Swiped this off Cowboy Caleb
Prison vs. Work
IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK: You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON: You get three meals a day.
AT WORK: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK: You get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK: You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON: You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON: You get your own toilet.
AT WORK: You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.
IN PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK: You aren’t even supposed to speak to your family.
IN PRISON: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK: you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON: You must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK: They are called managers.
May 5, 2007
May 4, 2007
What I want for my birthday ?
Hmmmm... wish list..
1. PS3
2. Wii
3. Driving license
If really cannot get any of the above, just get me anything at all lah..
Though cash is much more preferred.. Hahahahahhahaahaaa
PS: i m very bored now.. weekend mood is here... upon me
1. PS3
2. Wii
3. Driving license
If really cannot get any of the above, just get me anything at all lah..
Though cash is much more preferred.. Hahahahahhahaahaaa
PS: i m very bored now.. weekend mood is here... upon me
BREAKING NEWS
Jacky Wu "The Best One" Concert 2003
28 Jun
Singapore Indoor Stadium
Popular Taiwanese singer and television host Jacky Wu Zhong Xian will be bringing his band of wacky humour and comic antics to the live stage in Singapore. Joining him will be his regular television co-star Kang Kang and No No.
The concert will feature plenty of visual and special effects, including a segment on magic fashioned after David Copperfield. There will also be plenty of song, dance and merry-making with special guest Ho Yeow Sun, the Singaporean singing pastor and perhaps even surprise appearances by other guest artistes.
For more information, visit www.unusual.com.sg.
Who wanna go with me ??
May 3, 2007
Ceremonial Change of Guard
Ever seen the Change fo Guards @ The Taiwanese National Plaza..
Tink its a great Thing..
Well .. actually in Singapore, there's such an event as well. ITs actually happenign this weekend. Do drop by to take a look..
Date: Sunday 6 May 2007
Time: 17:45 - 18:15
Repeats: This event repeats every month on the first Sunday.
Location: Starts From Heeren to Outside Istana Gates, Orchard Road
May 2, 2007
Results of My Birthday Poll
Thanks to PK for his suggestions under Others. All contributed by Him.
Thanks to Lao Beng for pushing up the stats. The ties btw spending time alone and throwing parties in pub is contributed by him.
Thanks to my outlaw brothers for not choosing.
okay... now i need someone help to design an invite... for the party... interested applicants pls gmail me...
PS: if u dunch have my gmail, then i wont need your help liaos... thx
We Owned Chelsea
[[SNIPPETS OF THE GAME]]
Dirk Kuyt put Liverpool into their second Champions League final inside three years by scoring the winning penalty against Chelsea at Anfield.
With the scores level on aggregate at 1-1 after extra-time, Bolo Zenden, Xabi Alonso, Steven Gerrard and Dirk Kuyt all scored from the spot while Arjen Robben and Geremi saw their efforts saved by Jose Reina.
Defender Daniel Agger had levelled the tie at 1-1 by stroking home Gerrard's 22nd-minute free-kick.
The champions paid dearly for Cole's misdemeanour in the 22nd minute when Agger swept home Gerrard's free-kick to give the home side the lead on the night and put them level overall.
A goal for Chelsea would give Liverpool a mountain to climb but the champions were more content to knock the ball around than to try and hurt Liverpool.
With the aggregate scores locked at 1-1, the match went into extra-time.
In the 97th minute Mourinho made his first change of the night when he replaced Joe Cole with Dutch winger Arjen Robben.
Three minutes later Kuyt was adjudged offside when he converted the rebound after Cech had failed to hold a ferocious drive from Xabi Alonso.
Five minutes before the end of extra-time Drogba just failed to connect with a low cross from Shaun Wright-Phillips but Cech rescued Chelsea when he punched away Kuyt's shot moments later.
And the game went to penalties with Liverpool keeper Reina the hero as he saved two penalties.
[[JOSE JIBES AGAIN]]
'They (the Chelsea players) have a lot of reasons to be proud. They did a great run in the Champions League.'
'We were the best team today, even against a team only playing for the Champions League.
'In extra-time we were the only team who tried to win, but football is like that and the penalty shoot-out is part of the game.'
'I respected Liverpool always in my words. I don't need to say more and today I think the best team was Chelsea.'
'As far as my management career goes, that was the most heartbreaking night. To lose a Champions League semi-final on penalties is hard to take.'
Mourinho also denied that his comments in the build-up to the game had provided a spur for Liverpool.
