Funny Beer Adverts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sogFhdOepBo
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AWESOMMMMEEeeeeeeeeeeeee

These are Gr8 Costumes....

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Winner of the Grand Prix in Cannes


Drink driving poster.. if only singapore has such creative advertising


Gotten the above from here

Do go there to see the adverts they have on a daily basis

New Finding on Youtube

i was surfing youtube today and i found this girl. She's like revelation.. hahahhaah... she plays quite well on the piano... this si one song she wrote on Easter.. quite nice la... apart from her twerpy strumming... and her lousy mic.. .hahahaha

she really wrote quite a nice song..so i thto i can share with u guys... i give her 5 stars for effort and love for the lord

below is her entry on her blog:
http://www.happyslip.com/

For chords go to:
http://www.happyslip.com/2007/04/06/your-love-blog/

Although I'm not an expert at singing or playing guitar - I wanted to share my heart. This is who gives me true joy.

After reading these verses again and again, it inspired me to write the song.

Ephesians 3:17-19
And I pray that you, being rooted and established in love, may have power, together with all the saints, to grasp how wide and long and high and deep is the love of Christ, and to know this love that surpasses knowledge—that you may be filled to the measure of all the fullness of God.


Lyrics:
When I try to look elsewhere or in others
I lose myself
For my life is nothing without you
My Creator

You give me meaning
You give me purpose
I find my destiny in you oh God

How wide
How long
How high and how deep
Is your love oh Lord


Unless the Lord builds this house
I will build in vain
I will sink in the sand
But I choose to stand on you
The Rock of my Salvation

You give me meaning
You give me purpose
I find my destiny in you oh God

For when I fall
When I fail
You pick me up
And Hold me in your arms

Oh Lord my God
Reedemer and my Friend
You're the Alpha, Omega
The Great I am
And I give my all to you

How wide
How long
How high and how deep
Is your love oh Lord

I die to myself
So that you might live in me oh Lord
All the days of my life
Shine through me
Oh God of who I am
Oh God of who I am

YouTubers will gather in NYC.

Where: Washington Square Park (under the huge arch)
When: 11am-8pm

Music: Heart and Soul - Hoagy Carmichael
Lyrics:

Will you be in New York City oh
Will you bein New York City on 777
cause I will be there too.

We will meet under the huge arch in Washington Square Park
Where you will see many YouTubers on 7/7/07

11am is when we'll start to meet
11am until 8pm
We will dance a little HS dance

You can enjoy the greatest city while meeting us
And it will be so much fun
I guarantee you that

Make your plans -its 1 month away
But time flies fast before you know it
I will be there
Waiting just to see you


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This is sibei cool lor~... can she come to singapore.. i would put her up in my house lor~

her funny side... she very very cute lor

Went out for beer with rainne & cheryl.

My left eye contact lens popped out earlier while on my train ride there.

Shit. i am left with my right eye only. so i had to squint my eye to read my book properly with out the words floating ard. The girl standing diagonally in front of me, adjusted her top and buttoned up her cardigan... -_-"" i was like WTF.. wat did i do to get that 色狼 look from her siaaah...

i ignored her.. carried on reading and half fuming

Another seperate incident...

was going to boat quay with sum1. i was standing at raffles place mrt stn which was OMFG soooo crowded at 630pm... i was reading my book and listening to my mp3s... this girl was grinnign in front of me.. first thot was who da phuck is her... then seconds, Shit.. ish my fly open ??? *i checked and it was not open for biz lor* Then i ignored her.. she seems to be grnning wider and wider..

i start to tink.. shit.. nut case.. wait i kena stabbed how ?? how how how ??

i start to beo the direction which she was staring and grinning at... then i saw another girl standing there.. holding a bunch of flowers..

NBz... she playing hide and seek in crowded Raffles place with her flen...
>_<"""

Thirdly i was on the train in the afternoon.. Dunnno why is the whole world rushing out to lunch at 1130... BTH.. simply dunno..

The train towards city hall is freakin packed.. at Bugis, the crowd at the door looked like the Persians waiting to engulf the Spartans by their sheer numbers..

i was standing in front of a pole, reading my book. Then this swarm of idiots came marauding in... i stood my ground and "HOLD"..

