September 15, 2006

Hokayzz.. actually we outlaws have an award going on amongst us..

Presenting....The outlaws...

us painted


Most Zuo Boh At Work Award
Most notable Quote: Gan Fan.. Dunno how to take my leave..
- NO2SLACK -


Most Contacts Award
Most notable Quote: Wait.. I call..
- JESUAFREAK -


Wolf In Sheep's Clothing Award
Most notable Quote: Wooooooahhh.. *Slurpsssss*
- PENSIVE TABBY -

Highest Hit Rate (without scoring) on Waitresses/Bloggers
Most notable Quote: Only 3rd Base
- YOUNG -

Nobody Dares To Drink With Him Award
Most notable Quote: You challenge me izzit?!?
- FEY -


Most Outstanding Pimp Award
Most Notable Quote : Wo Chie
- PAIKIA -


Lifetime Achievement Award
Most notable Quote: Former Mensa member Lehh..
- DARKELFIN -



oh yeah still got
Loser Of The Year Award - TIGERKILLER

September 11, 2006

Story of the Wenmicks

Got this off eelee .. when i chanced upon her blog.. She's a long lost fren whom we just lost contact.. haha.. maybe not strong frenz from the start.. should make an effort to say hi to her again...

The Wemmicks were small wooden people. Each of them was carved by a woodworker named Eli. His workshop sat on a hill overlooking their village.

Every Wemmick was different. Some had big noses; others had large eyes. Some were tall and others were short. Some wore hats; others wore coats. But all were made by the same carver and all lived in the village.

And all day, every day, the Wemmicks did the same thing: They gave each other stickers. Each Wemmick had a box of golden star stickers and a box of grey dot stickers. Up and down the streets all over the city, people could be seen sticking stars or dots on one another.

The pretty ones, those with smooth wood and fine paint, always got stars. But if the wood was rough or the paint chipped, the Wemmicks gave dots. The talented ones got stars, too. Some could lift big sticks high above their heads or jump over tall boxes. Still others knew big words or could sing very pretty songs. Everyone gave them stars.

Some Wemmicks had stars all over them! Every time they got a star it made them feel so good that they did something else and got another star. Others, though, could do little.

They got dots.

Punchinello was one of these. He tried to jump high like the others, but he always fell. And when he fell, the others would gather around and give him dots. Sometimes when he fell, it would scar his wood, so the people would give him more dots. He would try to explain why he fell and say something silly, and the Wemmicks would give him more dots.

After a while he had so many dots that he didn't want to go outside. He was afraid he would do something dumb such as forget his hat or step in the water, and then people would give him another dot. In fact, he had so many grey dots that some people would come up and give him one without reason.

"He deserves lots of dots," the wooden people would agree with one another. "He's not a good wooden person." After a while Punchinello believed them. "I'm not a good Wemmick," he would say. The few times he went outside, he hung around other Wemmicks who had a lot of dots. He felt better around them.

One day he met a Wemmick who was unlike any he'd ever met. She had no dots or stars. She was just wooden. Her name was Lulia. It wasn't that people didn't try to give her stickers; it's just that the stickers didn't stick. Some admired Lulia for having no dots, so they would run up and give her a star. But it would fall off. Some would look down on her for having no stars, so they would give her a dot. But it wouldn't stay either.

"That's the way I want to be," thought Punchinello. 'I don't want anyone's marks.' So he asked the sticker-less Wemmick how she did it.
"It's easy," Lulia replied. "Everyday I go to see Eli."
"Eli?"
"Yes, Eli. The woodcarver... I sit in the workshop with him."
"Why?"
"Why don't you find out for yourself? Go up the hill. He's there."
And with that the Wemmick with no marks turned and skipped away.

"But he won't want to see me!" Punchinello cried out. Lulia didn't hear. So Punchinello went home. He sat near a window and watched the wooden people as they scurried around giving each other stars and dots. "It's not right," he muttered to himself. And he resolved to go see Eli.

He walked up the narrow path to the top of the hill and stepped into the big shop. His wooden eyes widened at the size of everything. The stool was as tall as he was. He had to stretch on his tiptoes to see the top of the workbench. A hammer was as long as his arm.

Punchinello swallowed hard. "I'm not staying here!" and he turned to leave.

Then he heard his name.
"Punchinello" The voice was deep and strong.
Punchinello stopped.
"Punchinello! How good to see you ! Come and let me have a look at you."
Punchinello turned slowly and looked at the large bearded craftsman.
"You know my name?" the little Wemmick asked.
"Of course I do. I made you."

