Got this off an email from a fren... very funny...shows how much women actually listen to a conversation... though many might beg to differ...
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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here & continue to feel good.
Male readers: Please kindly scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!
Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!
March 19, 2005
March 18, 2005
Liverpool boss Rafael Benitez predicts his side will overcome Juventus to reach the Champions League semi-finals, as the two clubs vowed to use the opportunity of their meeting to mark the 20th anniversary of the Heysel disaster.
The quarter-final draw today in Nyon produced an emotive occasion when Liverpool and Juventus were the first two clubs out of the hat.
It is 20 years since 39 supporters, the majority of them Italian, died when a wall in the decrepit Heysel stadium gave way ahead of the European Cup final between the teams.
English clubs were banned from Europe and Liverpool's name was tarnished - but Benitez now has a chance to guide Liverpool to an improbable semi-final against either Chelsea or Bayern Munich.
But for the club and the city of Liverpool the clash with the Italians brings bitter memories flooding back.
Chief executive Rick Parry, in Switzerland for the draw, said: 'There is a deep friendship between the two clubs, and between the two sets of supporters.
'It is 20 years since Heysel and we as clubs had already mentioned some sort of commemoration, it is something we will give some thought to.
'It shows how far football has come in 20 years and I am confident we will get that side of things right.
'Something will be done. We will talk to our supporters and I know Juventus are doing the same, and the clubs will talk again next week.'
His words were echoed by Juventus director Romy Gal, who said: 'This will be the first time we have met on the field since 1985, so we will plan something more than just a normal game.
'I have been talking to Rick Parry already and we have said that there is the opportunity to mark what happened 20 years ago.
'Now Liverpool and Juventus are great friends, we co-operate together in plenty of things at international level.
'We were already planning something, we feel we are obliged to do something more to remember that day in 1985.
'Rick Parry has told me he has been asked by Liverpool fans to mark the occasion of the 20th anniversary anyway, and it will be a great day for both clubs.
'It will be emotional, it is something that is part of the history of both clubs and we all cannot forget.
'We will remember and to be drawn to play each other again is a fantastic opportunity for us both to do something special.'
Liverpool will be at home in the first leg and Benitez told the club's official website: 'I am confident we can do well, even though Italian teams are always tough to play against and you always know you will be in for a difficult game.
'They haven't conceded many goals in the competition this season so that means they have a good defence, but they also have good forwards. They are very strong.'
He added: 'We're at home in the first leg and our idea will be to be careful and not to concede any goals if possible. Then we will see what we can do.
'This is the Champions League and over two legs anything is possible. It is a tough draw but I'm confident we can do well in the tie.'
Former Liverpool assistant manager and defender Phil Thompson appreciated the significance of the draw, but insists the Anfield club can triumph.
He said: 'There has been a lot of bridge-building between Liverpool and Juventus since Heysel, the clubs are close and have worked exceptionally hard to help each other to overcome what happened.
'This draw those brings back a lot of memories, some good some bad - but it will be a great night at Anfield.
'I do think it is possible for Liverpool to go through. Last season, from the quarter-finals onwards, nobody even looked at Porto because they were complete outsiders.
'It can happen, Liverpool can do the same, who would have picked Greece to win the European Championship? Stranger things have happened and Liverpool have an outside chance, why not?'
The quarter-final draw today in Nyon produced an emotive occasion when Liverpool and Juventus were the first two clubs out of the hat.
It is 20 years since 39 supporters, the majority of them Italian, died when a wall in the decrepit Heysel stadium gave way ahead of the European Cup final between the teams.
English clubs were banned from Europe and Liverpool's name was tarnished - but Benitez now has a chance to guide Liverpool to an improbable semi-final against either Chelsea or Bayern Munich.
But for the club and the city of Liverpool the clash with the Italians brings bitter memories flooding back.
Chief executive Rick Parry, in Switzerland for the draw, said: 'There is a deep friendship between the two clubs, and between the two sets of supporters.
'It is 20 years since Heysel and we as clubs had already mentioned some sort of commemoration, it is something we will give some thought to.
'It shows how far football has come in 20 years and I am confident we will get that side of things right.
'Something will be done. We will talk to our supporters and I know Juventus are doing the same, and the clubs will talk again next week.'
His words were echoed by Juventus director Romy Gal, who said: 'This will be the first time we have met on the field since 1985, so we will plan something more than just a normal game.
'I have been talking to Rick Parry already and we have said that there is the opportunity to mark what happened 20 years ago.
'Now Liverpool and Juventus are great friends, we co-operate together in plenty of things at international level.
'We were already planning something, we feel we are obliged to do something more to remember that day in 1985.
'Rick Parry has told me he has been asked by Liverpool fans to mark the occasion of the 20th anniversary anyway, and it will be a great day for both clubs.
'It will be emotional, it is something that is part of the history of both clubs and we all cannot forget.
'We will remember and to be drawn to play each other again is a fantastic opportunity for us both to do something special.'
Liverpool will be at home in the first leg and Benitez told the club's official website: 'I am confident we can do well, even though Italian teams are always tough to play against and you always know you will be in for a difficult game.
'They haven't conceded many goals in the competition this season so that means they have a good defence, but they also have good forwards. They are very strong.'
He added: 'We're at home in the first leg and our idea will be to be careful and not to concede any goals if possible. Then we will see what we can do.
