November 19, 2004

Today is quite a day... after being back from MC....alot of things to do...then worked till 6plus...went off to meet up with joey

Went with one of her fren to see MDIS courses...then we sat thru for half an hour..then went to Fish & Co...hmmmm...not a good choice following my recent illness but nontheless i din finish my food...but i tink still quite ok coz i finish the fish at least....

Then we walked to TCC....hahahaha...i actually thot that the one at Hotel Rendevous is TCC but it turned out to the the Coffee Club instead of The Coffee Connection....so we walked to bugis instead....

Then we sat for awhile till 11pm.....then went home lor...

Tink this is the first time since i came back from Taiwan, i played my PS2...wahahaha
coz i got alot of new games to play leh...i tried the SMaCKDOWN vs RAW...kewl man...buay tahan...the action is more real...and there's actually blood oozing out one sia....

Then i played NBA2005...ahah...shiok...i traded kobe, Tmac, Yao Ming & Duncan to detroit...then i started the dynasty mode...hahahaha....dunno when to finish it....been winning 12 games in a row...hahahaha

at 3.30am...i went back to WE8....shiok la...nothing beats WE....really...p[layed till 4am...then had to change and go to work liaos

Wah lau...this si like the longest day of my life...hahahaha....

Reached airport at 5am....then arranged the meeting & limo services for the VIPs...then sat down at coffee bean for a triple shot espresso...woahhh..my suggestion is tonever do this...after 2 sips, i felt my heart going faster literally...buay tahanz... took a break..finish it 15 misn later...

Then i met my army buddy Cheang...hahahaha...shiok...sort of seperated for more than 3 years liaos...hahahaha...he's workin in WOS at T2 now....so got lobang for WOS stuff now...wahahahahahaha.....talked abit..exchanged numbers...arranged to meet up nx wk....kewl....

Then the visitors came....then we left in the limo to Shangrila....

The bombshell dropped when we reached shang... there's no room confirmed..wahahaha...

the look on the ang mo's face was pretty priceless...they sat thru a 14hr flight...reach airprot , cheong straight to hotel, wanting to check in and rest btu end up cannot....wahahaha..the nx priceless thingy is my boss's face....

well...all in all i left shang at 9am plus plus...when they settled the room for the ang mo couple lor....hahaha...the event organiser will get helluva thing fro my boss during debrief sia....

ok la...blog till here bah

November 16, 2004

Hahaha...jokes about singhs...i ain't no racist but i simply buay tahan the smell...

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1) One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America. A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing?" Singh answered, "No, I am Banta Singh".Another guy came and asked the him the same question. Singh answered, "No No Me Banta Singh!" Third one came and asked him the same question again. Singh was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Singh soaking in the sun. He went up to him and asked,"Are you Relaxing?" The other Singh was a lot more educated and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing." The Singh slapped him on his face and said, "Stupid,idiot. Everyone is looking for you and your are sitting over here!"

2) A Singh died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul, he must answer two questions:

1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are in a year?

The Singh thought for a few minutes and answered...

1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.

Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even though it's not the answer I expected. But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?"

The Singh replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,etc..."

Saint Peter lets him in without another word.


3) Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.

Jasmeet : "What are you searching for?"
Santa : "Hidden cameras!"
Jasmeet : "And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?"
Santa : "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying 'You are watching the Star World Channel'. How does he know that?"

4) Having lost his donkey a Singh, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?" The Singh replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."

5) Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. "Oye, I am only following the instructions here"! It says here "Answer the following questions in brief".


6) Two Singhs were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like hell. So the other asked, "Why are you crying?" The first one said, "I came here for blood test" Second one asked, "So? Are you afraid " First one replied, " No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger" Hearing this the second one started crying. The first one was astonished and asked the other, "Why are you crying?" The other replied, "I have come for my urine test."

7) A Singh goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Mr. Singh, what are you doing?" To this the man replies,"Oye, see the board here ---"Wash Basin".