I must give credit to this auntie... she came at me with full force.. both arms armed with big red plastic bags which smelt of vegetables, raw meat and joss paper and their like. i still stood my ground... albeit taking 3 steps to the right bumpin my spects into the pole, causing the bridge of my nose to hurt and raising my arm to console my bridge, in the process whacked a cute student on her head with my elbow and turning ard to say sorry, my ass hit anohter stranger of whom i din even say a word coz i was tryin to leave the train as soon as the doors were opened...

And to top it all off, my perfume for the day became the infamous Parfum Humide Du Marché.

Loosely Translated as The Wet Market Scent.

FREAK.. can sum1 tell me what is wrong with pple nowsadays

*pulls hair / stomps legs / rollin*

How to live for Christ

Summer time is a good illustration of how we can live for Christ.

Think about it: You step outside on a warm evening, and suddenly you're in the middle of a swarm of mosquitos and other insects. (No worries abt this situation unless you're living in yishun, sembawang or marsiling)So you naturally start trying to swat them away, and the more you swat, the more of them there seem to be. So you stand there and keep on swatting at them, an absolutely useless exercise, and eventually retreat inside to keep them away. It would be so much easier, of course, to put on mosquito repellent, before you go outside. But sometimes such an obvious step becomes only an afterthought for a lot of us.

But how many of us are like this spiritually? How many of us are always on the defensive, always trying to swat away the problems brought upon us by Satan, the world and our own weaknesses but not taking the first and only step that can give us the upper hand? How many of us are so caught up in uselessly and endlessly trying to swat away problems and temptations that we're just surviving, and not really living? How many of us work up such a sweat running in place spiritually that we run ourselves into exhaustion but never go anywhere? It doesn't have to be like that. But the only way we can live--truly live, not just breathe and take up space--is if we're plugged into a daily relationship with Christ.

I spent a bit of time recently looking at Luke 4, where Jesus fasted and prayed for 40 days in the desert and was then tempted by the devil. Forty days without food would make anyone ravenously hungry. But 40 days plugged into conversation with the Father and the power of the Holy Spirit empowered Jesus to do more than just swat away Satan's temptations--He hit them out of the ballpark. Satan couldn't touch Jesus, because Jesus relied only on the power of God. Verse 13 of Luke 4 says "When the devil had finished all this tempting, he left him until an opportune time."

How many of us are just timidly standing there swatting and whining at the devil and the world to just leave us alone instead of doing what we need to do to take the upper hand? I think it's hard for the Lord to use us if we're so distracted by things that don't matter that we can't or won't listen to Him telling us what to do? The Lord wants us to worry about all the things that are keeping us from hearing Him, but to focus on Him first and foremost so that everything else will end up where it should. (Matthew 6:33) Unless you'd rather stand outside and swat at mosquitos instead of doing what it takes to fight back. Are you content with just surviving spiritually? Or are you ready to really live for Christ? What will it take for you to get to where He wants you to be for Him to use you where you are in the way He desires?

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A positive outlook on Life

I like this young finnish's way of extolling life... http://learning-things.livejournal.com/

She started out in 1 June to be positive and posted 18 new things she learnt on a daily basis.

Probably we should all do sumtin like this.. it would help us appreciate Life more..

More importantly, complain lesser & Live longer

Top 10 signs dat u eat too much McDs

Wednesday is the most exciting day of the week – it’s when they change the Happy Meal Toy.

U can name every single McDonald’s outlet within the 10km radius of your house. And your office.

When u're sick, instead of forcing yourself to drink bird’s nest soup and herbal tea, you force yourself to eat McDonald’s porridge (yeeck…).

You know exactly which burger type comes with what colour wrapping paper. (”No, no. You guys got it wrong. Yellow is McChicken, Blue is…”)

Everytime anyone of your friends mention KFC or Burger King’s, you break out in sarcastic laughter.

You remember (and have tried) all those obscure gimmicky products like Prosperity Burger, Prawn Sandwiches, Vegan Burger…

You get withdrawal symptoms if you don’t get enough salt and fatty oils in one day.

