I tink reading the book 'Tuesdays with Morrie' is not such a good idea.. Kinds of prompts me into tinkin of my relationship with her... hahaha ...
Anyway i finished that book in 3 days... was pretty good reading.. Hope to find the other book now.. wonders who has it ? <7 pple i met on the way to heaven>
March 9, 2005
March 8, 2005
I got this off somewhere in cyberspace... an exact valuation of my heart and its attitudes...
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I always, out of pure stupidity (and resist to learn the most important lesson in life), put 101% in every relationship that i get into. although i tell myself time and again that i need to reserve 20% and only put in only 80% in any relationship, so that I can rebounce back into perfect shape with that 20%.
but my emotional self refuses to listen to my inner thoughts.
I still offer a 100%. And the darn thing is i think i will continue to offer that.
Nah, I'll offer only 99%.
1% to remain alive to start drowning in alcohol.
Hahaha... A broken man's best frenz Liquer & Fags..
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I always, out of pure stupidity (and resist to learn the most important lesson in life), put 101% in every relationship that i get into. although i tell myself time and again that i need to reserve 20% and only put in only 80% in any relationship, so that I can rebounce back into perfect shape with that 20%.
but my emotional self refuses to listen to my inner thoughts.
I still offer a 100%. And the darn thing is i think i will continue to offer that.
Nah, I'll offer only 99%.
1% to remain alive to start drowning in alcohol.
Hahaha... A broken man's best frenz Liquer & Fags..
March 6, 2005
SINGAPOREAN TRUTHS REVEALED
We shook up a few well-known Singapore names and found some hidden messages.
