March 26, 2007

Understanding Men IV

This is a new notice at the local community club

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN
OPEN TO MEN ONLY,
ALL MALES OF ALL AGES ARE WELCOME

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will only accept a maximum of eight participants
(ED: apparently, there are courses for everything nowadays. =.="" )

The course covers two days, and topics include: -

DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
- Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS - DO THEY GROW ON HOLDERS?
- Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET AND FLOOR
- Practical session

DISHES & CUTLERY: DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK/DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
- Debate among a panel of experts

LOSS OF VIRILITY
- Losing the remote control to your significant other
- help line and support group leaders and counsellors are invited to healing sessions after classes to help participants to cope

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
- Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming: Open forum

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS: DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
- Group discussion and role-play

HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
- PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
- Real life testimonial from one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY POSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
- Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER & YOUR PARTNER
- Outline class and role-playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
- Relaxation techniques, meditation and breathing exercises

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU ARE GOING TO BE LATE
- Bring your diary or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT: LEARNING HOW TO COPE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
- Individual counselling sessions

BOOK NOW!! We sincerely believe you will enjoy & benefit from these classes.
Class participants need not apply in person.

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(ED: This is sooo funny.. Gotten it off gerald.. just happening when i was blogging abt such stuff...)

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