Talk about Biting the Hand that feeds you

this guy is 吃里爬外。 Tell me why Manure players are manure.....

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LONDON - Cristiano Ronaldo believes FIFA president Sepp Blatter was right to controversially describe him as being treated like a "modern-day slave" by current club Manchester United.

Ronaldo was responding to Blatter's comments made earlier in the day, in which the head of world football insisted the player should be allowed to join Spanish giants Real Madrid if he wants to.

"I completely agree with the FIFA president," said the player currently resting in Portugal after undergoing an ankle operation.

He added: "The president is correct, but I do not want to say more."Real Madrid are believed to be prepared to offer around 85 million euros for the 23-year-old and pay him nine million euros on a five-year deal.

Ronaldo, a boyhood Real fan, has consistently been linked with a move to the Spanish capital since the end of last season after scoring an impressive 42 goals last term as United won both the Premier League and Champions League.

"There is no agreement with Real Madrid and I still don't know where I will be playing next season," Ronaldo said on Thursday, adding that he will be out for "10 to 12 weeks" to recover from his operation.

Wading into the protracted wrangle over the player's future, Blatter said that the current practice of tying players to long contracts amounts to "modern slavery".

And he urged Manchester United and Real Madrid "to sit together" if Ronaldo wants a move to the Spanish club."The important thing is we should also protect the player," Blatter told Sky News.

"If the player wants to play somewhere else, then a solution should be found because if he stays in a club where he does not feel comfortable to play then it's not good for the player and for the club.

"I'm always in favour of protecting the player and if the player, he wants to leave, let him leave."

Blatter believes the issue raises questions about the way transfers and contracts are dealt with in the game.

"I think in football there's too much modern slavery in transferring players or buying players here and there, and putting them somewhere," he continued.

"We are trying now to intervene in such cases. The reaction to the Bosman law is to make long-lasting contacts in order to keep the players and then if he wants to leave, then there is only one solution, he has to pay his contract."

United issued a swift rebuke to Blatter's outburst, insisting that all their players were happy to sign contracts with the club and knew the consequences of entering into such an agreement.

A United spokesperson said: "All our players - like at other clubs - enter into their contracts after an open and free negotiation.

"Most of whom do after taking advice from a FIFA-registered agent.

"Many do so on a number of occasions and enjoy long and successful stays at Old Trafford."

UEFA's communications director William Gaillard, who serves as special advisor to European football governing body president Michel Platini, was also unimpressed by Blatter's outburst.

"It would be useful to remind people that slaves in all of the slavery systems never earned a wage," said Gaillard.

In contrast, Gaillard fears the Bosman ruling, which allows for free transfers at the end of contracts, has given players the upper hand and contributed to spiralling wages.

"It seems that both clubs and players are trying to negotiate an exit before the player is free," Gaillard said.

"It is a consequence of the Bosman ruling - there is nothing we can do about that.

"It is obvious that today, players have a lot more power than they did 20 years ago, undoubtedly, and agents have a lot more power than they did 20 years ago.

"It is true that salaries are spiralling out of control. Many clubs have pointed that out." - AFP/vm
Copyright © 2008 MediaCorp Pte Ltd. All Rights Reserved.

16 YRS of Mambo

For the curious pple out there, This is wot Zouk taught all growing teenagers.




PS: I heard some peeps were like desperately trying to get into Zouk on Wednesday.
PPS: I heard someone was drunk b4 she entered and on her way home, she hit her head against the cab twice;boarding & alighting. LOLx

Uncle , Please take a loook

This is somethin interesting that mades me laugh... uncle Fong, Ex-Motorolan



For employees of Motorola or users of motorola phones, you are hereby called a Motorolan... Sounds damn vulgar right.... wonder who is the marketting guru who thot of the name..

i didn edit it from photoshop or whatever programs...it's orginal...dun believe, look here

Iphone hitting APJ

Iphone launches in Japan, Aussie, New Zealand and Hong Kong in Asiapac.

Latest news

Apple plans to sell its 8-gigabyte iPhone for US$199 in the United States and the 16-gigabyte version for US$299.

