May 5, 2006

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The Da Vinci Code was a best selling novel. This novel has been made into a movie coming to the big screens soon. Although a work of fiction, it is creative story telling that includes controversy and conspiracy. It also makes specific claims against the Bible, Christ and the church. How should Christians respond?


Hope Church (S) will present a seminar on Monday, 15th May 2006 starting 8:00pm at the Nexus Auditorium. This is open to all church members and their accompanying guests.

May 4, 2006

Facts of Life...

WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Doo Doo.


Well, Thank the Good lord that there is an answer....

We do not run that risk when drinking (wine, rum, whiskey, beer or other liquors)because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

WATER = CRAP
BOOZE = HEALTH
Free yourself of Crap, drink Alcohol!!!



It is better to drink and talk shit than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information,
I am purely doing this as a civic minded person who has a strong sense for public service.
A Malaysian dies and goes to hell.
Then he finds out that there is a different hell for each country.

He goes first to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?"
He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on.

He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.
He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.

Then he comes to the Malaysian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in.
Amazed he asks, "What do they do here?" He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Malaysian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"

"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former Government servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the canteen."

May 3, 2006

Wah lau I was invited to be a polling agent this saturday for Chiam See tong leh.. Hee~.. my fren lah.. he's involved in the SDA field work..so he roped me in to help him.. actually i ish give his gf face to help only.. otherwise.. Wah lau still can say coz i stay in Potong Pasir mah... BTH

I am not say no heart or wat lah.. but i am apathetic towards Singapore Politics lor... i mean i wouldnt even want to go into details on why.. so dun even get me started lor..

Recently the red-hot issue is about elections.. And when elections come tomind, Potong Pasir & Opposition seems to go handf in hand with SG minds.. well..cant blame them for the words association afterall we've been opposition voting singaporeans for the past 20 years or so.. Well.. as for me.. my vote goes to.. eh..for a moment, i forgot blogging abt elections is a no-no.. so i cant reveal my vote.. hahahaha

Talking abt the lift upgrading.. i tink it is pretty pointless for those who know my flat's position lor... so cham rite.. so i totally no chance to pay the 17% of the LEP and let the Govt pay the other 83% for me... so sad rite.. and furthermore if the opposition wins, they wont be able to use my tax money to upgrade the local facillities w/o gg thru the CCC chairman who happens to be the one who has lesser votes in the election although appears to be the winner(at least to me)... evcen sadder... sigh.. how bad can it be stayin in Potong Pasir...

May 2, 2006

Love at First Sight - Wislawa Szymborska

Both are convinced
that a sudden surge of emotion bound them together.
Beautiful is such a certainty,
but uncertainty is more beautiful.

Because they didn't know each other earlier,
they suppose that
nothing was happening between them.
What of the streets, stairways and corridors
where they could have passed each other long ago?

I'd like to ask them
whether they remember-- perhaps in a revolving door
ever being face to face?
an "excuse me" in a crowd
or a voice "wrong number" in the receiver.
But I know their answer:
no, they don't remember.

They'd be greatly astonished
to learn that for a long time
chance had been playing with them.

Not yet wholly ready
to transform into fate for them
it approached them, then backed off,
stood in their way
and, suppressing a giggle,
jumped to the side.

There were signs, signals:
but what of it if they were illegible.
Perhaps three years ago,
or last Tuesday
did a certain leaflet fly
from shoulder to shoulder?
There was something lost and picked up.
Who knows but what it was a ball
in the bushes of childhood.

There were doorknobs and bells
on which earlier
touch piled on touch.
Bags beside each other in the luggage room.
Perhaps they had the same dream on a certain night,
suddenly erased after waking.

Every beginning
is but a continuation,
and the book of events
is never more than half open.
My past few days were spent sleeping, moving around, eating late nite suppers and singing songs...

Fri

Woke up at 1pm.. then went for this

Left at 11pm to go to zouk to meet up with Alex & Fey for some get together...

Sat

Woke up at 1pm.. had some lunch then went out with kenneth to catch up over a cuppa.. we ate and then went down to funan for a short while.. then went over to sing songs and play pool till 2am.. haha.. wat a day

Sun

Woke up super early lor.. wanted to take a look at children's church but found the door to be locked.. hee~.. so in the end had a long lunch with angie & gabriel. Went to plaza sing to slack ard further with issac ron vince gabriel and tricia.. we had waffles & banana splits.. talked abt relationships and up coming weddings.. @ nite, met up with alex and sebastian for some yummy jap food.. then we went to BEDS.. hee~.. For the record, we finished 2 bts of mcallan.. ahahahaha..

Mon

Woke up at 5pm.. hahaha.. good day to sleep in.. labour day.. celebrate by sleepin it away.. At nite, had sakae with Yan yan.. food was good, company was great.. we could not stomach the hagen daz afterward.. was abit too full due to yan yan tryin out the computerised system.. hence forth we had double of everything we ordered almost... hahahahah

April 30, 2006

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