You are surprised to see how your friends can eat ‘other’ things for ‘breakfast’. Like cornflakes, bread, roti prata.

You’ve the McDonald’s home delivery number – on speed dial.

Your skin has turned pasty white, and your afro hair has become a shocking red and you wear only yellow labcoats.

(Ripped this off the intarwebs in memory of Spencer Chong)

Art of Breaking Up

Proven: Women are Truly Evurl

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testings were done, there were three finalists...2 men and 1 woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair.
KILL HER!!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

The agent said, "Then You're ain't the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same set of instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the instruction to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot following after another. They heard screaming, crashing and banging on the walls.

After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "Sir, this gun is loaded with blanks," she said, "So I had to beat him to death with the chair then the wall."

Moral of the story: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.

Apathetic Agnostic ish He

“Questions Your Pastor Will Hate” is sumtin I saw in Cowboy’s blog. It caught my eye.

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I remember asking about how humans and dinosaurs could coexist. After all, they had to be a part of the creation story, even though not mentioned specifically. Or why would dinosaurs be taken on the ark, only to go extinct such a short time after? And how do you cage a T-Rex or fit a Brontosaurus on such a boat, much less a pair of all sorts?

I got a lot of looks but very few answers. As the years went by, I concluded that none of it was either possible or even addressed in the Bible. I realized humans and dinosaurs had nothing in common (unless you live in the SE USA) and the pastor was either ignorant, deliberately deceptive or hung up somewhere in between himself, not knowing what to say to a kid. I honestly think I would have appreciated knowing what I suspect he knew, that being the story of Noah was fiction and I didn't have to worry about dinosaurs or polar bears for tha matter on the ark. It never happened.

I remember asking why the Bible, a book which had to know better since it was written by God himself, said Joshua raised his hands and the "sun stopped for the space of about a day," when clearly it would be the earth that stopped rotating? I asked him how oceans would not slop out of their basins in such a scenario and drown the whole world? I asked him if humans would not be cast into space by such a sudden stop of the entire planet? I even asked if this really happened, why did no one else on the whole planet notice it, or write about it? I got that dumb look again.

I asked what about all those in history and even now who have never heard of Jesus. He said they all are saved in their ignorance, though another minister I asked said they all go to hell of some sort. So depending on who you ask, the ignorant either get an automatic free pass for their trouble or go to hell, having no awareness of what they did to deserve that! Hmmmm. Something ain't right here!

I did respond by asking him why then we should send missionaries and put the ignorant at risk, when if we just leave them alone, they can make it in their ignorance of never having heard the only name under heaven by which a man can be saved. I got the look again.

I went to a Christian college to study these things. Boy if you think I had questions as a kid!

"Why did God not like Cain's vegetable sacrifice but loved Abel's cooked meat?" Answer...Vegetarians are weak Christians.

"Who was Cain afraid would kill him when God put him out of the Garden for killing Abel? There were mom, dad, bro and himself on the whole planet at the time." Answer...He must have known his sisters were going to have kids with dad, no not that. He was speculating. Cain wasn't thinking very clearly that day.

"Why would God stop the whole earth for a day so Israelites could finish a genocide against the enemy?" I mean, I can see stopping it so there is more time to hug, or feed the hungry, or plant the crops, but more time to kill? Dumb story. Answer...God hates sin and had to kill the bastards, he just needed more time than he planned on."

"How come the horses in the Exodus die twice in the Ten Plagues and still survive for Pharoah to mount a final attack against the Israelites, and then die again." Answer...Where do you get this stuff?

"Why, no matter what, is it always the human's fault and God never gets any blame for not making good on his promises?" Answer...It's a mystery. Have faith. God's ways are not your ways.

"Why does the Apostle Paul, who writes most of the New Testament, NEVER quote Jesus, tell a story of his life or death, discuss a miracle or teaching?" Answer...Where do you get this stuff?

"Why does neither Mark nor John know anything about Jesus birth, while Matthew and Luke do but tell contradictory stories?" Answer...Because the Gospels are like four people who see a car wreck...

