Gotten this of Davyd Chua. Very funny. Very real.
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1. Nite - Sleep with air-con; Day - Bathe with heater on
2. Day - Cannot Wake up; Nite - Cannot Sleep
3. Cigarettes - Convenient to buy; not convenient to smoke
4. Chewing Gum - Can Chew, Cannot buy?? (Restrictions on buying)
5. Smell Of rubbish besides letterboxes; Rubbish inside Letterbox
6. Private Cars - Cheaper & Cheaper to Buy, harder & harder to Maintain
7. Education - Teachers teaching Less but expects students to learn More
8. High-tech barbaric singaporeans - know how to use state-of-the
art equipment, but dunno how to use a simple dustbin or a toilet
9. There are quite a number of rich/poor in spore - They have Car, Credit
Card, CPF .... but no Cash and lots of loans
10. Translation is needed between Singaporean Chinese and
Mainland China Chinese
11. S'porean never like to vote, but like to complain
12. Half Sporeans rushed to buy Hello kitty, but the other half busy
killing stray cats
13. Public Bus - Half the Crowd squeeze in front section of the Bus,
Second section is for Carrying Ghost
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