May 14, 2007

Last Sat, wes driving in with a couple of other frenz for a lok lok dinner... We were havin this interesting conversation about wat is compatible with yoru sign/horoscope for marriage...

This interestin fren of ours... claimed that she can only marry a 1.8m tall non-Malaysian who's borne of either 1971/1976/1978/1981. (ED: Know of anyone.. pls gmail your profile to me.. i wanna intro a nice buddy to u)...

We asked her which bomob /monk/priest told her that shite...

She say very chunz one lor... till date she's still single lor.... perhaps those pple borne in the 4 listed years are either damn short or all malaysianz....


here's mine horoscope reading.. any Roosters Cows or Sows to apply ???

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Snake - Born in 1917, 1929, 1941, 1953, 1965, 1977, 1989, 2001, 2013, 2015, 2037, 2049

Snakes are usually considered clever, passionate, determined, romantic, intense, rich in wisdom and charm, but vain. Women born under Snake are often beautiful. Snakes will be strongly guided by their intuition. They certainly will win a lot of money, but have to avoid procrastination and stingy attitude towards money.

*The Snake would be most content as a teacher, philosopher, writer, psychiatrist, or fortune teller.

*Snake people enter a room and there is Music, Music, Joy! Everyone dances! Such high spirit! The Snake is so intense and passionate, just as likely to take out the castanets as to climb mountains of snow. Snake year people are charming and romantic, often planning delightful hideaway surprises. Possessing tremendous wisdom, they are deep, quiet thinkers, calm by nature, but most intense. They often get involved in great causes, bigger than life, and often serve as mentors to the young. To paraphrase Confucius, they have a kind of inner beauty that arises, hovers, then comes to nest. They will have an abundance of good fortune and a long and prosperous life. Sharkfin Soup and Chinese Cabbage are among keys to good health!!

*Marriage of the Snake with a Rooster or Ox not a Pig will be best.

Famous Snake People: Mao Tse-tong, Mahatma Gandhi, Indira Gandhi, Ferdinand Marcos, Abraham Lincoln, Lady Pamela Mountbatten, Martin Luther King, Grace Kelly, Jacqueline Kennedy, Edgar Allen Poe, Prime Minister Tony Blair, Bob Dylan
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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

i beg to differ!

acceptable numbers are 1, 2 and 6 e.g 1971, 1972, 1976, 1981, 1982.....2006. the last digit in the birth year must be 1, 2 or 6! :)

1.8m is just a height preferance for me to wear heels without having to bother with his ego.

grrrrrrr.

Anonymous said...

sibei smart lo~... using anonymous to post...

i totally respect your smart-ness liaos....

hahahhahhaaha..2006... paedophile leh you!

Anonymous said...

wah lau,

me also snake leh...

and me, MUSIC, teacher?????

so zhunnnnn???????????

Anonymous said...

cannot anonymous meh. ahahahah.

JesuaFreak said...

So is Lao Beng a Rooster or Ox not a Pig ?

BTW u not snake... u r horse lah... u blur phuck.. u 1978 one lah...

Anonymous said...

anon >> of coz u can... juz sayin u damn smart can... u can aso didi anony lor