Its interesting how i sometimes bungle up some stuff. I was talking with the office rumoured best skin woman. We were like talking about kids and stuff. Then i asked her how many kids she had. She frowned. Said she still single. I was like wtf. Then i tried going another way. But i said the wrong follow up question. So how old are you? The frown seemed frozen on that pretty face. DIE . I said 2 wrong things in a row. She proceeded to tell me how bad life is in singapore. I was like trying to cover my mistakes. SIGH me tinks she will never ever talk to me again.
Miss Piggy, Arnold Ziffle, neither has a little sniffle Porky Pig and Pooh's Piglet No fever yet
Putnam, Gordy, Toot and Puddle Not contagious safe to snuggle
Ask Petunia Babe, Noelle All of them feel well
Wilbur, Hamm Hogzilla too None of them caused the flu
Wash your hands, wear a mask How'd this happen, people ask
How it started I don't know Stay away from Mexico
Now it's in the USA No one's safe this day and age
Pigs didn't start the swine flu Blame the laboratory For this awful Story Pigs didn't start the swine flu No we've been betrayed The strain appears man-made
Viral codes of human flu Bird influenza's in there too
The only thing i seem to find People blame the swine
Read the papers, post your blog Blame it on the lowly hog
Down some aspirin, take a swig You're infected by the pig
Everyone thinks I'm contagious Read it on my twitter pages
You can hug me you won't die Come and hang out in my sty
Eat your dinner throw it up No one blames it on the pup
Run a temp and get the chlls Everyone run for the hills
Pigs didn't start the swine flu Blame the laboratory For this awful Story Pigs didn't start the swine flu No we've been betrayed The strain appears man-made
Name diseases after pigs Everyone throws dirty digs
I'm a virus people think I'm not sick I'm clean and pink
I"m your friend your little buddy I don't know why you feel cruddy
Don't blame me I'm not the cause Government should change the laws
People sick across the nation Looking for a vaccination
Center for disease control Someone there has got to know
This disease it needs a name Which animals should we defame
Nobody will likely mind If we named it for an ugly swine
Pigs didn't start the swine flu Blame the laboratory For this awful Story Pigs didn't start the swine flu No we've been betrayed The strain appears man-made
The pigs are innocent I tell you We didn't do anything wrong
We didn't start this disease But we're taking all the blame.
I always consider myself to be a friend to all my friends. My guiding principle is “Ask not what they can do for me; but what can I do for them” Probably not alot of things but I do try my darnest. REALLY I do understand my limitations in meeting everyone. Well I do try to make it a point to keep up via email or sms or calls.
Of late I lost a fren due to a misunderstanding. It still hurts.
A couple of memorable mentions here,
Ah Leong
This is my closest fren who knows my every idiosyncrasy as well as I know his. Lolx We have been together since 1995. We’ve been thru good days and bad days. We had out fair share of disagreements and laughs. Take care my fren. Looking forward to better days ahead with ya.
PT Alex Gaston Leo Young
Thank god for you guys. I truly enjoy your company and most of all your advise. You pple have impacted me greatly with your wisdom and jokes and acumen. I do apologise if my sleeping causes u distress at times. =P But we’re bros forever. And I do look fwd to seeing you guys getting on the next phase of Life.
Zhaoxian/Freddy/Oliver/Xiao Long/Roy/AOX
Though you might not see/read this. But I do remember you always. Thanks for being there whenever it matters.
Hopetwin
I know all of us are caught up with our own lives as we grow up. I do see a need to catchup but our contrasting schedules have always made this meetup once a year. But truly enjoy the sharing sessions and the music we share and the drinks we consume.
Shirley/Nicole/Rainne/Liena/Meina/Cake/Yan
You will probably be the only females on this list. You are all my deepest loves. I truly honour and treasure the relationships we have as platonic friends. I do look forward to seeing you girls having ur own families and settling down. Nicole, pls give birth soon and I can claim your first born as my son/daughter. Shirley, find a man, get married and give birth. (In this order pls) then your child is also mine. HAHAHAHAHA. Rainne, must remember me horrrr. Liena, must remember to always put God in the center of ur relationship(s) ok. No matter what happens, I m still 24/7 for u. Meina, my beloved dentist. Must pray for a greater love for your mama ok. And must invite me to ur wedding hor.. I got red table seat boh? Cake, study hard. You’re a bright young one who can go far in Life. Dun give up on Life ok. Life gives everyone a chance and some more than once. Carpe Diem~ Yan, home is where the Heart is ok. if u ask me la.
Seng/Ray/Esmund/Jacob/Royston/Gabriel
I have seen you guys growin up with the highs and lows. Remember the mountain-top experiences are for us to remember when we are at the valleys. I do pray for you guys to continually seek Him and grow in his presence. Remember we only seek the audience of 1 and his approval only. Everything else is a farce. And remember our dream. To change the world. 1 Man, 1 World
To those not mentioned, its probably the timing this post is written and i have left you out, my most sincere apologies. I do remember you and i do love you (not in the gay way of coz).
Here's a song for you guys,
Lyrics as follows: I could wish you joy and peace To last a whole life long, I could wish you sunshine, Or a cheerful little song, Or wish you all the happiness That this life could bring
But I wish you Jesus, But I wish you Jesus, But I wish you Jesus, More than anything.
I could wish you leaves of gold, And may your path be smooth, I could wish you treasures, Or that all yout dreams come true, And I could wish you paradise, That ev'ry day be spring,
But I wish you Jesus, But I wish you Jesus, But I wish you Jesus, Cause when I wish you Jesus, I've wished you ev'rything.