Eli stooped down and picked him up and set him on the bench.
"Hmm," the maker spoke thoughtfully as he inspected the grey circles.
"Looks like you've been given some bad marks."
"I didn't mean to, Eli. I really tried hard."
"Oh, you don't have to defend yourself to me, child. I don't care what the other Wemmicks think."
"You don't?"
"No, and you shouldn't either. Who are they to give stars or dots? They're Wemmicks just like you. What they think doesnt matter, Punchinello. All that matters is what I think. And I think you are pretty special."

Punchinello laughed. "Me, special? Why? I can't walk fast. I can't jump. My paint is peeling. Why do I matter to you?"

Eli looked at Punchinello, put his hands on those small wooden shoulders, and spoke very slowly."Because you're mine. That's why you matter to me."

Punchinello had never had anyone look at him like this - much less his maker. He didn't know what to say.

"Every day I've been hoping you'd come." Eli explained.

"I came because I met someone who had no marks"

"I know. She told me about you."

"Why don't the stickers stay on her?"

"Because she has decided that what I think is more important than what they think. The stickers only stick if you let them."

"What?"

"The stickers only stick if they matter to you. The more you trust my love, the less you care about the stickers."

"I'm not sure I understand."

"You will, but it will take time. You've got a lot of marks. For now, just come to see me every day and let me remind you how much I care."

Eli lifted Punchinello off the bench and set him on the ground.

"Remember," Eli said as the Wemmick walked out the door. "You are special because I made you. And I don't make mistakes."


Punchinello didnt stop, but in his heart he thought, "I think he really means it."
And when he did, a dot fell to the ground.

Church Anniversary

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September 10, 2006

Read MR Wang's Blog recently.. found out there's a post to our BG George Yeo.. then found that there is a sea of comments.. reading thru it all..took me all of an hour.. so I, aku, saya decide to tell u wat Lim Peh tinks.. a former "Pes E9L9" CQMS from HQ2SIB..

For Wat

It dawned upon me that you wont hate NS sufficiently till you complete the full 2.5 yrs or for the lucky ones currently, 2 yrs.

Only then will you realise how far the girls (yesh.. its those 18 yrs olds u knew back then in JC or Poly) and foreigners(those china and malaysians who no need ot serve their time) progressed in life with or without tertiary education. By the time you hit the work force, you will have to call these lucky women/foreigner aka classmate,as supervisor or boss.

NATO

And you will also realise it on that day that you collect your pink IC that NS is not really over. (Serious.. unless u decide to tuanh from then on..) Your chief clerk will hand you your NSman Welcome kit with a such huge smirk on her face. That Kit welcomes you to yet another 13 years, or maybe more if you're a scum.(Or less , if u decided to downgrade.. but thatz probaly another post.. =)) For as long as 80 days in a calendar year, you're liable(For the uninitiated, it simply means you will be charged if you dun go ) for Reservist. It normally hits you at the most inconvenient of times(read as peak periods of work, quarter end closings & public holidays). You(really) need a really understanding boss to not to consciously/unconsciously discriminate against you over a woman or PR/foreigner in terms of promotions, incentives or even merely keeping you during a retrenchment exercise. Such understanding bosses are getting as common as the T-rex as they are either increasingly, a woman or a foreigner. And I wonder why. (Hokayzz.. Women and Foreigners.. dun flame me here.. these are my POV)

Chao Keng

You will need to keep fit for 13 years, maybe more, or risk losing another 8 weekends of your life to Remedial Training(RT). It is one thing to be fit when young, but no joke as you get older. It also reminds you that your freedom is just an illusion: the army still owns your ass and prefer them to be tight. Haha (NOTE: Unca Fong, this paragraph is dedicated to you. Pes A .. HAhahahaha )


Xtras

Listen to this okay.. NS doesnt make you more mature. The Truth is that it stunts your mental growth. Trust me, women your age will find you childish, at least 2 yrs behind, maybe more. Trust me, for the next 5 years at least, you will keep talking about army life at every opportunity in every gathering, because it is all you know.

There are just incredibly few minority races in green. Even if have, they are only doing mundane duties like RPs, storemen, mechanics and the most covetted role, Drivers. Overwhelming majority of the minority races are serving Police or Civil Defence NS. Which contradict the racial harmony argument, doesnt it?

Oh yah, a parting shot here. To be reminded yet again your freedom is just an illusion. If you ever leave Singapore (other than West M'sia for less than 24 hours) and forget to inform MINDEF. The penalty is that offenders will require exit permits to just to leave Singapore.

AWOL