Anybody thinking of buying Toyota Vios? Well,think again....

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "Darling," he says. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph. the husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it,"he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55. He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently. Up to 60. "I want the car, too," he continues. 65 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat."

The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you want?"

The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got everything I need." she says.

"Oh, really?" he inquires, "so what have you got?" Just before they slam into the wall at 75 mph,
the wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag."

Never underestimate how a woman thinks.

Moral of the story : don't buy Toyota VIOS E as it has only one airbag.


Comments By yours truly..... The husband sure die lah and dat wife got everythin lor.

Ray officially a police officer as of today liaos...hahaha...went to be his surety(guarantor)....then he is like so bo chup lor...din even bring along his transcript..hahahah...so like me... so bochup....

sigh...today is a good day b'coz i had a good evening last nite....had a nice dinner.....had a nice walk around cd rama....had a nice stroll to seng kang...then took a walk back to potong pasir...sighhh..wat a wonderful nite...wahahahahaha

sounds very pathetic leh....but anyway i had dinner with a fren last nite...were chatting seamlessly....really enjoyed myself

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Very interesting work weeks i've been having lately...working 3 days in singapore...the rest of the time is being spent in malaysia...Sumone commented maybe i can try for PR in Malaysia...wahaha..wat a joke..this si yet another busy week for me....cannot believe today is Wednesday liaos....wah lau...as i sit here typing this entry...my korean Drama is ending...and OMG....the lead actress falls prey to another ailment*pretty norm for Korean Dramas*... sighhh...i liked the opening part of this drama...really... sigh... dunno why am i explaining so much also...must be fatigued....sigh...supposed to sleep liaos...dunno why .....alot of dunnoes why....

packed my room earlier on...saw a notebook cum journal which i kept eons ago....flipped thru a few pages..realised how much God actually brought me thru till today...Mainly a few areas struck me....

Though cannot proclaim Financial independence but at the very least i cna claim that i earn my own keep..no longer living off my parents/siblings/god-parents.....hahaha...at least i dun charge thigns to my dad's CC anymore...juz charge to my own...hahahah

Sumtimes i look back at myself many years back and now...say ard 10 years back and now...i tink i was a brash and impatient....always tryin to rush here and there and be omni-scient and omni-present....hahahahahaaha...tink only a few close pple would know wat i mean....

Lately been lookin for a breakthru in my life.....in alot of areas....realise how far and few frenz are....i realised that my value of frenship might not be shared with afew tother frenz...sigh....money really changes everything eh... lost a few frenz...they loaned money then kept quiet and dissappeared..HP also changed.. wah lau...why like dat....juz sae if got difficulty in returnin la....juz tell me when u can return, i m ok one lor....juz eat lesser and take lesser cabs... sigh....fragile-ness of human relationships

This is one of my fave reading website...apart from another blog...wahahaha..tell u guys that one another day...mama drama....so sad...nothing to read abt for the past 2 weeks, no wonder i turn to korean dramas...hahahaha...some pple comment i lik edun fit into the types who watch weepy korean dramas...but then again what do they know...i stil like my occasional korean tragedy story...hahahaha

Below's written by Talkingcock.com abt their webby being down for 2 whole weeks..they attempt to find out the cause for their down time.... read on...of coz flowery language are a common find in their webby..so expect tonnes of it, for they are frustrated....

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