Sibei Funny

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當愛已成往事

往事不要再提　人生已多風雨
縱然記憶抹不去　愛與恨都還在心裡
真的要斷了過去　讓明天好好繼續
你就不要再苦苦追問我的消息

愛情它是個難題　讓人目眩神迷
忘了痛或許可以　忘了你卻太不容易
你不曾真的離去　你始終在我心裡
我對你仍有愛意　我對自己無能為力

因為我仍有夢　依然將你放在我心中
總是容易被往事打動　總是為了你心痛

別流連歲月中　我無意的柔情萬種
不要問我是否再相逢　不要管我是否言不由衷

為何你不懂　
別說我不懂
只要有愛就有痛　
有愛就有痛

有一天你會知道　
人生沒有我並不會不同
沒有你會不同
人生已經太匆匆

我好害怕總是淚眼朦朧

忘了我就沒有痛
忘了你也沒有用

將往事留在風中

Fact of Life

If it's there and you can see it - it's real.
If it's not there and you can see it - it's virtual.
If it's there and you can't see it - it's transparent.
If it's not there and you can't see it - you erased it!

ABNN Leave Letters

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India.

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1. A student's leave letter:
"As I am suffering from my uncle's marriage I cannot attend the class…."
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2. I.T.I., Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife.
Please sanction me one-week leave.
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3. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may
not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
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4. A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I amm suffering from headache. I
request you to leave me today"
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5. An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."
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6. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.
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7. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it,
Please grant me 10 days leave.
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8. Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband
At home I may be granted leave".
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9. Another gem from I.T.I . Leave-letter from an employee who was
Performing his daughter's wedding:
"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave…"
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