Machine Girl

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CL Quarter Finals Draw

The draw will be made on Friday (December 21st).

Liverpool will be at Anfield in the first leg on the 19th or 20th February 2008, and the return leg away will be on 4th or 5th March

Torres was quoted to want to meet Real Madrid.

SILENCE!!!! I KILL U !!!!!

Achmed the Dead Terrorist from Jeff Dunham's Comedy Central and new DVD, Spark Of Insanity.

-Where To Buy-
Log onto www.jeffdunham.com there he has a link to Amazon.com where you can purchase the full DVD.

Marseille Down ; Next Manure

Liverpool overwhelmed Marseille to win their 3rd successive Champions League Group A game and reach the Final 16.

Steven Gerrard won a penalty on four minutes and although his spot-kick was saved, he clinically crashed home the rebound.

Fernando Torres then scored a superb solo goal, beating a posse of Marseille players before curling the ball in beyond the hapless GK.

Early in the second half Dirk Kuyt swept home a third and in stoppage time Ryan Babel broke clear for the fourth to show case Rafa's substitution acumen.

The victory capped a remarkable recovery in Liverpool's Champions League campaign, given that after three games Rafael Benitez's side had found themselves bottom of the group with just one point.

Three years ago Liverpool's final Champions League group game against Olympiakos at Anfield had required a spectacular late Gerrard goal to secure a dramatic passage to the knockout rounds.

The Marseille tie looked even more tense potentially, but two goals inside the opening 11 minutes provided the platform for a comfortable victory.

Just as he had done against Olympiakos, Gerrard proved pivotal once again. Kuyt's pass from the kick-off was too short and Gerrard was left writhing in agony as he was tackled by Mamadou Niang.

He took a couple of minutes to shake off the injury, but when Gerrard had recovered the spring in his step he won the penalty that led to Liverpool's opening goal.

A neat interchange between Kuyt and Torres set free the marauding Gerrard who powered his way to the Marseille penalty area.

Gael Givet's sliding tackle was badly misjudged providing Gerrard with the chance to put Liverpool ahead from the penalty spot.

Gerrard passed up that opportunity as Mandanda got a hand to his penalty kick, but the Liverpool captain was quick to smash the rebound into the roof of the net.

Torres's goal was beautifully executed.

After receiving a pass from Harry Kewell, the Spanish striker scooped the ball round Julien Rodriguez to create a slither of space in front of Mandanda's goal.

And Torres finished off his scintillating approach play with a rolled pass into the corner of the goal.

With Marseille showing little signs of troubling Liverpool's defence the French club's coach Eric Gerets introduced the French young player of the year Samir Nasri just past the half-hour.

The French international had an immediate impact, lifting the spirits of the Marseille crowd and winning a couple of free-kicks.

But Liverpool weathered Nasri's arrival and Gerrard went close with a free-kick as did Kewell with a volley.

Torres continued to torment Rodriguez, ghosting past the former Rangers defender, only to lift his shot over the bar.

At the restart Gerets made his second substitution, throwing on Djibril Cisse, but rather than revive the Marseille cause the former Liverpool striker found himself looking on as Kuyt extended Liverpool's lead.

Mandanda's poor clearance only reached Kewell and the Australian's quick-thinking and pass found Kuyt unmarked in the box.

The Dutchman paused to consider his options before sweeping the ball past Mandanda.

Cisse went close with a header for Marseille, but Liverpool added a fourth in stoppage time as substitute Babel ran clear and then past Mandanda to slip the ball into an empty net.

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Random Quote

"Only the mediocre are always at their best."
^ Jean Giraudoux ^

ERmmmm.. NSFW ???

Got this off a colleague....saw it in forums... dunno i should be grossed out maxed or wat....




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This is a nice game going on in facebook. Superbly interesting. Do play this on your blogs and trackback/link to mine k..


Instructions
Everybody.. lets get this started and see what creative movie titles we can come up with.. here's the rules.. think up a movie title(ANY movie title), and add "Between Your Legs" to the movie title..ill get it goin...continue to forward this!!!


ernie: the empire strikes back Between your legs!****

Cindy :- Rush Hour Between Your Legs

Patrick :- Gone with the wind Between your legs

Carl :- Finding Nemo Between your legs

Damian:- Mad MAx Between your legs

David:- Armageddon Between your legs

Andre: - 300 Between your legs

Trace: - Dirty Dancing Between your legs...

Amy: Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure Between Your Legs

Jordy: Midnight Express Between your legs

Joshua: Training Day Between your legs

Callie: Cruel Intentions Between your Legs

Tom: Final Fantasy Between your legs

Garrett: The Abyss Between your legs

Dave: A Fish Called Wanda between your legs

Tracy: The Sound of Music Between your legs

Addie: The Lord of The Ring Between Your Legs

shane: good will hunting between your legs

Bish : Robin Williams Live between your legs

Brett : The 25 Hour Between Your Legs

Georgie: Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrells Between Your Legs.

Adrian: Phonebooth between you legs

Jade: Fast and the Furious between your legs

Sarah: Finding Nemo Between Your Legs

LaShon: Rocky Horror Picture Show Between your Legs

Kristine: You and Your Stupid Mate Between your Legs

Pat: Mallrats between your legs
Archie: E.T. between your legs

menchu: Demolition Man between your legs

Ran: Enchanted between your legs

Vincent : Thank You For Smoking Between Your Legs

Enosh: An inconvenient Truth Between Your Legs - i wrote this

Diyana: Across the Universe Between Your Legs