July 13, 2009
沒有你的每一天 by 徐婕兒.
This is a cheena version fo the Korean song, 'Kiss for a girl'
posted this eons back...
Today heard it again on my ishuffle..
read the lyrics..
feel the pain..
heh heh
July 11, 2009
Overnight Bag Packed
And i'm good to go. Going off to see a pretty girl. Ha ha ha.. No la, just going off to attend a fren's wedding in klang. See you guys shortly. PS: this means a dearth of posts till i'm back.
July 10, 2009
'ThreeKickRule’
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Cowra . He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell int o a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.
As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."
The old farmer Peter replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial lawyers in Australia and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in North Cowra . We settle small disagreements like this with the 'Three Kick Rule.'
The lawyer asked, "What is the 'Three Kick Rule'?"
The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up."
The lawyer quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney.
His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel-toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees!
His second kick to t he midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth.
The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end, sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.
Summoning every bit of his will and remaining strength the lawyer very slowly managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old fart. Now it's my turn."
(We all loved this part)
The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck." !!!!
Moral : When you are educated, you'll believe only half of what you hear. When you're intelligent, you know which half……
Joke courteousy of Uncle Fong
July 9, 2009
July 7, 2009
SWOP Charity Event
Hi ,
This is an event which all proceeds will go to Operation Hope Foundation.
Kindly re-post this on your blogs wherever possible, pple.
July 4, 2009
July 3, 2009
Singlehood is Dangerous
"People living without a partner at mid-life had around twice the risk of developing cognitive impairment in later life compared with people living with a partner," the study found.
Compared with co-habitants, men who lived alone in mid-life were two and a half times likelier to develop cognitive impairment later in life. The risk for women, though, was 1.87 times.
Gotten this off Idol
Compared with co-habitants, men who lived alone in mid-life were two and a half times likelier to develop cognitive impairment later in life. The risk for women, though, was 1.87 times.
Gotten this off Idol
Evil
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testings were done, there were three finalists...2 men and 1 woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair.
KILL HER!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then You're ain't the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same set of instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the instruction to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot following after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging through the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "this gun is loaded with blanks," she said, "So I had to beat him to death with the chair."
Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair.
KILL HER!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then You're ain't the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same set of instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the instruction to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot following after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging through the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "this gun is loaded with blanks," she said, "So I had to beat him to death with the chair."
Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.
The I Quiz
i try: very hard on a daily basis to reach office on time
i know: that God is always there for me.
i want: to have 10 hrs sleep daily....i really mean it
i wish: to have more free time.
i hate: my life
i miss: the days when i dun really care abt anything at all...doing things at my whim & fancy
i fear: to be overwhelmed by my job
i hear: my office phone going off the hook again
i search: meaning amongst my outlook inbox
i believe: totally in J-E-S-U-S
i wonder: what will happen if i quit my job immediately.
i regret: not leaving my previous job earlier
i love: my frenz alot
i care: for all my frenz...especially my good frenz.
i always: have my HP+psp with me.
i cry: when it rains.. …
i fight: ...everyday....its a struggle to resist my bed...
i write: in my blog almost every other day
i win: nothing.. loser life mahh
i lose: myself to my bed everytime i walk past it...it has such a magnitude of strength which draws me hopelessly towards it every single time.
i confuse: my bro's luo-han....i would tap on all sides of the tank to make him knock his that swollen head against the tank....
i listen: to Chinese music and ballads and alternative Christian rock too
i need: sleep...
i breathe: all my 32 yrs...abit hard not to do this...
i should: start doing more meaningful things than filling in for dumb quizzes like this..
i dream: of sleeping for 16 hrs a day, cheong games the other 4 hrs and fellowship the other 4 hrs everyday and still get paid monthly...ahahahahahaha....^_^Y
i feel: sleepy.
i am not: OT-ing for the rest of this month anymore !!!
Superbly funny
A man was walking across the road when he met with an accident. The impact was on his head which caused him to be in a coma for 2 days. When he opened his eyes, his wife was by his side.
He told her (in tears), "When I was struggling with my studies in the University, I failed again and again. Sometimes I even have to re-take my papers. You were there by my side, encouraging me to go on trying."
