October 29, 2008

Adult Jokes

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a  woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about  5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are in big  trouble.

Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in  marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.


Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag.

7 qualities to be a perfect wife:
Beautiful,
Responsible
Energetic
Adorable
Sweet
Truthful and
Self-Organized.

Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In  the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess  where it would have bitten?
A: The boy's hand.

Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take  a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked 'Why'?
A:  The animals told him………..'Your tail  is in the front'.

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