Sibei Sad Video

This Thai Life Insurance commercial made me tear.

Thanks Patlaw

Nice Song..

13 pointers abt Singaporean

 1. Nite - Sleep with air-con; Day - Bathe with heater on

  2. Day - Cannot Wake up; Nite - Cannot Sleep

  3. Cigarettes - Convenient to buy; not convenient to smoke

  4. Chewing Gum - Can Chew, Cannot buy?? (Restricted to buying)

  5. Smell Of rubbish besides letterboxes; Rubbish inside Letterbox

  6. Private Cars - Cheaper & Cheaper to Buy,harder & harder to Maintain

  7. Education - Teachers teaching Less but expects students to learn More

  8. High-tech barbaric Singaporeans - know how to use state-of-the art equipment, but dunno how to use a simple dustbin or a toilet

  9. There are quite a number of rich/poor in spore - They have Car, Credit Card, CPF .... but no Cash and lots of loans

  10. Translation is needed between Singaporean Chinese and Mainland Chinese

  11. Sporean never like to vote, but like to complain

  12. Half Sporeans rushed to buy Hello kitty, but the other half busy killing stray cats

  13. Public Bus - Half the Crowd squeeze in front section of the Bus, Second section is for Carrying Ghost

Random Joke

Whats the difference between Bill Clinton and JFK?

One got his head blown off in the back of a limosene, the other got assasinated.

1-0 then 4-0

Liverpool produced 1of their best performance of the season to inflict Real Madrid's heaviest ever Champions League defeat.

It ended 4-0 on the night,

5-0 on aggregate,

courtesy of 2 Steven Gerrard goals, 1 from Fernando Torres and 1 more from Andrea Dossena late-on.

 

 

We are in the semis.

Karaoke EPIC FAIL

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側田 - Kong

我 我沒有害過人 只想失戀也有名份
我 太樂意獻一吻 為甚麼這溫柔會犯禁
若你我可抱著睡 連命也甘心短幾歲
誰能及我 將性命也豁出去
若與你好有罪 全是律例不對
我要追 離棄世界亦要追

* 寧願天去收我 也替你受重傷
金剛跟美女戀上 也是個傳奇狂想
縱是遺憾收場 都必需跟你 明刀明槍
子彈不怕上 一級級上塔尖欣賞
欣賞你憂傷 *

就算你早有別人 無礙我爭取夢中人
扶搖直上 高到共你能擁吻
別說到太高深 能自願便相襯
夠決心 越中箭我越勇敢

Repeat *

不屑 不信 不怕 打擊更令我堅強
這縱是妄想 能得到你給舉世景仰

我有我夢與想 多高攀也敢攀上
這份愛傳奇無雙 縱是遺憾收場
都必需跟你 明刀明槍
子彈不怕上 一級級上塔尖欣賞
苦命人 相擁俯看 世上風霜

Amazing