'This is the Champions League and over two legs anything is possible. It is a tough draw but I'm confident we can do well in the tie.'
Former Liverpool assistant manager and defender Phil Thompson appreciated the significance of the draw, but insists the Anfield club can triumph.
He said: 'There has been a lot of bridge-building between Liverpool and Juventus since Heysel, the clubs are close and have worked exceptionally hard to help each other to overcome what happened.
'This draw those brings back a lot of memories, some good some bad - but it will be a great night at Anfield.
'I do think it is possible for Liverpool to go through. Last season, from the quarter-finals onwards, nobody even looked at Porto because they were complete outsiders.
'It can happen, Liverpool can do the same, who would have picked Greece to win the European Championship? Stranger things have happened and Liverpool have an outside chance, why not?'
March 17, 2005
Finally back...
1st Day -
Pretty uneventful... checked in at 9am++ then slept on board all the way to hong kong with the rest of the guys.. We arrive to a superbly cold Hkg at 3pm+++.. Buay tahan..quickly look for jacket to wear... was supposed to be 12-15 degrees eh...
Then i split up with the guys... coz i had a different hotel... left airport at ard 4pm+++
Reached hotel at 5pm... then my Hkg students called up.. they very fast...quickly set up a meeting that evening at Tsium Sha tsui... Cyber, Fei Wen & Suki came along... hahaha... later Zhi yuan & Kam Mo came along.. we walekd from Tsim Sha Tsui all the way to Mong Kok... hahahaha...by the time we reached Mong kok, Suki & cyber had to leave as they have a paper the nx day.. they are all exahausted by the long long walk...
Fei wen & Kam Mo walked back with me to my hotel.. hahaha.. so nice to have pple sending me back...
2nd day
Woke up at 11am++... Went out for some light window shopping.. Went to see some hotels.. Wanna go and walk somemore after lunch but realise weather too cold...so boh pian went back to hotel to rest.. took a nap...
Woke up at 5pm++ to go meet up with Pascal & Joan... went to Women's St with them.. had dinner with them as well... then ended the nite at 8pm++.. took a bus back to hotel.. had a nice 'Che zhai Mian' supper alone in the recesses of my comfy room...
3rd Day
Hmmmmm...went to airport to pick up my bosses at 12noon...then went to meet suki for lunch and went to take some neo-prints with the others... they very cute ahh... will scan and put the neo prints on my fotos site
then went to mong kok stadium to see the match between HUFC & HV.. hahah...this game is indeed very interesting... the hongkies were in fact controlling and attacking all of the game..at least 75%.. but we won thru a free kick... hahaha
To be continued ... ...
1st Day -
Pretty uneventful... checked in at 9am++ then slept on board all the way to hong kong with the rest of the guys.. We arrive to a superbly cold Hkg at 3pm+++.. Buay tahan..quickly look for jacket to wear... was supposed to be 12-15 degrees eh...
Then i split up with the guys... coz i had a different hotel... left airport at ard 4pm+++
Reached hotel at 5pm... then my Hkg students called up.. they very fast...quickly set up a meeting that evening at Tsium Sha tsui... Cyber, Fei Wen & Suki came along... hahaha... later Zhi yuan & Kam Mo came along.. we walekd from Tsim Sha Tsui all the way to Mong Kok... hahahaha...by the time we reached Mong kok, Suki & cyber had to leave as they have a paper the nx day.. they are all exahausted by the long long walk...
Fei wen & Kam Mo walked back with me to my hotel.. hahaha.. so nice to have pple sending me back...
2nd day
Woke up at 11am++... Went out for some light window shopping.. Went to see some hotels.. Wanna go and walk somemore after lunch but realise weather too cold...so boh pian went back to hotel to rest.. took a nap...
Woke up at 5pm++ to go meet up with Pascal & Joan... went to Women's St with them.. had dinner with them as well... then ended the nite at 8pm++.. took a bus back to hotel.. had a nice 'Che zhai Mian' supper alone in the recesses of my comfy room...
3rd Day
Hmmmmm...went to airport to pick up my bosses at 12noon...then went to meet suki for lunch and went to take some neo-prints with the others... they very cute ahh... will scan and put the neo prints on my fotos site
then went to mong kok stadium to see the match between HUFC & HV.. hahah...this game is indeed very interesting... the hongkies were in fact controlling and attacking all of the game..at least 75%.. but we won thru a free kick... hahaha
To be continued ... ...
March 14, 2005
Blogging my last blog for today b4 i leave for hong kong.. this will be a good time of reflecting on all the things i've done in the past few months... the past few weeks..
Though this time in hong kong i dunno who i will meet bnut i give myself plenty oftime to meet God lor...i wanna know why he did wat he did and why i done wat i've done...hahahaha
pretty schizoprenic statement i guess... i thank god for a chance to leave everything behind to go out and have a good time tinkin and relfecting... will continue to post and blog over there too if i get a chance...
Wanna post my pics up too...
Though this time in hong kong i dunno who i will meet bnut i give myself plenty oftime to meet God lor...i wanna know why he did wat he did and why i done wat i've done...hahahaha
pretty schizoprenic statement i guess... i thank god for a chance to leave everything behind to go out and have a good time tinkin and relfecting... will continue to post and blog over there too if i get a chance...
Wanna post my pics up too...
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