Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered .
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!
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