1 It makes men do stupid things, like light candles, buy flowers and stuff.
2 It gets men into trouble when they don’t do stupid things like light candles, hold the chairs and stuff.
Because, actually, she really wanted you to, but prompting is so unromantic, isn’t it?
3 It’s such a spin off of the unkind merchants who are actually trying to rip you off with flowers, dinner and champagne. Wouldn’t she just prefer the cash instead?
4 In new relationships, whether or not you take her out or buy her a gift speaks volumes about “which stage you’re at”, way before you’re ready for the “are we having a relationship?” chat. (Like we were ever ready for it anyway.)
5 Not only do you have to buy the right size, style and colour of underwear(If you’re even actually buying this, coz the consequences can be pretty dire, though that’s another story for yet another day), you also have to look as if you’re not ogling the breasts of the Agent Provocateur sales girls while you’re at it.
6 There is nothing more disappointing than a woman you’d previously earmarked as wife material not even attempting to smile at the gift, a handwritten card.
I read this somewhere and decided to add in some of my own. Valentines suckkor according to the language of my fren, Cowboy Caleb.
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