Gotten this off Dumbfug.. Though abit R(a) but still lauff-able...

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Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days
and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.
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Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology.
When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.
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Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new holes.
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Q: What's the height of recycling?
A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning.
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Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted.
Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.
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Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark,
a mosquito enters the girl's skirt.
Guess where it would have bitten?!!!!!!!!!!!!
A: The boy friend's hand.
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Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath.
Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed.
Tarzan asked "Why"?
A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front".
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Q: Secret of long life
A: Morning two eggs, evening two pegs.. and night two legs