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Quoteable Quote

'An unknown, attention-seeking person without a purpose makes a fool of himself. Put 10 together, it is the joke of the new millennium.'

 

~Overheard from a certain Lao Beng

 

 

 

 

News of the Year

Association of Bloggers (Singapore) has been created.

Association of Bloggers (Singapore) was submitted for registration in December 2008 by a team of like minded bloggers whose vision and purpose is to strengthen and unify blogger relations in the local blogosphere.



I was having a good laugh on my way home Monday evening when i was reading a copy of TODAY.(which is free). It turns out that a group of bloggers or so they call themselves wants to setup an association of Singapore bloggers and profiteer from it.



They are charging like

SGD 50 entrance fee
SGD 60 annual subscription leh!(Take note this is annual not lifetime horrrr)

Kaozz.. internet is free... blogger.com is free.. wordpress still has free sites adn themes... sg.wireless is aso free and this association wanna charge 110 with annual payments of 60... the person who thot of the sums muz be einstein.


then i open my RSS today (which also happen to be free) sipping my cafe latte (free from office pantry) proping my legs up i saw this entry

I was the first one to comment on this lehhhh.. hor cowboy

Then i scroll down somemore.. i see my good fren Jaywalk also brog.. but he damn PC ok...


Lemme quote something from Jay,

Let Limpeh tell you what I can do with SGD 110.00

With SGD 110.00, I can

buy 30 System-7 TOTO tickets. Chinese New Year Jackpot coming liao!

buy 3kg of Lexandria's father's bak kwa.

buy 7 Kilkenny's to drink with Ahtiong73 at Wala Wala. 

buy 1 bottle of Bruno Paillard Blanc de Blanc (Non-vintage).

buy 3 bottles of wine from sexy chiobus selling them out of their Mercedes' car boot.

buy 1 month membership at FitnessFirst gym.

buy-in to the office BanLuck session.

For me $110, i would take it and go eat. coz food is filling. Associations dun feed me.

Nuff said.

[UPDATE] some brogs hint that this could be more than meets the eye!

Comment by MP Charles Chong found inToday after Mr Tan kena admonish

Actual article here

Very interesting to note that 5 weeks leave + SGD45K estimate is something not expensive. And this Mr Charles' choice of words is also very interesting.. lesser mortals..

Wonder if we lesser mortals should trot down to his weekly

Meet the People Session @ Blk 231 Compassvale Walk
Friday from 8.00pm to 10.00pm (except 5th Friday, eve of Public Holiday & Public Holiday)

to ask him why we the pple who have elected him and his party are considered lesser mortals.

Unless u know or he knows otherwise.

=)


Credits
Image from HWZ forums
News from Today.
View from an even lesser mortal in singapore coz i actually got to vote!.

Good News !!!

<a href="http://sg.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20090120/tap-singapore-ministers-pay-c3bb44c.html" target="_blank">S'pore ministers' pay may be cut 20 pct this year-media</a>

SINGAPORE, Jan 20 (Reuters) - The annual salaries of Singapore's ministers and senior civil servants are expected to

fall by 12 to 20 percent this year in line with the shrinking economy, local media reported on Tuesday.

 

BPL

For the love of the game, a player finally did it right

 

While in other news,

Liverpool is second behind Manure with a much glowing score difference,

After drawing with Everton 1-1. With a late brace from Cahill

 

 

For Real ?

SINGAPORE : Southeast Asian countries have a new basketball league that will start in September.

The ASEAN Basketball League is being backed by AirAsia founder Tony Fernandes and Indonesian media mogul Erick Thoir, who are pumping in a total of US$5 million into the venture.

The league will be organised by the Southeast Asian Basketball Association (SEABA), the governing body for basketball in the region.

Each of the 10 Southeast Asian countries will be allowed to send in a maximum of two privately—owned teams.

Singapore Slingers will be one of the teams competing in the league, which organisers hope will help develop new talent.

While the prize money has yet to be finalised, foreign professionals are expected to play the circuit.

Organisers said basketball is the second most popular sport after football for Southeast Asia's population of 600 million.

The Philippines tops the national rankings in ASEAN, followed by Indonesia, Thailand, Malaysia and Singapore.

At Monday's launch in Kuala Lumpur, Mr Fernandes was hopeful that the league's players would someday play in the NBA, but for now, it had other spin—offs.

He said: "During an economic downturn like now, this new league will create jobs. Can you imagine 5,000 people during this slowdown flying to Manila to watch a game?"

At least eight teams are expected to play in the inaugural league. — CNA/ms

Copyright © 2009 Yahoo! Southeast Asia Pte Ltd. (Co. Reg. No. 199700735D). All Rights Reserved.

PS: only 2 Teams and itink SEABA has to tweak the rules that teams has to contain at least 75% to 80% of host nationality otherwise how can a Singapore Team called Singapore..right?

End of JBSP

This foto was taken to signify the work we all put in to JBSP.

Now all i have left to do is to write up a manual and process dox for it.

Downsizing ?

People will make Jesus smaller than He is sometimes. as opposed to our national favourite of Supersizing it

Well meaning people that love you will downsize Him and what He's capable of in your life. They don't mean to, they're not being malicious, it just happens.(Reasons unknown to me and YES u i me we are all guilty of it at times too!) And it happened in Mark 5.

Jesus was on the way to attend to the daughter of Jairus. She was sick and Jairus had pleaded with Jesus to come see her. On his way, Jesus got stopped by someone in the crowd and was delayed. Here is what happens in verse 35:

While Jesus was still speaking, some men came from the house of Jairus, the synagogue ruler. "Your daughter is dead," they said. "Why bother the teacher any more?"

Do you see how they downsize Jesus? In that moment, men that had presumably been watching over Jairus’ daughter while he was out recruiting the help of Jesus, came with a message. It was too late. Your daughter is dead. Why bother this man with something that cannot be done, even if he is Jesus.

They practically downsized Jesus and contained him within the framework fo their feeable and human minds.WTF... They believed the situation had passed His abilities.Tehy actually accepted that the entire case is closed They believed that the situation is beyond what our Creator can actually handle.

It was over.
in their weak and feeable minds.





Christ responded in v36:

Ignoring what they said, Jesus told the synagogue ruler, "Don't be afraid; just believe."

Then He went to Jairus house and healed his daughter.

Our God refused to stay small.
Our God refused to be limited by other people's expectations of what He was capable of and everyday, He asks us to do the same thing.


I don’t know what you’re going through right now, but Jesus is big enough for it.
It is not too late.
It is never passed His power.

So when someone tries to downsize Jesus, remember to tell them to shut up. Go pray and just believe.

nice One !

Gotten this off Chao Cowboy

 

Friendship Between Women:

A woman didn’t come home one night.
The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house.
The man called his wife’s 10 best friends.
None of them knew about it.

Friendship Between Men:

A man didn’t come home one night.
The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house.
The woman called her Husband’s 10 best friends.

Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.

Brotherrrrrhoood !!!