(ED: Thanks Jose for spurring us on)
[[Benitez replies]]
On His Winning Team,
'I could not have asked for more. It was very hard, they have some great attacking players and it was hard to keep them under control and keep a clean sheet.
'But we did that, we played with great passion and skill, and our fans helped us through.'
'But I felt we knew how to beat Chelsea, we played with passion and I am really proud of my players.'
On Jose:
'I would just prefer to enjoy this moment, to enjoy the thought of the final again and just praise my team without saying anything else.
On Himself,
'I will just enjoy this, the atmosphere was fantastic. But I repeat, Chelsea were pushing hard and we had to work really hard in defence.
On Chelsea,
'(Didier) Drogba was difficult, but they have other very good attackers, we had to work very hard to control them.'
On Man of The Match,
'Pepe was a specialist penalty stopper in Spain, and he has done the same thing here, he practices and is very hard to beat.
[[Best Quote to Sum it all up]]
'Nobody will remember that Chelsea were the best team in extra-time. That is the history of football.'
Dirk Kuyt put Liverpool into their second Champions League final inside three years by scoring the winning penalty against Chelsea at Anfield.
With the scores level on aggregate at 1-1 after extra-time, Bolo Zenden, Xabi Alonso, Steven Gerrard and Dirk Kuyt all scored from the spot while Arjen Robben and Geremi saw their efforts saved by Jose Reina.
Defender Daniel Agger had levelled the tie at 1-1 by stroking home Gerrard's 22nd-minute free-kick.
The champions paid dearly for Cole's misdemeanour in the 22nd minute when Agger swept home Gerrard's free-kick to give the home side the lead on the night and put them level overall.
A goal for Chelsea would give Liverpool a mountain to climb but the champions were more content to knock the ball around than to try and hurt Liverpool.
With the aggregate scores locked at 1-1, the match went into extra-time.
In the 97th minute Mourinho made his first change of the night when he replaced Joe Cole with Dutch winger Arjen Robben.
Three minutes later Kuyt was adjudged offside when he converted the rebound after Cech had failed to hold a ferocious drive from Xabi Alonso.
Five minutes before the end of extra-time Drogba just failed to connect with a low cross from Shaun Wright-Phillips but Cech rescued Chelsea when he punched away Kuyt's shot moments later.
And the game went to penalties with Liverpool keeper Reina the hero as he saved two penalties.
[[JOSE JIBES AGAIN]]
'They (the Chelsea players) have a lot of reasons to be proud. They did a great run in the Champions League.'
'We were the best team today, even against a team only playing for the Champions League.
'In extra-time we were the only team who tried to win, but football is like that and the penalty shoot-out is part of the game.'
'I respected Liverpool always in my words. I don't need to say more and today I think the best team was Chelsea.'
'As far as my management career goes, that was the most heartbreaking night. To lose a Champions League semi-final on penalties is hard to take.'
Mourinho also denied that his comments in the build-up to the game had provided a spur for Liverpool.
(ED: Thanks Jose for spurring us on)
[[Benitez replies]]
On His Winning Team,
'I could not have asked for more. It was very hard, they have some great attacking players and it was hard to keep them under control and keep a clean sheet.
'But we did that, we played with great passion and skill, and our fans helped us through.'
'But I felt we knew how to beat Chelsea, we played with passion and I am really proud of my players.'
On Jose:
'I would just prefer to enjoy this moment, to enjoy the thought of the final again and just praise my team without saying anything else.
On Himself,
'I will just enjoy this, the atmosphere was fantastic. But I repeat, Chelsea were pushing hard and we had to work really hard in defence.
On Chelsea,
'(Didier) Drogba was difficult, but they have other very good attackers, we had to work very hard to control them.'
On Man of The Match,
'Pepe was a specialist penalty stopper in Spain, and he has done the same thing here, he practices and is very hard to beat.
[[Best Quote to Sum it all up]]
'Nobody will remember that Chelsea were the best team in extra-time. That is the history of football.'
May 1, 2007
Ramblings of an Inane Mind Again
I simply hate it when I get into this mode.
This particular needy mode where I need people to be around me, and yet there's none.
It's just... !@$$@%$#!^&%$@!#$@#$@!#$!@#$@#$!#@
AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaRGgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggH...
This particular needy mode where I need people to be around me, and yet there's none.
It's just... !@$$@%$#!^&%$@!#$@#$@!#$!@#$@#$!#@
AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaRGgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggH...
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