47 cities in Europe in the span of 6 months

This 4.2 GPA-er obviously tinks the world of himself. But he obviously can paragraph his writing. hahaha. Quite an interesting blog.

The world is small. Way too small. I was riding down the elevator in the office building where my fucking awesome high paying big shit Barclays Sales and Trading internship is located, when a voice calls out from behind me and calls out my name…”George Kuah”, with the last name too. I couldn’t help but think of how fucking big shot I am in school that people know my full name and can recognize me in a fucking elevator somewhere outside of school. Steam. I turned to see Brady Tan Sheng Siong. Its funny; SMU kids have this ability to see another SMU kid’s resume on his face, which allows us to brand people useful or useless in a matter of seconds – it allows us to assess who is worth our time and who’s not, which increases our productivity and efficiency towards the ultimate goal of being a fucking awesome banker or trader. It’s our ability, cause we’re fucking different, the advertisements were all too fucking true. So I turned and looked at Brady’s face, and immediately I see the words “3.82 GPA, double degree, internship at shittybank M&A, SMUSA EXCO and Co-Captain of SMU Chess Club (Hee hee)” scrolling down his wide forehead. In the matter of lightspeed seconds the information immediately gets analyzed by my fucking awesome Microsoft excel-like brain and the verdict is that this guy is fierce competition for being a big fuck in SMU. We all want to be big fucks in SMU, and when you are one, you must know how to run with the big boys. But the blood in my veins was boiling for some good competition, and this guy might be able to run with big me. But I’m confident that I was the bigger shit, I just had to bowl him over with my beta debt equity float interest rate swaps talk. Brady patted me on the shoulder, asked how I was doing. I told him about my awesome fucking Barcap internship, and he told me that he just came for an interview at my company. Fucking twit, only now then get interview. Noob. What a noob. Brady had the perfect “excuse” for that though. He had just come back from a semester exchange program at ESADE, Barcelona. Now that’s an excuse to me because I too did the previous semester abroad at Bath (A way better program than a fucking ridiculous Spanish Business school in my opinion), and I came back earlier because I knew what my priorities had to be if I wanted to be a fucking big time big money investment banker. We started talking about exchange experiences, and we started talking travelling. Mister big shit brady over here told me that he travelled to 37 different cities, and still managed to complete a five module semester. Amsterdam, Bucharest, Rome, Florence, Copenhagen, Glasgow, London, Manchester, Paris, Nice ……he spewed 35 names non fucking stop. Verbal fucking diahorrea. Fucker just wanted to boast that he had a ball of a time in fucking Europe. When you boast to a big fucking deal, the big fucking deal will just gloat back. I told him I visited 47 different cities during the same amount of time in Europe. By the time I capped off the glorious 47th city name as Ljubljana, he was completely canned. It was like the ending of the 8 mile movie when Eminem fucking rapped the shit out of the New World. It felt like when you put a spoon of waterloo chicken rice in your mouth – pure bliss. Brady just got cream pie-ed in a exchange travel rap face off battle. I’m still the bigger shit from SMU. I smiled and told him I had to run, when really what I was thinking was “take that bitch, fuck off, don’t mess with me”. If you want to be the big shit in SMU you have to be the best at as much as possible. I prided myself on visiting 47 cities in Europe in the span of 6 months. Average useless kids from SMU visit approximately 15 to 20 places when they are on exchange – I’m way ahead. I have a million photos to prove that I was in those 47 places too. Every single photo is on facebook. There were a lot of photos of statues I didn’t know, but they looked important, so I just took photos with myself in front of them first to show that I was there, and then went home and google-d them, so that I can sound more knowledgeable when people ask me what each statue was. Exchange was a fucking good experience. I’m not sure what exactly made it a good experience but with proof that I’ve been to 47 different cities in Europe, I believe that I’m a seasoned and a fucking professional traveler. I’ve fucking seen the world cause I’m an awesome SMU student, and now I blazed the trail for other SMU students who want to be big shits to try and top my 47 cities when they go for their exchange semesters.

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PS: anyone know this guy ? can teach him to paragraph his writing ? travellign to 47 cities in europe, he must have at least read 5 different newspaper or travelogues which has paragraphs examples.