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June 29, 2009

Comic Review Take on Transformers 2

If you had to pick a single scene that exemplifies Michael Bay's utter disdain for story and continuity, what would it be?
When five Decepticons sink to the bottom of the ocean to retrieve Megatron's corpse.
A submarine tracks five "subjects" going down, and when they get there, one of the Decepticons is killed to give parts to Megatron.
5 -1 +1 = 5, right?
No, because the sub somehow tracks "six" subjects coming up. Not only is this very basic math, this is the simplest of script errors.
It could not possibly have been more than one page apart in the script.
And yet  Michael Bay either didn't care to notice or didn't give a fuck.

"Math? Math is for pussies. My movies are about shit blowing up, man.


"Could you sum up the film in one line of its dialogue?
"I am standing directly beneath the enemy's scrotum."

Written by JesuaFreak @ 2:31:00 PM
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As the great Greek philosopher Plato (Greece, 386 B.C.) wrote "In order to seek one's own direction, one must simplify the mechanics of ordinary life". In other words - "Keeping simple things simple".
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