Well, read on for your pleasure
1. NICOLL HIGHWAY: when you rearrange the letters: Why, ah? Logic nil.
2. SINGAPORE IDOL: when you rearrange the letters: Prodigal noise
3. SINGAPORE AIRLINES: when you rearrange the letters: Pioneering air lass
4. SENTOSA CASINO: when you rearrange the letters: SOS! Satanic, one!
5. MASS RAPID TRANSIT: when you rearrange the letters: Is a rat’s mad sprint
6. COSMOPOLITAN: when you rearrange the letters: Stop! I’m a colon!
7. HEARTLANDER: when you rearrange the letters: Learn hatred
8. EXPATRIATES: when you rearrange the letters: Sip extra tea
9. FOREIGN TALENT: when you rearrange the letters: To enter a fling
10. LOCAL TALENT: when you rearrange the letters: No, all cattle
11. SIR THOMAS STAMFORD RAFFLES: when you rearrange the letters: Ah, Milord starts far-off mess!
12. UNIQUELY SINGAPORE: when you rearrange the letters: Unique? A lying poser!
13. ROMANCING SINGAPORE: when you rearrange the letters: Man, go ring a nice pros!
14. SINGAPORE POOLS: when you rearrange the letters: Poor, losing apes
15. VIETNAMESE BRIDE: when you rearrange the letters: Visa? Meet ‘er in bed.
16. STAYER AND QUITTER: when you rearrange the letters: Desert? A quaint try!
17. US COALITION OF THE WILLING: when you rearrange the letters: Foul co. within, stealing oil
18. NOMINATED MP: when you rearrange the letters: Madmen opt-in
19. TODAY NEWSPAPER: when you rearrange the letters: PAP renews toady
20. JEMAAH ISLAMIAH: when you rearrange the letters: Ha! Aim: Jail shame
21. SINGAPORE ARMY: when you rearrange the letters: Pro-gay seminar
22. OPPOSITION: No poop, is it?
23. INTERNAL SECURITY ACT: when you rearrange the letters: Titanic cruelty nears
24. PRIME MINISTER: when you rearrange the letters: Permit miser in
25. MINISTER MENTOR: when you rearrange the letters: Sir, I torment men
26. SINGAPORE: When you rearrange the letters: Pa Ignores
27. ESPLANADE: When you rearrange the letters: Need a Slap
28. REMAKING SINGAPORE: When you rearrange the letters: Meek Pairs Groaning
29. TEMASEK: When you rearrange the letters: Takes ‘Em
30. SENTOSA: When you rearrange the letters: Sea Snot
31. THE STRAITS TIMES: When you rearrange the letters: Me? Stir State shit?
32. JACK NEO: When you rearrange the letters: Can Joke
33. DR MAHATHIR: When you rearrange the letters: Aha! Dr Mirth!
34. GOVERNMENT SCHOLAR: When you rearrange the letters: Oh, Clever, Strong Man!
35. RAFFLES HOTEL: When you rearrange the letters: Lethal Offers
36. PARADE: When you rearrange the letters: Dear Pa
37. NATIONAL DAY: When you rearrange the letters: A Tiny Anal Do
38. NATIONAL SERVICEMEN: When you rearrange the letters: I’m a Nice Lone Servant.
39. ISTANA: When you rearrange the letters: I, Satan
40. EVANGELIST: When you rearrange the letters: Evil’s Agent
41. MALAYSIAN: When you rearrange the letters: A Sly Mania
42. MINISTRY: When you rearrange the letters: Tiny Rims
43. EDUCATION MINISTRY: When you rearrange the letters: Misery at Induction
44. SINGAPOREAN MINISTERS: When you rearrange the letters: Pain? Misers to Resign!
45. DEFAMATION SUIT: When you rearrange the letters: Mad? Sue! Finito! Ta!
46. S-LEAGUE: When you rearrange the letters: Use Leg, A!
47. ORCHARD ROAD: When you rearrange the letters: Oh! Card Ardor!
48. CHANGI AIRPORT: When you rearrange the letters: A Hiring Trap Co.
49. MEDIACORP: When you rearrange the letters: Me? I Do Crap.
50. SINGTEL: When you rearrange the letters: Gets Nil.
© http://www.TalkingCock.com 2001-2003. All rights reserved.
Well, read on for your pleasure
1. NICOLL HIGHWAY: when you rearrange the letters: Why, ah? Logic nil.
2. SINGAPORE IDOL: when you rearrange the letters: Prodigal noise
3. SINGAPORE AIRLINES: when you rearrange the letters: Pioneering air lass
4. SENTOSA CASINO: when you rearrange the letters: SOS! Satanic, one!
5. MASS RAPID TRANSIT: when you rearrange the letters: Is a rat’s mad sprint
6. COSMOPOLITAN: when you rearrange the letters: Stop! I’m a colon!
7. HEARTLANDER: when you rearrange the letters: Learn hatred
8. EXPATRIATES: when you rearrange the letters: Sip extra tea
9. FOREIGN TALENT: when you rearrange the letters: To enter a fling
10. LOCAL TALENT: when you rearrange the letters: No, all cattle
11. SIR THOMAS STAMFORD RAFFLES: when you rearrange the letters: Ah, Milord starts far-off mess!
12. UNIQUELY SINGAPORE: when you rearrange the letters: Unique? A lying poser!
13. ROMANCING SINGAPORE: when you rearrange the letters: Man, go ring a nice pros!
14. SINGAPORE POOLS: when you rearrange the letters: Poor, losing apes
15. VIETNAMESE BRIDE: when you rearrange the letters: Visa? Meet ‘er in bed.
16. STAYER AND QUITTER: when you rearrange the letters: Desert? A quaint try!
17. US COALITION OF THE WILLING: when you rearrange the letters: Foul co. within, stealing oil
18. NOMINATED MP: when you rearrange the letters: Madmen opt-in
19. TODAY NEWSPAPER: when you rearrange the letters: PAP renews toady
20. JEMAAH ISLAMIAH: when you rearrange the letters: Ha! Aim: Jail shame
21. SINGAPORE ARMY: when you rearrange the letters: Pro-gay seminar
22. OPPOSITION: No poop, is it?
23. INTERNAL SECURITY ACT: when you rearrange the letters: Titanic cruelty nears
24. PRIME MINISTER: when you rearrange the letters: Permit miser in
25. MINISTER MENTOR: when you rearrange the letters: Sir, I torment men
26. SINGAPORE: When you rearrange the letters: Pa Ignores
27. ESPLANADE: When you rearrange the letters: Need a Slap
28. REMAKING SINGAPORE: When you rearrange the letters: Meek Pairs Groaning
29. TEMASEK: When you rearrange the letters: Takes ‘Em
30. SENTOSA: When you rearrange the letters: Sea Snot
31. THE STRAITS TIMES: When you rearrange the letters: Me? Stir State shit?
32. JACK NEO: When you rearrange the letters: Can Joke
33. DR MAHATHIR: When you rearrange the letters: Aha! Dr Mirth!
34. GOVERNMENT SCHOLAR: When you rearrange the letters: Oh, Clever, Strong Man!
35. RAFFLES HOTEL: When you rearrange the letters: Lethal Offers
36. PARADE: When you rearrange the letters: Dear Pa
37. NATIONAL DAY: When you rearrange the letters: A Tiny Anal Do
38. NATIONAL SERVICEMEN: When you rearrange the letters: I’m a Nice Lone Servant.
39. ISTANA: When you rearrange the letters: I, Satan
40. EVANGELIST: When you rearrange the letters: Evil’s Agent
41. MALAYSIAN: When you rearrange the letters: A Sly Mania
42. MINISTRY: When you rearrange the letters: Tiny Rims
43. EDUCATION MINISTRY: When you rearrange the letters: Misery at Induction
44. SINGAPOREAN MINISTERS: When you rearrange the letters: Pain? Misers to Resign!
45. DEFAMATION SUIT: When you rearrange the letters: Mad? Sue! Finito! Ta!
46. S-LEAGUE: When you rearrange the letters: Use Leg, A!
47. ORCHARD ROAD: When you rearrange the letters: Oh! Card Ardor!
48. CHANGI AIRPORT: When you rearrange the letters: A Hiring Trap Co.
49. MEDIACORP: When you rearrange the letters: Me? I Do Crap.
50. SINGTEL: When you rearrange the letters: Gets Nil.
© http://www.TalkingCock.com 2001-2003. All rights reserved.
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