Random Joke

What not to say to the nice policeman:

Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

Office Olympics

Link via LancerLord

Office Workers take a swipe at the coming Olympics

Random Search on the Intarweb

There’s this research study that’s been showing up lately. It’s about how having fat friends increases your chances of being fat.

Here’s a news articles about the study:Find Yourself Packing it On? Blame Friends (New York Times)

So was your initial reaction same as mine? I thought it was just so plainly obvious… a study of which was completely unnecessary. I mean seriously, all it boils down to how your friends influence(s) your behavior. And there’s no good reason why this doesn’t include lifestyle decisions that influence obesity. Did we really need a research study to figure this out? A little more common sense would have saved loads of research dollars (or perhaps pounds would be more appropriate in this case…)

So go find yourself some skinny friends! Maybe they will make you skinnier. That is if you care about that sort of stuff. I don’t particularly care… but I guess my opinion doesn’t carry too much “weight” on this issue.

Idiots of Honourable mention 2007

Number One Idiot of 2007



I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants.
I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away.
Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride.

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Number Two Idiot of 2007



Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home.
Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them.
It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locator beacon that activated when the raft was inflated. They are no longer employed at Boeing.
Here's your sign, guys. Don't get it wet; the paint might run.
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Number Three Idiot of 2007



A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the Branch and wrote this, 'Put all your muny in this bag.' While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller's window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to the Wells Fargo Bank. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America.
Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, 'OK' and left.
He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.
Don't bother with this guy's sign. He probably couldn't read it anyway.

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Number Four Idiot of 2007



A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that; measured his speed using radar and photographed his car. He later received in the mail a ticket for $40 and a photo of his car. Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of $40.
Several days later, he received a letter from the police that contained another picture, this time of handcuffs. He immediately mailed in his $40.Wise guy....
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Number Five Idiot of 2007



A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all of the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said, 'Because I don't believe you are over 21.' The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because she didn't believe him. At this point, the robber took his driver's license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk.
The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and she put the Scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot.
The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the license. They arrested the robber two hours later.
This guy definitely needs a sign.
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Idiot Number Six of 2007



A pair of Michiganrobbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers.
The first one shouted, 'Nobody move!' When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.
This guy doesn't even deserve a sign
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Idiot Number Seven of 2007



Arkansas: Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run.
So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back knocking him unconscious. It seems the liquor store window was made of Plexi-Glass.
The whole event was caught on videotape.
Yep, here's your sign
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Idiot Number Eight of 2007



I live in a semi-rural area. (Weyauwega, Wisconsin) We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road.
The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! - I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'
>From Kingman, KS.
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Techno ! Techno ! Techno !

Darn funny

Random Joke

A woman walks into the Social Welfare office, trailed by 15 kids...

'WOW,' the social worker exclaims, 'Are they ALL yours?

'Yeah they are all mine,' the flustered mother sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before.

She says, 'Sit down Terry.' All the children rush to find seats.

'Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names.'

'This one's my oldest - he is Terry.'

'OK, and who's next?'

'Well, this one he is Terry, also.'

The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Terry.

Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Terri.

'All right,' says the caseworker. 'I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they all named Terri?'

Their Mother replied, 'Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell 'Terry!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Terry!' an' they all come runnin.' An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Terry' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Terry.'

The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, 'But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch' ?

'O, I call them by their last names.'

MOckery

FOr me, this joke is on the person who dun even recognise the ways God can move.

There is a test version of this joke..

There was an old man sitting on his porch listening to his radio while watching the rain fall. Over the radio came a loud warning siren and the announcer said ... "Evacuate the area! A Flood is coming!" Right after the warning the water started coming over the porch and into the house.

The old man moved to the second floor looking out the window, when a rescue boat came and the people on board said,"You can't stay here the flood is here!" Please come with us."

The old man replied, "No, God will save me." So the boat left. A little while later the water was up to the second floor, so the man climbed up onto the roof. This time a helicopter flew over head and through a loud speaker said "You are going to drown if you stay here! Please come with us!"

The old man again replied,"God will save me." So they flew off to get others stranded.

An hour later the water was up over the roof and sweeps the man into the flooding water, where he drowns and goes to heaven. When he awakens, he is extremely mad and disappointed. When he sees God he asks him, "Why didn't you save me?"

