March 22, 2008

Good Friday

I spent Good friday watching 2 VCDs.




This is inspired from Lian. Coz she was looking for these movies and i have them.




曾经有一份真诚的爱情摆在我的面前,但是我没有珍惜,
等到失去的时候才后悔莫及,尘世间最痛苦的事莫过于此。

如果上天可以给我一个机会再来一次的话,我会对那个女孩子说... ...我爱你

如果非要把这份爱加上一个期限,我希望是... ...

一万年。

An Angry Post ?

The question was asked for the umpteen time: What do I look for in a future partner?

The answer that ran through my head was: My taste in women is so inexplicably bad that the only women I ever seem to fall for seem to be those who either are emotionally unsettled or would never fall for me and that the only suitable partners for me are those who I have absolutely no interest in. In whichever case, my entire love life seems an eternal doom.

And the answer that came out of my mouth: I have no idea.

A horrible realization has just dawned on me. I was at a wedding rehearsal a few hours ago and realized that most of my friends here are either getting married or dating / in the process of courtship with the rare exception of outstanding individuals like myself. I remember naively coming into this year(and the year before and the previous year before that) thinking that I'm finally going to get attached.

I don't think I've ever felt more single in my life than I do now. I swear I nearly have to remind myself that I'm "single and lovin' it" every-single-bleeding-day just so that I won't forget that being single is not a handicap but is a status just as good as that of being attached.

I can imagine all the consoling words I'd get if I were ever to speak my mind on this. One of them would be the dreaded "you're still young". Of course that only serves to make me feel even more shittier because hey, I'll never be as old as the people offering those 'consoling' words.

And so at the rehearsal, a now-no-longer-so-close fren of mine asked me, "So, when is your turn man?"

I gave him the finger literally.

But politeness and a pastor and a church setting restrained the inner rebel in me.

I told him politely that my absconded rib was still very much missing like Selamat. Only difference is mine ish a woman who's blonde and brainy whilst Selamat is a wanted terrorist.

Everyone laughed. in an awkward fashion.
And then he asked in a somewhat rhetorical fashion if there was any interests. I think it's not a matter of whether or not I have any interest for anyone. I do to be honest. It's just that i dun tink it's pretty mutual. Tink Megan Fox, Jessica Biel / Alba.

There's this person whom I'm interested in who we shall refer to as The Girl because to refer to this mystery person as The Guy might give my parents a heart-attack and my frenz a round of beer that i m finally coming out of the closet and I wouldn't want that to happen. REALLY

Alas but that's just a crush shrouded in the fog(this my frenz, ish the mudder of all fogs) of wistful thinking. But at the end of the day, when all the crushes are faded and all my wishful thinking was wrong, I'm jaded and I hate it.

I guess what I'm trying to say in this diarrhea-ic diatribe is, to sum it up in five words is:

***ked upped and ***k it.

Randomity

This has been on repeat on my Itunes all day today


Somewhere over the rainbow way up high
And the dreams that you dream of
once in a lullaby
Somewhere over the rainbow bluebirds fly
And the dreams that you dream of,
dreams really do come true
Someday I’ll wish upon a star, wake up where the clouds are far behind me
Where trouble melts like lemon drops
High above the chimney tops,
that’s where you’ll find me
Somewhere over the rainbow bluebirds fly
And the dreams that you dare to, oh why, oh why can’t I?
Well I see trees of green and red roses too,
I’ll watch them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself, what a wonderful world

Well I see skies of blue and clouds of white
and the brightness of day
I like the dark
and I think to myself, what a wonderful world
The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
are also on the faces of people passing by
I see friends shaking hands saying,
How do you do?
They’re really saying, I – I love you
I hear babies cry and I watch them grow,
they’ll learn much more than we’ll know
And I think to myself, what a wonderful world

Someday I’ll wish upon a star, wake up where the clouds are far behind me
Where trouble melts like lemon drops
High above the chimney tops,
that’s where you’ll find me
Somewhere over the rainbow way up high
And the dreams that you dare to, oh why, oh why can’t I?