"Why does Paul only say Jesus was born of a woman like everyone else?" Answer...Paul was concerned about the risen Jesus, not the earthly one. He was too busy to check up on the details.

"Did Paul ever spend five minutes with the real human Jesus?" Answer..well no, but Paul's Jesus is the risen Jesus, it doesn't matter.

"Isn't it strange the man who writes most of the New Testament and tells us all how to live, think and believe about Jesus, never met him, while the Twelve who did, vanish into thin air and write nothing/" Answer...You ain't from around these parts are you boy.

"How come Jesus never wrote anything himself while alive, but then writes perfect Greek after he is dead in the form of the Book of Revelation?" Answer....He finished his PHD in Heaven.

"If Herod killed all the little children under two to get at Jesus, who escaped, can we not say the little children had to die for Jesus before he died for them?" Answer...No we can't, sheesh.

"How come Herod couldn't follow the Star of Bethlehem himself to find Jesus, but sent others to report back when they found him?" Answer...He was busy.

"How could Mary leave town after being warned of Herod's intentions and never tell the women in the town, their kids were about to be butchered?" Answer...she was under oath not to tell the Angel story.

"Do you think Mary thought, 'I know something you don't know,' as she left town?" Answer...you're sick.

"How could Jesus family flee to Egypt sometime during the first two years in one story but go home to Narareth quietly after 40 days in the other?" Answer...It's a miracle.

"How come in Mark 3 Mary and his brothers came to get Jesus and take him home because they thought he was "mad" which I assume means insane. Did Mary forget who he was and how he got here?" Answer...shut up.

"How come Matthew uses the Old Testament to weave a story of Jesus, where every quote he uses has absolutely nothing to do with the point he is making about Jesus birth?" Answer...While we might flunk you for such methods, we give Matthew an A, because, well, he's Matthew. Bible guys get to do and say things you're not allowed to.

"If Jesus was asked 'who sinned, this man or his parents that he was born blind?', would that not imply the man had sinned before his birth, perhaps in a previous life, if his blindness at birth was some kind of punishment? I mean, the blindness was from birth, so the sin had to be before that." Answer...Ummm.., no. Whatever the answer, it's definately not that one.

"So is it just me, or are these good questions to ask about the text and theology of the Bible?" Answer...It's just you. While we might be marginally informed ourselves, we are very piously convicted of our answers. The wisdom of man, and this would be you in this case, is foolishness with God. You're fired and have a nice day.

And so it goes. If you want to make a pastor, elder or deacon turn white with fear or red with anger, just ask a Bible question based on the actual text or what today we would simple know as common sense. Depending on his denomination, education, candor and personal spiritual confidence, he will react accordingly. Most pastors I know are sincere, but ill informed or duplistic and well informed, not willing to risk all for what they clearly also see is a problem with the "inerrant" text of the Bible. Kinda sad actually, but when it comes to matters of the spirit, it is important to keep asking those questions about a book that proports to have the key to everything and the only right way for a human to think. It's important to ask questions of all such books and ideas. Let's face it, take away the zealots and fundamentalists from Judaism, Islam and Christianity, and the planet might actually find some peace. Killing the messenger for bringing the message some don't want to hear, is however, still the preferred way to handle such things all too often.

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IMHO I saw an abundance of questions that was really incoherent and unnecessary. Maybe I am a zealot who is blinded by blind faith coupled with ignorance. But I guess it only takes 1 to know another.

Most of the questions can be simply replied with the word “Faith” and the verse Deut 29:29.

Brand me a zealot puhhhleassse

PS: As if i care lor.....

Gaming Freaks

Times we're living in

Our communication - Wireless
Our dress - Topless
Our telephone - Cordless
Our cooking - Fireless
Our youth - Jobless
Our food - Fatless
Our labour - Effortless
Our conduct - Worthless
Our relation - Loveless
Our attitude - Careless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our politics - Shameless
Our education - Valueless
Our follies - Countless
Our arguments - Baseless
Our boss - Brainless
Our Job - Thankless
Our Salary - Very less