some occasions it worked, some it didn't.' Owen said the identity of Liverpool's new manager would not affect his future at the club, with contract negotiations still ongoing. 'The manager had nothing to do with my contract situation,' Owen said. 'I am not sure when my future will be sorted. We have met on two occasions so far and there are more in the pipeline but these things take a while these days. 'I won't do a Bosman, I wouldn't do that to the club,' Owen added. 'I am not trying to strangle every last penny out of everyone. 'I just want to be playing in a top team. We got to second in the league a few years ago. It obviously needs improvement because we are fourth and 30 points behind Arsenal. It's a massive gap. 'The chairman is saying it may take a while to appoint a new manager so I will just sit tight. I can't put a percentage chance on me signing a new contract.'
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Owen saddened by Houllier axing
Trevor Huggins
SANTA MARGHERITA DI PULA, Italy, May 25 (Reuters) - England striker Michael Owen said he felt sick on hearing that Gerard Houllier had been sacked as manager of his club Liverpool. 'I don't really want to say whether it is right or wrong but you always get that sad feeling, that sick feeling in your stomach when you see someone you know going through a bad experience,' Owen told reporters at England's Euro 2004 training camp on Tuesday. 'I have seen (former England manager) Glenn Hoddle get sacked, having to go up on the telly, and the same with (Kevin) Keegan, you get a sick feeling but life goes on.' Owen said Houllier, who was fired by the premier league club on Monday, had contributed enormously to his development as a player. 'He (Houllier) joined Liverpool after the 1998 World Cup so most of my career has been under him,' the striker said. 'He's seen me grow as a player, he's worked on different things and I would like to think I am a better all-round player as a result.' Owen defended the Frenchman's tactics, which were often described as excessively negative. 'He tried to go more offensive in the last year and was quoted himself as saying we would be more aggressive,' Owen said. 'Some of the teams he started were very attack minded, a lot of games this year with a back four and only Didi Hamann sitting in midfield. Some occasions it worked, some it didn't.' Owen said the identity of Liverpool's new manager would not affect his future at the club, with contract negotiations still ongoing. 'The manager had nothing to do with my contract situation,' Owen said. 'I am not sure when my future will be sorted. We have met on two occasions so far and there are more in the pipeline but these things take a while these days. 'I won't do a Bosman, I wouldn't do that to the club,' Owen added. 'I am not trying to strangle every last penny out of everyone. 'I just want to be playing in a top team. We got to second in the league a few years ago. It obviously needs improvement because we are fourth and 30 points behind Arsenal. It's a massive gap. 'The chairman is saying it may take a while to appoint a new manager so I will just sit tight. I can't put a percentage chance on me signing a new contract.'
Copyright © 2001 ESPN Internet Ventures.
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