She squeezed his hands as he continued, "When I went for major interviews and failed to clinch any of the jobs, you were there, cutting out the job ads for me to apply..."
He added, " ...then I started working in this little firm and finally got a big contract. I blew it because of a small mistake.
But you are still there for me." His wife was in tears.
The man said, "I finally got a job after being laid off for quite some time. But I never seem to be promoted and my hard work was not recognised. I remained in the same position from the day I joined the company till now. You are still beside me..."
His wife's tears trickled down as she listened to him, "And now I met with an accident and when I woke up, you are here with me. There's something I'll really like to say to you..."
She flung herself on the bed and hug her husband, sobbing with deep emotion.
Finally her husband said, "I think you bring me bad luck."
He told her (in tears), "When I was struggling with my studies in the University, I failed again and again. Sometimes I even have to re-take my papers. You were there by my side, encouraging me to go on trying."
She squeezed his hands as he continued, "When I went for major interviews and failed to clinch any of the jobs, you were there, cutting out the job ads for me to apply..."
He added, " ...then I started working in this little firm and finally got a big contract. I blew it because of a small mistake.
But you are still there for me." His wife was in tears.
The man said, "I finally got a job after being laid off for quite some time. But I never seem to be promoted and my hard work was not recognised. I remained in the same position from the day I joined the company till now. You are still beside me..."
His wife's tears trickled down as she listened to him, "And now I met with an accident and when I woke up, you are here with me. There's something I'll really like to say to you..."
She flung herself on the bed and hug her husband, sobbing with deep emotion.
Finally her husband said, "I think you bring me bad luck."
Love at First Sight - Wislawa Szymborska
Both are convinced
that a sudden surge of emotion bound them together.
Beautiful is such a certainty,
but uncertainty is more beautiful.
Because they didn't know each other earlier,
they suppose that
nothing was happening between them.
What of the streets, stairways and corridors
where they could have passed each other long ago?
I'd like to ask them
whether they remember-- perhaps in a revolving door
ever being face to face?
an "excuse me" in a crowd
or a voice "wrong number" in the receiver.
But I know their answer:
no, they don't remember.
They'd be greatly astonished
to learn that for a long time
chance had been playing with them.
Not yet wholly ready
to transform into fate for them
it approached them, then backed off,
stood in their way
and, suppressing a giggle,
jumped to the side.
There were signs, signals:
but what of it if they were illegible.
Perhaps three years ago,
or last Tuesday
did a certain leaflet fly
from shoulder to shoulder?
There was something lost and picked up.
Who knows but what it was a ball
in the bushes of childhood.
There were doorknobs and bells
on which earlier
touch piled on touch.
Bags beside each other in the luggage room.
Perhaps they had the same dream on a certain night,
suddenly erased after waking.
Every beginning
is but a continuation,
and the book of events
is never more than half open.
that a sudden surge of emotion bound them together.
Beautiful is such a certainty,
but uncertainty is more beautiful.
Because they didn't know each other earlier,
they suppose that
nothing was happening between them.
What of the streets, stairways and corridors
where they could have passed each other long ago?
I'd like to ask them
whether they remember-- perhaps in a revolving door
ever being face to face?
an "excuse me" in a crowd
or a voice "wrong number" in the receiver.
But I know their answer:
no, they don't remember.
They'd be greatly astonished
to learn that for a long time
chance had been playing with them.
Not yet wholly ready
to transform into fate for them
it approached them, then backed off,
stood in their way
and, suppressing a giggle,
jumped to the side.
There were signs, signals:
but what of it if they were illegible.
Perhaps three years ago,
or last Tuesday
did a certain leaflet fly
from shoulder to shoulder?
There was something lost and picked up.
Who knows but what it was a ball
in the bushes of childhood.
There were doorknobs and bells
on which earlier
touch piled on touch.
Bags beside each other in the luggage room.
Perhaps they had the same dream on a certain night,
suddenly erased after waking.
Every beginning
is but a continuation,
and the book of events
is never more than half open.
心情指数
这几天总觉得有一点阴阴的.让我的心情指数直降.有很多事都是要学着去面对.过年过节要学会自己过.开不开心也都是一个人过. 很多事都没得选择,最终事情也终要自己去面对. 这或许就是人们所谓的人生吧.