March 20, 2008

Complrain Choir

Gotten it off Cowboybar



We get fined for almost anything
Drivers won’t give chance when you want to change lane
The indoors are cold, the outdoors are hot;
And the humid air, it wrecks my hair
Those answering machines always make you hold
Only to hang up on you

When a pregnant lady gets on the train
Everyone pretends to be asleep
I’m stuck with my parents till I’m 35
Cause I can’t apply for HDB
We don’t recycle any plastic bags
But we purify our pee

*chorus:
What’s wrong with Singapore?
Losing always makes me feel so sore
Cause if you’re not the best
Then you’re just one of the rest

My oh my Singapore
What exactly are we voting for?
What’s not expressly permitted
is prohibited

“Ooh”

When I’m hungry at the food court, I see
People chope seats with their tissue paper
To the auntie staying upstairs:
Your laundry’s dripping on my bed sheets
Please don’t squat on the toilet seats
And don’t clip your nails on MRT

Stray cats get into noisy affairs
At night my neighbor makes weird animal sounds
People put on fake accents to sound posh
And queue up 3 hours for donuts
Will I ever live till eighty five
to collect CPF?

*chorus

Singaporeans too kiasu! (so scared to lose)
Singaporeans too kiasi! (so scared to die)
Singaporeans too kiabor! (scared of their wives)
Maybe we’re just too stressed out! (even the kids)

“Ooh”

Old National Library was replaced by an ugly tunnel
Singaporean men can’t take independent women
People blow their nose into the swimming pool (and pee too)
And fall asleep on my shoulder in the train

Singapore’s national bird is the crane (the one with yellow steel girders)
Real estate agents’ leaflets clogging up my mailbox (en bloc, en bloc, en bloc, en bloc)
Why can’t we be buried when we die?
No one wants to climb Bukit Timah with me

*chorus

There are not enough public holidays
My neighbor sings KTV all night
Wedding dinners never start on time
My hair is always cut shorter than I want
Channel 5 commercials are way too long
Why do men turn bald?

At first it was to speak more mandarin
Then it was to speak proper English
What’s wrong with my powderful Singlish?

People sit down during rock concerts
We have to pay for tap water at restaurants
ERP gantries are everywhere
But I can still see traffic jams on the road
All the bus stops have tilted benches
Cannot access playboy.com

*chorus

蕭敬騰 vs 楊宗緯 PK [[超級星光大道踢館賽]]


new unforgettable love – 蕭敬騰


new unforgettable love – aska

*心若倦了 淚也乾了
這份深情 難捨難了
曾經擁有 天荒地老
已不見你 暮暮與朝朝

#這一份情 永遠難了
願來生還能 再度擁抱
愛一個人 如何廝守到老
怎樣面對一切 我不知道

+回憶過去 痛苦的相思忘不了
為何你再來 撥動我心跳
愛你怎麼能了 今夜的你應該明瞭
緣難了 情難了

重唱 *,#,+,+

March 19, 2008

Been XX days since he broke out...

Found on Youtube

Nuffnang PJ Nite

See Menara Towers ?? that was the state i spent my last weekend in...




Heh... this picture totally made that nite worth it...

The rest of the pictures...

Food From BBC

Reason why its so blur.. the food was aso that bad lorrr...

按她与我
[[Please leave a comment if you wanna see this picture...]]


Tunes Hotel

Personal opinion : Pls dun ever stay there.. unless entire KL & PJ & Shah alam has no rooms for u. Its that bad.


The bedroom is pretty comfy really.. apart from the fact that there's no fridge and TV. And they have only 1 powerpoint. DIUUuuuu. Furthermore Aircon is payable.. but thanks to the wonderful pple(Afterall they paid for my coach and accomodation) at Nuffnang who ensured that we had 5 hours of FREE aircon... which was actually payable at abt RM6 per 5hr block... *cues* Everybody go AWWWWWWwwwwwww so generous


The bathroom itself is a masterpiece.. i likey the showerhead coz it is exactly like the one i have at home... only grouse is that cannot adjust the water pressure.. heh, nothing's perfect eh...

The actual event itself is being held here

Can anyone enlighten me as to why is the slogan of St Patrick's day is Paint the World Green with Black... KNS

CBB Group Foto at the Event


Of coz going to KL isnt complete w/o visiting Daintihill...


Hawt Babe Fave.. the beef cubes.. shiokadoooz

March 18, 2008

New OD method

New way to get high.. real fast.. first seen in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia @ Borneo Boring Baruk Club...

Smell a Sock ; Sure get high




See the way his eyeballs roll... Gan High lo....

五百 ish Coming.....



He's coming...

