As the title suggests, ever wondered why ?
The below gives you an insight to why...
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*Your last name stays put. *
*The garage is all yours.*
*Wedding plans take care of themselves. *
*Chocolate is just another snack.*
*You can be President. *
*You can never be pregnant. *
*You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. *
*You can wear NO shirt to a water park. *
*Car mechanics tell you the truth. *
*The world is your urinal. *
*You never had to drive to another gas station restroom coz this is juz too icky.*
*You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.*
*Same work, more pay. *
*Wrinkles add character. *
*Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. *
*People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.*
*The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. *
*New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. *
*One mood all the time.*
*Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.*
*You know stuff about tanks. *
*A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.*
*You can open all your own jars. *
*You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. *
*If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend*
*Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack *
*Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. *
*You almost never have strap problems in public. *
*You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. *
*Everything on your face stays its original color. *
*The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. *
*You only have to shave your face and neck.
*You can play with toys all your life. *
*Your belly usually hides your big hips. *
*One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons *
*You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.*
*You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. *
*You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.*
*Most importantly, you can do Xmas shopping for 25 relatives on 24 Dec in 25 mins.*
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