July 2, 2009
Liverpool Transfers
In's and Outs, Summer 2009
IN: Glen Johnson < Portsmouth (£17.5m)
OUT: Paul Anderson > Nottm Forest (£250,000)
OUT: Sebastien Leto > Panathanaikos (£3m)
OUT: Sami Hyypia > Bayer Leverkusen (Free Transfer)
OUT: Jack Hobbs > Leicester City (£400,000)
OUT: Jermaine Pennant > Unattached
July 1, 2009
Twenty Questions: How Do I Know If I'm A Workaholic?
1. Do you get more excited about your work than about family or anything else?
2. Are there times when you can charge through your work and other times when you can't?
3. Do you take work with you to bed? On weekends? On vacation?
4. Is work the activity you like to do best and talk about most?
5. Do you work more than 40 hours a week?
6. Do you turn your hobbies into money-making ventures?
7. Do you take complete responsibility for the outcome of your work efforts?
8. Have your family or friends given up expecting you on time?
9. Do you take on extra work because you are concerned that it won't otherwise get done?
10. Do you underestimate how long a project will take and then rush to complete it?
11. Do you believe that it is okay to work long hours if you love what you are doing?
12. Do you get impatient with people who have other priorities besides work?
13. Are you afraid that if you don't work hard you will lose your job or be a failure?
14. Is the future a constant worry for you even when things are going very well?
15. Do you do things energetically and competitively including play?
16. Do you get irritated when people ask you to stop doing your work in order to do something else?
17. Have your long hours hurt your family or other relationships?
18. Do you think about your work while driving, falling asleep or when others are talking?
19. Do you work or read during meals?
20. Do you believe that more money will solve the other problems in your life?
PS: anyone guess where i post this from?
All Credits to Here
2. Are there times when you can charge through your work and other times when you can't?
3. Do you take work with you to bed? On weekends? On vacation?
4. Is work the activity you like to do best and talk about most?
5. Do you work more than 40 hours a week?
6. Do you turn your hobbies into money-making ventures?
7. Do you take complete responsibility for the outcome of your work efforts?
8. Have your family or friends given up expecting you on time?
9. Do you take on extra work because you are concerned that it won't otherwise get done?
10. Do you underestimate how long a project will take and then rush to complete it?
11. Do you believe that it is okay to work long hours if you love what you are doing?
12. Do you get impatient with people who have other priorities besides work?
13. Are you afraid that if you don't work hard you will lose your job or be a failure?
14. Is the future a constant worry for you even when things are going very well?
15. Do you do things energetically and competitively including play?
16. Do you get irritated when people ask you to stop doing your work in order to do something else?
17. Have your long hours hurt your family or other relationships?
18. Do you think about your work while driving, falling asleep or when others are talking?
19. Do you work or read during meals?
20. Do you believe that more money will solve the other problems in your life?
PS: anyone guess where i post this from?
All Credits to Here
Punk'd - Truly Asia Version
In view of the recent celebrities deaths, Rick Astley was supposedly dead too...
"According to CNN’s iReport Astley’s body was found at the Angleterre Hotel in Berlin after an ambulance responded to an emergency call from his hotel room. Astley was found unconscious in his hotel bedroom and was unable to be resuscitated. He was pronounced dead on the scene."
Then UK website, 'The Dish', came out to debunked this nasty rumor:
"But the thing is with this… yes it comes from a CNN source… but iReport is a user generated report system and you can link to submissions before they’ve been properly published.
PS: i heard our Northern Neighbors kena punk'd
"According to CNN’s iReport Astley’s body was found at the Angleterre Hotel in Berlin after an ambulance responded to an emergency call from his hotel room. Astley was found unconscious in his hotel bedroom and was unable to be resuscitated. He was pronounced dead on the scene."
Then UK website, 'The Dish', came out to debunked this nasty rumor:
"But the thing is with this… yes it comes from a CNN source… but iReport is a user generated report system and you can link to submissions before they’ve been properly published.
So we can confirm that Rick Astley is NOT dead."
PS: i heard our Northern Neighbors kena punk'd
June 30, 2009
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