Try not to leave office at this hour. Trains are packed to the brim. Its so packed that its ridiculous. BTH
July 17, 2009
Friday night 8pm
Try not to leave office at this hour. Trains are packed to the brim. Its so packed that its ridiculous. BTH
47 cities in Europe in the span of 6 months
This 4.2 GPA-er obviously tinks the world of himself. But he obviously can paragraph his writing. hahaha. Quite an interesting blog.
To read his blog, please visit here
PS: anyone know this guy ? can teach him to paragraph his writing ? travellign to 47 cities in europe, he must have at least read 5 different newspaper or travelogues which has paragraphs examples.
The world is small. Way too small. I was riding down the elevator in the office building where my fucking awesome high paying big shit Barclays Sales and Trading internship is located, when a voice calls out from behind me and calls out my name…”George Kuah”, with the last name too. I couldn’t help but think of how fucking big shot I am in school that people know my full name and can recognize me in a fucking elevator somewhere outside of school. Steam. I turned to see Brady Tan Sheng Siong. Its funny; SMU kids have this ability to see another SMU kid’s resume on his face, which allows us to brand people useful or useless in a matter of seconds – it allows us to assess who is worth our time and who’s not, which increases our productivity and efficiency towards the ultimate goal of being a fucking awesome banker or trader. It’s our ability, cause we’re fucking different, the advertisements were all too fucking true. So I turned and looked at Brady’s face, and immediately I see the words “3.82 GPA, double degree, internship at shittybank M&A, SMUSA EXCO and Co-Captain of SMU Chess Club (Hee hee)” scrolling down his wide forehead. In the matter of lightspeed seconds the information immediately gets analyzed by my fucking awesome Microsoft excel-like brain and the verdict is that this guy is fierce competition for being a big fuck in SMU. We all want to be big fucks in SMU, and when you are one, you must know how to run with the big boys. But the blood in my veins was boiling for some good competition, and this guy might be able to run with big me. But I’m confident that I was the bigger shit, I just had to bowl him over with my beta debt equity float interest rate swaps talk. Brady patted me on the shoulder, asked how I was doing. I told him about my awesome fucking Barcap internship, and he told me that he just came for an interview at my company. Fucking twit, only now then get interview. Noob. What a noob. Brady had the perfect “excuse” for that though. He had just come back from a semester exchange program at ESADE, Barcelona. Now that’s an excuse to me because I too did the previous semester abroad at Bath (A way better program than a fucking ridiculous Spanish Business school in my opinion), and I came back earlier because I knew what my priorities had to be if I wanted to be a fucking big time big money investment banker. We started talking about exchange experiences, and we started talking travelling. Mister big shit brady over here told me that he travelled to 37 different cities, and still managed to complete a five module semester. Amsterdam, Bucharest, Rome, Florence, Copenhagen, Glasgow, London, Manchester, Paris, Nice ……he spewed 35 names non fucking stop. Verbal fucking diahorrea. Fucker just wanted to boast that he had a ball of a time in fucking Europe. When you boast to a big fucking deal, the big fucking deal will just gloat back. I told him I visited 47 different cities during the same amount of time in Europe. By the time I capped off the glorious 47th city name as Ljubljana, he was completely canned. It was like the ending of the 8 mile movie when Eminem fucking rapped the shit out of the New World. It felt like when you put a spoon of waterloo chicken rice in your mouth – pure bliss. Brady just got cream pie-ed in a exchange travel rap face off battle. I’m still the bigger shit from SMU. I smiled and told him I had to run, when really what I was thinking was “take that bitch, fuck off, don’t mess with me”. If you want to be the big shit in SMU you have to be the best at as much as possible. I prided myself on visiting 47 cities in Europe in the span of 6 months. Average useless kids from SMU visit approximately 15 to 20 places when they are on exchange – I’m way ahead. I have a million photos to prove that I was in those 47 places too. Every single photo is on facebook. There were a lot of photos of statues I didn’t know, but they looked important, so I just took photos with myself in front of them first to show that I was there, and then went home and google-d them, so that I can sound more knowledgeable when people ask me what each statue was. Exchange was a fucking good experience. I’m not sure what exactly made it a good experience but with proof that I’ve been to 47 different cities in Europe, I believe that I’m a seasoned and a fucking professional traveler. I’ve fucking seen the world cause I’m an awesome SMU student, and now I blazed the trail for other SMU students who want to be big shits to try and top my 47 cities when they go for their exchange semesters.
To read his blog, please visit here
PS: anyone know this guy ? can teach him to paragraph his writing ? travellign to 47 cities in europe, he must have at least read 5 different newspaper or travelogues which has paragraphs examples.
Canivore Support Group
Coped From used to be Singapore No1 p0rn site who was under-aged at time of award.
Hahaha.. Zhiyang, hope u can see this.
July 16, 2009
Standard Singapore Song
Very well written by Jack Neo
LYRICS
You and me will do our part
Stand together heart to heart
We are going to show the world what Singapore can be
其實我們很幸福 很多人都很羨慕
我們的生活很有規則 不愁吃穿行和住
只要你是新加坡人 就會得到各種的照顧
只要你是住在新加坡
You have to follow the rules
我們的家長最驚輸 為了孩子他最會吃苦
單單排隊報幼稚園 他們可以排隊排到蹺骨
為了孩子的好前途 不管什麼事都做的出
總之為了自己的孩子 再辛苦都want to do
嘿唷嘿唷嘿唷嘿 標準的新加坡人
嘿唷嘿唷嘿唷嘿 標準的新加坡人
我們什麼都想贏人家 兩種語文雙管齊下
結果各種語文大參雜 大家講話macam rojak
有人說這樣不像話 有的還說這是沒有文化
可是大家就是講了順 害到政府又得想辦法
我們的law是多到不得了 有的有效時有的很好笑
假如上完廁所沒拉水 你會被烏公到潇潇
為了響應政府的號召 我把抽煙的習慣都改掉
於是我就改吃香口膠 沒想到香口膠也被ban掉
嘿唷嘿唷嘿唷嘿 標準的新加坡人
嘿唷嘿唷嘿唷嘿 標準的新加坡人
有人說要推行禮貌 我立刻就每天笑笑
有人說要敬老尊賢 我馬上帶我阿公到處跑
有人說生兩個就好 我和太太就不敢太假豪
現在又說要多生幾個 可是工廠已經被割掉
我們在禮貌運動上 成績一直都被讚賞
可是一旦到了自由餐 情況立刻變成七月半
大家拼命拿大大盤 結果拿的東西吃不完
有些人連盤都拿回家 這就是我們的衰款
嘿唷嘿唷嘿唷嘿 標準的新加坡人
嘿唷嘿唷嘿唷嘿 標準的新加坡人
我們天天在推行運動 這樣才表示有人有做工
如果政策要推行成功 最有效的就是烏公
我們這裡沒有天災 這裡的環境百花盛開
Singapore is so fine
- they say it's because of the fine
嘿唷嘿唷嘿唷嘿 標準的新加坡人...
July 15, 2009
PP to get LUP and Upgrading.
Photo taken off here
Official News taken from here
This is definitely good news to us the residents of Potong Pasir. But the thing is, residents still have to vote on whether they want lift upgrading. Each non-lift landing level homes will still have to foot a percentage of the cost of upgrading. Secondly as read in the report in the official channel, there is still the matter of whether are we chosen amongst the selected 1000 blocks.
Election round the corner? Or is it all just a timely coincidence?
End of the day,
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July 14, 2009
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