Wu Bai was born in Suantou, Lioujiao -- literally "Garlic Village" -- in Chiayi County in south-central Taiwan. His father was a retired Taiwan Sugar Corporation worker and his mother a betel nut vendor, and he had two younger brothers who died tragically in a car accident.

His nickname Wu Bai, meaning "five hundred," derives from several stories, none of which can be proven to be fact: one story says the name came from his early academic success when he scored 100 points on each of five examination subjects.However, an interest in music in his teenage years led to a decline in his academic performance and he failed to pass the university entrance examinations. Another story says he used to charge 500 Taiwan Dollars for his early concerts. Another story says he was fat as a high school student and the local kids teased him for weighing "like 500 kilograms".

In 2003, Wu Bai married Chen Wen-pei, his girlfriend of over 10 years, in a private ceremony in Fukuoka, Japan.

Discography

Studio albums

* 愛上別人是快樂的事 (Loving Others is a Happy Thing) (1992)
* 浪人情歌 (Wanderer's Love Song) (1994)
* 愛情的盡頭 (The End of Love) (1996)
* 樹枝孤鳥 (Lonely Tree, Lonely Bird) (1998)
* 世界第一等 EP (1998)
* 白鴿 (White Dove) (1999)
* 伍佰&CHINA BLUE電影歌曲典藏 / 順流逆流電影原聲帶 (Wu Bai & China Blue Movie Song Book / Time and Tide Soundtrack) (2000)
* 夢的河流 (Dream River) (2001)
* 淚橋 (Tear Bridge) (2003) (CD+VCD)
* 雙面人 (Two Faced Man) (2005)
* GO PA 人面鯊 (2005)
* 純真年代 (Innocent Years) (2006) (CD+DVD)
* 忘情1015 新歌+精選 (2007)(CD+DVD)

Live albums

* 伍佰的LIVE (1995)
* 夏夜晚風 (1997)
* 伍佰97亞洲巡弋紀念盤EP (1997)
* 空襲警報 (1999)
* 1999~2000真世界巡迴演唱會全紀錄 (2000)
* 冬之火 (2002)
* 伍佰力 (2004)
* 2005厲害演唱會全紀錄 (2005)

*妳是我的花朵演唱會全紀錄(2007)

Discography source

so anyone wanna go with me and Rock to Chinese Rock.... April 5th

Random Joke

A fellow was about to enter a bar when a dog tugged at his trouser leg and said to him, "Hey, pal! Wanna make some quick money?"

The man couldn't believe his ears. He said to the dog, "Can you talk?"

"Yeah," the dog answered, "and that's how we can pick up some easy money. You take me into the bar with you, pretend I'm your dog, and bet everybody I can talk."

The fellow thought that was a great idea, so he took the dog into the bar, set it on the bar, and announced to everyone that the dog could talk. The other patrons didn't believe him, and it wasn't long before several thousand dollars had been bet. Finally, after all the bets had been placed, the guy said to the dog, "All right, go ahead and say something."

Nothing.

He told the dog again, "Hey! All the bets are placed! Say something, for God's sake!"

The dog just looked at him and whined.

He, asked again and again, but the dog wouldn't say a word. Finally, the fellow had to pay all the bets, scooped up the dog in disgust and walked out. Once outside, he screamed at the dog, "You just cost me way over a thousand dollars! You got anything to say before I seriously boot your mangy arse?"

"Take it easy, pal! You ain't thinkin'," the dog answered. "Tomorrow night, we'll be able to get odds of fives or better."

March 17, 2008

Nuffnang PJ Party Entry - According to Kidchan studios

Here's the events of the nite.... according to Kitchan studio

My Fave Blogger FireAngel





My Fave 4 beauties of the Nite


Transformation into Superman
Ming and Tim caught in the act.


(ED: They forgot to brign out the red cape and brought the wrong color undies out. :facetopalm:)

This is the chio-bu of the nite.


This Indian Chap did it....



All Pajama Party photos above courteousy of KIDCHANSTUDIO

Ken Lee = Without You




If your name is ken lee and you're havign a recent spate of bad luck.
Now you know why.


Credits to here and Fenny to directing.

In Sync With God’s Spirit




Liena, this is for u. For your easter break.

PS: i was pretty moved by this.

March 16, 2008

Nuffnang PJ Party




This is my Fren, He really appeared in his sleep wear.

His posture the entire nite was like the guy in American Pie who was caught with his pants down and used the pizza to shelter his manhood whereas my fren used a 12" pillow.


More updates with fotos tomorrow.