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Got this photo off Squarebrain, a site i did not go for a long time... till i saw RN's post and the familiar comics came to mind...

i was reading Mandrake's post on taxis

Last nite sumtin horrendous happened to me as well..

I was at tiong bahru.. tryin to help a fren out with her english lessons.. then i left her place at about 10pm..

My adventure started..

i waited till 1025.. Nature called.. being in the middle of nowhere in Bt Ho Swee.. and no bushes or tress in sight.. i have to endure.. i decided to call a cab...

First, Silver cab.. their cabs are much more comfortable and i dunch really like NTUC... (ED: BTW u know wat NTUC Stands for.. lolx... Never Trust Union Chief.. hahahahha)
well.. the lines were engaged and its kinda understandeable.. due to the wet weather and stuff..

The call of nature was breaking me out in old sweat now @ 1030pm

I called transcab.. the red color cabs.. you know.. those that look like gas cylinders companies.. hahaha.. well.. the line was like D-E-A-D

My last resort.. I called Comfort.. WTH.. the line was D-E-A-D lor..

Seow liaos.. now i feel like those JB water pipes and flood gates. .Kaoz... everythign gonna break loose real soon

i finally got thru to transcab at 1045pm.. they put me on hold.. then a cab came along.. i was happy.. so happy that i ended the call.. the cab stopped and told me He's goign for his dinner.. he haben eat yet wor..

I WAS LIKE WTF.. YOU HAVEN'T EAT, GOT MY BUSINESS MEH..WHY YOU STOP AND TELL ME YOU HAVE NOT EATEN... KAOZZZZZZZ

that moment, rage entered me and i flashed him something i shouldn't.. but i guess that was milder than peeing into his cab rite..

Well.. to cut the story short.. i waited till 11pm then i managed to call thru to silver cab and got my cab at 1115pm...1hr 15mins.. Record Timing for waiting for a cab.. if i rode the MRT.. i would be at home

the story above is not to show my ninja skillz set.. but to reiterate the inefficiency of cab companies despite cab prices being sky high..

this si the godknowshowmanytimesthismonth i am havign problems getting a cab.. and if the PTC wants to get genuine undoctored feedback, they should approach me lor.. i will give them the feedback these cab companies deserve...

How I feel today.

Love Story of the Century

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You Jump; I jump !!

Well.. My personal viewpoint on this is still to take a back seat and allow the Govt to do their job while religion should do its own thing.. preach good and teach morales..

IF the buddhist in Bangkok are pushing for Buddhism to be nationalized. they should in fact speak with their actions.. i dun mean protests or rally or watever.. What i mean here is that they shd educate the young ones there and teach moral teachings to their yougn ones..

Religion is to teach a person to do good & bless others.. not to protest and rally and see bloodshed.

ED: I tink religion is liken to water.. Some like it distilled; Some like it sweet; Some like it bland. Whatever it is, take it whatever way you like. Water is only meant for quenching thirst & parched lips.

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A FIERCE debate is raging in Thailand as to whether Buddhism should be declared the national religion as the kingdom pushes ahead with the drafting of a new Constitution.

So far, over 300,000 Thai Buddhists have signed a petition urging the Constitution drafting committee to make Buddhism the national religion and the figure is expected to go up to a million, according to one of the leaders pushing for the change.

Mr Phra Mahacho Thassaniyo of Maha Chulalongkorn Monks University, who led a demonstration in front of Parliament earlier this month, warned that many Buddhists would reject the draft Constitution in a referendum if their religion does not gain national status.

Monks from major Bangkok temples are spearheading the move and they are mobilising former members of ousted Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra's Thai Rak Thai faction for political support, said Buddhist monk Mettanando Bhikku in an exclusive interview with Today.

Dr Mettanando is against the move to institutionalise Buddhism because it will marginalise non-Buddhist Thais and may lead to a spike in violence in the redominantly Muslim provinces in southern Thailand.

Dr Mettanando's dealings with the drafting committee left him convinced that most members disagree with the call and will remain steadfast in their decision.

This, however, will bring about a turmoil in Bangkok and it could possibly lead to another coup.

"I think there will be political conflict in July and August when the Constitution is put to a vote - the first referendum of its kind in Thailand," said the 50-year-old Mettanando, who added that nationalist Buddhists may take to the capital's streets to lobby for change if their demands are not met.

He added: "The pro-Thaksin group will take this as an opportunity to destabilise the current government. The Constitution will then be totally overturned and there will be unrest on the streets."

Last September, the Thaksin government was replaced during a bloodless military coup and uncertainty has gripped the country since as the newly-appointed leaders flip-flop over economic and other policies.

"If Buddhism becomes institutionalised, then violence from the South will quickly move into Bangkok," said Dr Mettanando, who is also a special adviser to the World Conference of Religions for Peace.

The region has already witnessed over 2,000 deaths in the past 18 months due to the separatist insurgency.

Security analyst John Harrison, from the Rajaratnam School of International Studies in Singapore, agrees that it will make the road to peace in southern Thailand even more elusive.

"Why would the militants want to negotiate with a government that is saying that their religion (Islam) is second class?" asked Dr Harrison.

Mr Abdus Sabur, Secretary-General of the Thai-based Asia Research Foundation, believes that such a move is detrimental to the country's relations with the Muslim world.

"If a particular community is perceived as oppressed, then their counterparts from the international community will gel in solidarity," he said.

Thai National Legislative Assembly member Gothom Arya said institutionalising Buddhism would make foreigners perceive Thailand negatively and stressed that a new Constitution would not solve the problems in Thailand.

If Buddhism is inscribed into the Constitution, it will make Thailand the fourth Asean nation to declare a national religion. Malaysia and Brunei Darussalam already recognise Islam as their state religion, while Myanmar officially acknowledged Buddhism under its 1974 Constitution.

Stand-in mistress sought to take wife's abuse

This is wat i call creativity at its best... Calling in a stand-in mistress.. Juz how much more dumber can this guy get....

The stoopidity is freezing... This kind of dumb pple cannot breed .. or the world will have more of such dumb pple..

But... still it is good to have a few ard so at least we can have a few good lauffs

Hahahahahaha

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BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese businessman has advertised on the Internet for a stand-in mistress to be beaten up by his wife to vent her anger and to protect his real mistress, Chinese media reported on Monday.

"When the woman found out her husband had a mistress, she insisted on beating her up," the Beijing Youth Daily said, citing the advertisement posted on a popular online jobs forum on sina.com.

More than 10 people had applied for the job, the newspaper said. The "successful" candidate would be 35 and originally from northeastern China and would be paid 3,000 yuan ($400) per 10 minutes, it said.

Many Chinese businessmen keep mistresses in second homes, a trend banished after the Communists swept to power in 1949 but which has made a comeback with market reforms in recent decades.

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