God replied, "I Tried! I sent you a warning, then a boat, then a helicopter!!"

Dunch you tink you ought to learn how to discern the voice of the one whom you call God.

Dedicated to James.

Difference between wife & girlfriend
Wife is a HARIMAU (Tiger) while­ GIRLFRIEND is HARI HARI MAHU (Everyday want).


Below is a sms joke i received form a fren. very hilarious.

Wife is like TV,
Girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)
At home watch TV, Go out bring HP.
No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.
Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of the time play with HP.
TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay the services will be terminated.
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but handphone is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time.
Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding,
Most Important, TV got remote.. HP don't have..

Last but not least.......
TV do not have virus, but h/p have VIRUS...
once get it, HABIS LA. ....So better choose TV

I am back.... .....

After a trying week, i gave up.
I am not a man of huge resolve.
I am not a person of patience.
Neither can i be changed easily.

旧爱还是最美

坡格，我回来了！ loosely translated as Blogger, I am Back.

Application for GF/BF

Nope i am not applying for a girlfren, much less a boyfren...

I wanna talk about the latest gossip on this 25 yr old who recently put up a notice asking for bf on her blog.

And for ur info, just as what happened to the 1st gal, she got flamed/slammed/criticised for that post as well.

Not a smart move, compared to going to SDU if u asked me.
But then again, why all the flaming and stuff etc?

If you looked thru her list of criterias,

So my friends. To stop pushing me into some boo boo guys. Find me korean man. Who knows, if he is rich enough, might sponser you the matchmaker to korea for wedding attendance.

Conditions - No old men.
- 27 till 34 anb (best)
- average built
- least 1.76m
- average pay of S$100k per year
- owns his own place in korea
- speaks english
- sweet
- cooks korean food
- no smoking
- no gambling

i guess her criteria is pretty much wot most 25 yr ld glas will tink of.. apart from pt 4 an average pay S$100K a year loosely translated will put this guy into a managerial position in an MNC.. of $8.5k a month.

Not too much to ask if its for a girl who can fulfill the following
- good looks
- can cook well
- can do household chores all by herself
- can do laundry (both spouse and hers)
- can socialise well
- able to hold her own w/o the spouse
- can drive and run errands for the spouse
- can do all of the above even after giving birth to 2 to 3 kids

so it’s actually a very reasonable trade off as compared to the former.

To me, I always believe that despite the gender inequality, the male counterpart should always have a decent job and pays for the well-being of the entire family. So I kinda agree that gals need to have standards for salary, which is a valid expectation. but first you have to have the pre-requisites for the expectations

However, there is only a thin grey line which differentiates one from between being materialistic & being realistic.

Coming back, so anyone wanna apply to be mine ?

Criteria

- Must be a girl/woman
- 21 and above.
- Christian preferred.

thatz about all...

Aftermath of AWOL with Rifle

SINGAPORE: 20-year-old national serviceman Corporal Dave Teo Ming, who stole a rifle and ammunition, has been sentenced to nine years, two months in jail and 18 strokes of the cane.

The punishment was for three charges - illegally possessing a stolen army rifle and live bullets, and for carrying a knife in a public place without lawful purpose.

This comes 10 months after his arrest in September last year.

Teo was arrested at Orchard Cineleisure, after he disappeared with the rifle and eight rounds of ammunition from Mandai Hill Camp while on guard duty.

His actions sparked off one of the biggest man-hunts in Singapore.

According to the prosecution, Teo was going to use the rifle to shoot his then girlfriend Crystal, who had broken off with him.

Teo had also admitted to carrying a 40cm-long knife on April 14 last year near Crystal's home.

Teo's friend, Ong Boon Jun, who did not report the NSman for possessing the rifle and bullets, had earlier been sentenced to 6-and-a-half years' jail and six strokes of the cane. His appeal against the sentence was dismissed by the High Court in May this year.

Ong, a 22-year-old pimp, was charged with being in Teo's company when he had the illegal items. The two of them were together at the Champagne Hotel in Geylang. - CNA/ir

Tink i gonna be back here.

Wait up guys.

Questions

was wondering should i move back here....

or should i stay there..

alot of niggling problems with the wordpress thingy..

or am i tooo dumb for it?

hahahaha