Queen or Queer

This is so funny.. read on

Taken from Evelyn

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.' On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'

She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch'

Mediocre ?

"Enthusiasm spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment."
~ Norman Vincent Peale ~

Been tinking alot about mediocrity and achieving... What does it mean to be mediorce and what does it mean to be an achiever...

Meeting targets weekly ?
pushing the peers around me while over-achieving...

i dunno.. i tink i am a mediocre guy who is happy with what he has now.. his friends, his life and his family. But of coz i would love to have a female companion for keeps but that is another story for yet another day...

I tink contentment in life is what differentiates Mediocrity and Achieving. So the begging question now is , Is Contentment a good thing?

To me, i tink it is.. It brings u happiness and joy in ur life at the very least.

Am i contented? I am 75% contented bah...

I am a confused soul now.

Get back to work bah... ..

Nobody But You

i like this MV alot... the tune is damn catchy...



Do you wanna dance like them ?

Dance Steps

Or u prefer the ah-beng way....
Remix

Live


anyone got this ringtone ??

The 10 highest paid politicians in the world

Source: Money Central - Times Online

1. Lee Hsien Loong - Singapore
Salary in dollars - $2.47 million
Salary in local currency - S$3.76 million

2. Donald Tsang Yum-Kuen - Hong Kong
Salary in dollars - $516,000
Salary in local currency - HK$4 million

3. Barack Obama - United States
Salary in dollars - $400,000

4. Brian Cowen - Ireland
Salary in dollars - $341,000
Salary in local currency - €257,000

5. Nicolas Sarkozy - France
Salary in dollars - $318,000
Salary in local currency - €240,000

6. Angela Merkel - Germany
Salary in dollars - $303,000
Salary in local currency - €228,000

7. Gordon Brown - UK
Salary in dollars - $279,000
Salary in local currency - £194,250

8. Stephen Harper - Canada
Salary in dollars - $246,000
Salary in local currency - C$311,000

9. Taro Aso - Japan
Salary in dollars - $243,000
Salary in local currency - Y24 million

10. Kevin Rudd - Australia
Salary in dollars - $229,000
Salary in local currency - A$330,000

Interesting snippet of news....

Singapore in 1930s

Playlist

This is 1 of my fave playlist of songs in KTV..







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Random Thots on Midweek

One night, after a long evening of drinking, Jim was thrown out of the bar as usual. On his way home he spotted a nun walking down the road.

After looking at her twice he ran over and tackled her, then proceeded to beat the living shit out of her.

Some people passing by spotted this and called the police.

As the police were pulling him away in handcuffs he looked back and said, "I thought you'd be tougher than that, Batman."

 

 

I thot this is damn funny on a boring Wednesday afternoon…. Very dry.. outside aso very hot.. tinkin of tea break now…

 

 

This morning I was actually tinkin of Ikea Meatballs even though I’ve had just eaten them last night.

 

Speaking of Last night, it was quite a fun time we had. About the platinum IT support guy, cussing and swearing in front of kiddos… and collection of them…

 

The only thing I failed to accomplish last night was to teach someone’s son to say Wo Bu Hui Jiang (Chinese Hanyu Pinyin) Juahh Jeee (Hokkien)

 

 

SIGH

Am i 3rd rate ?

"The maternal instinct leads a woman to prefer a 10th share in a first-rate man to the exclusive possession of a 3rd-rate one."

TK shared this on plurk

1st April

Remembering Leslie Cheung....
some of his songs which are on my playlist.





He's definitely a good looker.. and his songs were great.. Really..

Joke

After God had created Adam he noticed that he looked very lonely. He decided to help.

He said "Adam, I've decided to make you a woman. She'll love you, cook for you, be sweet to you, and understand you."

Adam said "Great! How much will she cost me?"

The answer came back, "An arm and a leg."

"Well," said Adam "what can I get for a rib?"


And now we know why women are so... ... ....

Randomity

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

Damn cool video... with damn cool lyrics..i lub Bryan Adams

I got my first real six-string
Bought it at the five-and-dime
Played 'til my fingers bled
It was summer of '69

Me and some guys from school
Had a Band and we tried real hard
Jimmy quit and Jody got married
I shualda known we'd never get far

Oh when I lock back now
That was seemes to last forever
And if I had the choice
Ya - I'd always wanna be there
Those were the best days of my life

(CHORUS)

Ain't no use in complainin'
When you got a job to do
Spent my evenin's down at the drive in
And that's when I met you

Standin on a mama's porch
You told me that you'd wait forever
Oh and when you held my hand
I knew that it was no or never
Those were the best days of my life

(Chorus) Back in Summer of '69

Man we were killin' time
We were young and restless
We needed to unwind
I guess nothin' can last forever, no

And now the times are changin'
Look at everything that's come and gone
Somethimes when I play that old six-string
I think about ya wonder what went wrong

Standin' on a mama's porch
You told me it would last forever
Oh the way you held my hand
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best days of my life

(Chorus) Back in summer of '69

thoseee were the best days of my life

Earthhour

i tink i m the happiest during earthhour yst. coz my download speed
seems to be the highest ever. Shiok.

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There is always some madness in love.
But there is also always some reason in madness.

^ Friedrich Nietzsche ^