Happy Halloween

Here's the scariest costume in 2008



1UP if u can print a lehman brothers or Duan Bei Shan name card stating dat you're selling structured notes and give it out freely..

Surely will scare old folks, retirees and housewives.

Picture courteousy of Rainne

One Fine Day

Her name is Nicole Jeslyn .



She has recently setup an online store. For reasons unknown to me, its called One Fine Day.

As a fren of 13 years, i should plug this for her. And guys if you wanna buy anything or customize anything, drop her an email okay.

Her earrings are very nice , from a guy point of view.

Nuff said, below are some pictures lifted from her site.












you guys should get them as christmas gifts for your friends!

Order now !!!

To the cowboybar flies, please help plug this as well. Thanks pple.

Asian CLubber Chicks

Gotten this off Cowboy


If you’ve ever been to an asian club party, then you’ve definitely seen them before. The asian clubber chick. They’re very easy to spot. Anyone who falls under any of these descriptions is a definite clubber chick.

They travel in packs
They only dance with their girls
They wear the same outfit
They cock-block for each other

unhappy

I do not know why but recently bouts of unhappiness and dissatisfaction seem to overcome me at strange times.

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My life at present is non-existent. I work from 9am till 7pm. Travel home , reach about 8pm. Shower abit, have dinner then sleep about 9ish.. wake up at 7am the next morning.. Repeat routine for the next 5 days..Mondays to Fridays.. Talk about being mundane…

Well.. for my part time I have another few weeks to go, making the best outta it.

I would love to visit hongkong sometime nx year… wondering if I start saving now, is it enuff ?

Random Jokes

A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils' answer by reciting a short poem.

The first kid sat in the first row was a teachers pet. He stood and said, "My name is Dan, and when I become a man, I would like to go to Japan if I can, and I think I can."

The next kid was a little girl who sat in the middle of the room. She stood up and answered the roll call by stating, "My name is Suzy, and when I become a lady I would like to have a baby ... if I can, and I think I can."

The next on the list was Little Johnny, a smart guy sitting in the back of the room. He stood up and said, "My name is Johnny, and I don't give a darn about Japan but I would like to help Suzy in her plan if I can ... and I think can!"

Local News

ComfortDelGro to remove 30cents diesel surcharge from Nov 12

 

Tua Pek Kong

 

Tourism sector unlikely to grow in months ahead

 

Rising number of retrenchments

Adult Jokes

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a  woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about  5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are in big  trouble.

Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in  marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.

Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag.

7 qualities to be a perfect wife:
Beautiful,
Responsible
Energetic
Adorable
Sweet
Truthful and
Self-Organized.

Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In  the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess  where it would have bitten?
A: The boy's hand.

Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take  a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked 'Why'?
A:  The animals told him………..'Your tail  is in the front'.

Randomity Again

What's the difference between Princess Diana and Elton John?

Princess Diana never became a queen of England.

Randomity

"The way you activate the seeds of your creation, is by making choices about the results you want to create.
When you make a choice, you mobilize vast human energies and resources which otherwise go untapped.

All too often people fail to focus their choices upon results,
And therefore their choices are ineffective.
If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable,
You disconnect yourself from WHAT YOU TRULY WANT.
And all that is left is a compromise."

- Robert Fritz

The Gathering

HAPPY BIRTHDAY UNCLE !!!