SMART INDIAN

Rajpat (father) : I want you to marry a girl of my choice

Son : "I will choose my own bride!!!"

Rajpat : "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.."

Son : "Well, in that case...ok"

Next Rajpat approaches Bill Gates.

Rajpat : "I have a husband for your daughter...."

Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!!"

Rajpat : "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."

Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"

Finally Rajpat goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Rajpat : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."

President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"

Rajpat : "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."

President: "Ah, in that case...ok"

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That my frenz, is how indians do business.