answers have arrived....

1. Moses didn't have an Ark, Noah did.

2. All twelve of them.

3. Half way, then he is walking out of the woods.

4. Nothing, a coin could not be dated BC.

5. One (spiraling) on each side.

6. The camp must be at the north pole, therefore the bear is white.

7. Roosters don't lay eggs, chickens do.

8. Electric trains don't blow smoke.

9. The outside.

10. You don't bury survivors.

11. Yes, every country has a July 4.

12. If he has a widow, then he must be dead.

13. 30 divided (not multiplied) by 1/2 is 60. Add 10 you get 70.

14. 3 ~ the ones that didn't die are the ones left.

15. 12 stamps are in a dozen

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Simple Answers to Simple Questions...really elementary ain't it so...sometimes this is our live, simple things yet we complicate it...do we really lack that child-likness to accept things at face value...

Your Sec School : Beatty Sec School

1. nickname in school: Ah Pui, Tua Pui Xiong, Ah Xiong & Hot Dog...wah lau eh...alot leh

2. best subject? english & chinese...

3.Worst Subject? maths & science...single digit..not grade..."-_-"

6. a teacher you owe life lessons to: not really any....

7. a teacher you wanna kick in the ass? hmmm...quite a few...

8. Describe sec 1 year: This is the year of reckoning..met all my buddies...learnt smoking, drinking,chanting & a whole lot of other unwholesome stuff....improved basketball, snooker...

9. sec 2 year: biggest thing would be my living away from home...stayed at a fren's house for a full year...din study much...but still went to a okay class with double science and maths

10. sec 3 year: this year is rather dramatic..coz first yr in long pants...then first day kena buttered really teruk...pants too baggy and too long...shirt was too short...hahaha...din study much..alot of things happened this yr...must be the most eventful year of my life...oh yeah, failed my sec 3..have to repeat

11. sec 4 year: 'O' level year...DIN STUDY MUCH ALSO...just play play...got off smoking...

12. sec five year: not applicable....actually i qualify for yr 6

12. your best friend was: wah lau eh...i got band of brothers eh...

13. your worst friend was? jin fa...hahaha..superbly buay tahan him...

14. cafeteria food sucked? nice...the uncle and auntie there always gif extra...also do ta-baos for me to eat in class...lolx

15. most hilarious school rule? exit pass system..haha

16. wore uniforms? of coz la..but i always wear tailored ones, to have a diff image mah...short shirts with long sleeves...baggy & long pants..then wear sandals...hahaha

17. how was the prom? ermmm...dun haf much of a impression...

18. who was prom king and queen? dun remember

19. any achievements?

1st yr: top 10% of class in results...got to know alot pple outside school

2nd yr: top 25% of class in results..never study but still pass sia...still with my gf...hahaha

3rd yr: kena public scolding and made to say pledge to school for a whole 2 weeks..ahaha..broke up with gf

4th yr: nothing much

5th yr: nothing much

6th yr: nothing much

20. were you popular? notorious...

21. best song that reminds you of high sch? "Heaven Knows" by Rick Price

22. unforgettable high school crush? has to be a girl called Wei Lin...hahaha

23. most embarrassing moment? shouted by my Maths teacher for sleepin during maths exams revision...hahaha..why embrassed...she said,'Lee CHUN SIONG!! HOW DARE YOU SLEEP DURING REVISION !! YOU ONLY GOTTEN 7 MARKS & YOU DARE SLEEP...' something like that...hahaha

24. memory you'd like to forget about your skool: mdm lee a.k.a gorilla lee, mrs goh a.k.a Qia Char Bor & mr goh choon leng a.k.a Lao Monkey / Security Guard


25. best memory? everything...all my pals...all the shit we went thru

26. any regrets? yes..wished i can stay at that age forever...

27. would you like your "future child" to attend
ur school? anything...but i wished he had the frenz i had...true loyal & value frenship above all.