Found on Facebook
1. you tried for IIT and didnt get through
2. you call mcdonalds and ask for a cheese burger without patty
3. your favorite music type is rock and anybody who likes anything else is either a loser or a "gay"
4.your album has more pictures than your wall has posts
5.you havent met half of the people in your friends list for more than a year(this applies to orkut too :D)
6.you came to facebook because your friend(s) in USA use(s) it
7.u can manage to get an A/A+ ina course without attending most of the lectures, tutorials and labs
8.u call the asians "chapte"
9.ur fav canteen is the one serving the best indian food
10.u are nocturnal
11.ur late night meals are either MTR or maggi
12.u categorize indians in NTU in three types - I.G.s, Grads, I.O.s
13.u dont like the other two if you belong to one of the above types
14.u joined this group as soon as u saw it
15.u cursed me for making this group and still joined it/u thought it was a cool idea and joined it
16.u save money on food and buy iPod
17.u have a laptop bought on school loan
18.everytime u see a nice car, u wish u had one and curse singapore
19.u curse india in india and singapore in singapore
20.ur dream country is USA
21.the probability of you being in EEE or CE is more than the course you actually are in
22.your favorite subjects are physics and mathematics
23.you "orient" your juniors and think its actually gonna be helpful to them
24.you think chapte are stupid people, however smart they may be
25.you still havent been able to decide if your decision about coming to NTU was a good one
26.you converted the average salary an idian graduated from ntu gets in indian rupees before coming to ntu, and that played a major role in your decision
27.you have seen the sun rising in either of the following conditions
a. u woke through the night
b. its an exam, a fuckin early morning exam!
c. u just arrived from india
d. its a lab you cant miss, because
i. there is no indian in the lab
ii. its your turn to mark the attendance for every
other indian in your class
28.u are a guy and are a regular visitor of warrior-god(:D)
29.u take a little too keen an interest in the social issues,
just too be an active participant of the discussion today
evening with your friends
30.u see about 300 movies and 10 tv shows an year
31.every comment in groups like "u r an indian if.." and "u
are in college if.." applies to u; and u feel happy about
it and marvel at their truthfullness
32.u noticed all the grammatical and spelling mistakes i
made, e.g. truthFULness(in pt. 31)
33.ur idea of fun is to sit in large groups, choose a person and make fun of him
34.u drink and u swore u wouldnt ever when u were in india
35.u r a geek by heart and associate the word to the person who studies a lot
36.u know a programming language and are good at maths, irrespective of the course u r in
37.u reach lecture theatre 15 min before and are on the phone the whole way to it on the day of the quiz, to save seat near the "intelligent indian"
38.u know what an I.G. table is
39.u dont find anything strange in the fact that I.G. actually stands for "Indian Gang"
40.u go to the indian embassy on the Indian independance day for the free food, and make joke of the ceremonies after coming back
41.ur "run" history contains an average of 5 computer addresses
/*more to come*/
42.u know the above used notation is used in programming languages for commenting
The subtle sarcasm is killing me O sooooo softly
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