Where i spend my sat wee hours

On board a coach to kl.. Ha ha ha..

Random Joke

In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The four passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the erotic. Then, the young girl proposes, "If each of you will give me $1.00, I will show you my legs."

The men, charmed by this young girl, all pull a buck out of their wallet. And then the girl pulls up her dress a bit to show her legs. Then she says, "If each of you gentlemen will give me $10.00, I'll show you my thighs,".

And men being what they are, they all pull out a ten dollar bill. The girl pulls up her dress all the way to her legs in full. Conversation continues, and the men, a bit excited, have all taken off their coats. Then the young girl says, "If you will give me $100, I will show you where I was operated on for appendicitis."

All three fork over the money. The girl then turned to the window and points outside at a building they're passing. "See there in the distance. That's the hospital where I had it done!"

 

 

 

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages

 

 

Youth Service on 25 Oct 2008

Plugging for Shirls

Gladys your treat has arrived

For Gladys



so i dun owe u waraku liaos... now for that elusive bubble tea.. ..*deep in thots*

Interesting read

The one liner says 'all my sleep has fled because of the bitterness in my soul' in Isaiah 38:15 . This book i'm reading is great stuff.

Random Joke

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the lady. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my husband's mule stumbled. My husband quietly said 'That's once.' We proceeded a little farther when the mule stumbled again. Once more my husband quietly said, 'That's twice.' We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled a third time. My husband took a pistol from his pocket and shot him.

I started to protest over his treatment of the mule when he looked at me and quietly said 'That's once.'"

"Its all nothing but a chasin after the wind" ~ Ecclesiastes

Ecclesiastes says "The race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, nor bread to the wise, nor riches to the intelligent, nor favour to the men of skill; but time and chance happen to them all"

Ecclesiastes says that Life is uncertain.

We can never hope to understand the mysteries of God's mind. or how it works.

Bad things happen to Good pple, Idiots and geniuses, Saints and sinners- we all die somewat somehow.

The best we can do is to appreciate the things in Life God has given or entrusted unto us - Food, Drinks, the pleasure of Honest work.

We should follow the commandments, but we should do so with no guarantee that they will pay off in this Lifetime.

This is wot i call a fulfilling life.

Random Joke

 

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?"

"What dear?" she asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

"I think you're bad luck."N

Random Joke

A little boy and girl are in a bathtub, and are naked because they are too little too understand anything like that. The girl and boy ask each other: "What's that?" and they both reply: "I'll ask my parents."

So the boy goes home and asks his dad what it is. The dad looks solemnly at him and says: "Son, that's your car. You park it in a girls garage."

The girl goes home and says: "what's that?" The mother says: "That's your garage. dont let any boy park his car in it."

The next day they are again the tub. The boy says its a car and remembers what his dad said. So he begins to put it in the girls "garage". But then the girl remembers what her mom said.

5 minutes later, the girl comes to the mom with blood all over her. The mother asks her what was wrong and she said: "Mommy, a boy tried to put his car in my garage, but I popped his two back tires."

My take on the current situation

1986 - stock market crashed for 2 years
1997 - stock market mini crash created by Asian crisis
2008 - stock market is crashing

This crashing appears to happen once every decade and each lasting about 12 to 18 months.

But some things to take note is the market, in my opinion, is strong and robust enough to withstand the current problems and historically does well in the years when Americans vote for a new President.

So there u have it, it wunt crash till next year. Besides which woman who is in labour pains, immediately poop out a baby.

PS: I found an interesting Christian article on this

Updates

Sorry been seriously busy lately, hence the lack of updates.

 

There are lots of issues close to pple's hearts lately, China Melamine issues,(This dun affect me coz my Meiji Strawberry Milk is made in Thailand) Thai protests (sheet.. aku ish going in late Nov) and US Presidential Elections (Pls let Obama win.)

 

So whats been happening to me lately,  

 

Work – A lot of work. REALLY. Never been worked this way before. Sibei siong. In fact is siong to the max.

Everyday I wake up at 730am to commute to work, only to reach home ard 8++ and fall asleep before 10pm.

 

Personal Life – been a plateau.. nothing much happening.. Been jogging abit with a fren of mine and playing basketball too.

Catching up with frenz and having weekend dinners. Coz weekdays too tired and too busy.

And status as of now is no woman in my life yet.

 

Lolx… anyway I tink I will get to see all my buds again this coming Oct. where it is our 大哥's Birthday. I bought sumtin for him. It was rather funny coz another brother of ours asked me this question, "What do you get for sumone who has everything?" My first response was,"Give Him Jesus"…wahahaha…then after which my rational mind set in and said ,"Get him sumtin useful personalized lah"

 

Anyways looking forward to this weekend where I am taking a trip up to KL.

 

Till then… … …