At the driving range

Inaugural golf lesson. All i can say is jin tired. And i take back all the old men sports remarks. My shoulders are aching now..xcuse me, i go rest

Quote of the Day

"It is not who is right, but what is right, that is of importance."
~Thomas Huxley ~

My Mood

Jessica ALba

This vidoe is damn bo liao...

but Jessica Alba compensates...



At 1:48 this isnt a stare..this is the looks of bliss according to my colleague

Indian Rojak - Ma La Steamboat - Rather atas sandwich + Yoghurt

This lady's blog i have been following for the last 1 yr odd.
She's been an excellent mother(with her maid's help) and a fillial daughter (she gives her mum blank signed cheques?!?!?).

Her recent posting actually shocked me.

Coz She got hospitalised for 2 days within 8hrs 45mins of eating a sandwich

here's the said details:

So on Monday evening I bought a sandwich wrap and yoghurt to-go from a rather atas nearby sandwich shop, brought it back to the office and devoured it inside of 15 minutes.

8.5 hours later, I was warded in a hospital for food poisoning and pre-mature contractions.

I just spent 2 days in the hospital with a needle in my left hand, and a concoction of antibiotics, dextrose solution and saline being drip-fed into my vein. Every 2 - 3 hours, a timer would go off and would continue until a nurse came to change the drip. Therefore, every 2 - 3 hours, I would wake up, night and day. I was not permitted to eat or drink for 18 hours.

The perpetrator
Munch
112 Robinson Road
#01-01 HB Robinson
tel. 223 5197
Open 8am to 8pm

so much for the atas sandwich.
i will go in search of my El Cheapo Sandwich now if u will excuse me

AWARE plug

To show my support to my fave 2 bloggers, Patlaw and Popagandhi, I am plugging the following:

Sign up today as an AWARE member in order to vote. Remember, every vote counts.

Please note that I am not responsible for any obscene, hateful, racist, fascist comments that arise because of this posting *blah* *blah* *blah*
And yes, I m still very straight. Its just that i am against abuse generally

Details of the EOGM is as follow:

Date


2 May 2009, Saturday

Time

1400h – 1700h (do be there at least 15mins b4 to chope a good seat and vote if u r woman)

Venue

First Choice Auditorium

3 Lorong 6 Toa Payoh

#01-01 HSR Building

Singapore 319378

Other things to note:

1/ Only FEMALE members who are Singaporean & PRs above 18 years old are allowed to vote. However, men who are associate members are welcome to come and observe the proceedings.

2/ Sign up at www.aware.org.sg

3/ For those who signed up online and did not receive their membership card, please print out your confirmation email and receipt and bring it along for the EOGM.

4/ Join the Facebook group for more updates

For background of AWARE fiasco, pls refer to here

PS: pls refer to my disclaimer(to ur right pls).

Next Up: Hull City

It’s another must-win game for Liverpool, especially after Tuesday’s frustrating 4-4 draw with Arsenal at Anfield. If Benitez’s men have any chance of winning the Premier League now, surely they must win their five remaining games – starting this Saturday at the KC Stadium.

Nudeton's Laws

nice Song for a hazy afternoon filled with tonnes of work.

i realised today no matter how fast i work.

i only have 1 access, 2 hands, 3 reports and 4 regions.

Dammit.. if only the numbers are inverse...

Today is one of those times i wished ABNN is here.
At least i have someone to help out.

AWARE is like a newly open tekka market; it attracts Aunties/XMMs/Ladi es of all shapes and sizes from all kinda places.

testing pingFM

Do you understand?

Taken off Shirls

 

A long, long time ago in a land far away, There was a monster without a name.

The monster wanted a name badly. So the monster left to go on a journey to find a name.

But the world was so large that he split into two to make his journey. One went to the west and the other went to the east.

The monster who went to the east found a village. At the entrance of the village, there was a blacksmith.

“Mr. Blacksmith, please give me your name.”

“You can’t give away your name.”

“If you give me your name, I’ll enter you and give you strength.”

“Really? If you can make me stronger, then I’ll give you my name.”

The monster entered the blacksmith.

The monster became Otto the Blacksmith.
Otto the Blacksmith became the strongest man in the village.

But one day he said,
“Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.”

Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out.

The monster returned to being a nameless monster.

Even when he entered Hans the Shoemaker,
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!

He returned to being a nameless monster.

When he entered Thomas the Hunter,
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!

He once again returned to being a nameless monster.

Finally, the monster came to a castle looking for a wonderful name.
In the castle, there was a sick boy.

“If you give me your name, I’ll give you strength.”

“If you can cure this illness and make me strong, I’ll give you my name.”

The monster entered the boy.

The boy became well.
The king was so pleased. “The prince is well! The prince is well!”

The monster liked the boy’s name.
He also liked living in the castle.

So even though he was hungry, he endured. Every day his stomach growled, but he endured it.

However, he was so hungry that one day he said,
“Look at me. Look at me. Look at how large the monster inside me has become.”

The boy ate the king and even his servants.
Crunch Crunch! Munch Munch! Chomp Chomp! Gulp!

Since there was no one there anymore, the boy went on a journey.
He kept on walking for days and days.

One day, the boy met the monster who traveled to the west.

“I have a name. It’s a wonderful name, too.”

The monster who went to the west said,
“I don’t need a name. I’m happy even without a name.
We just have to accept that we are monsters without a name.”

So the boy ate the monster who went to the west.

He finally had a name.
But all the people who could call him by that name had disappeared.

Simply Understood

This local webcomic pokes fun at the AWARE fiasco

thx to Moo who shared via Plurk

House Keeping Services

Hi Readers,

I hardly do adverts right.

So this one is for a friend of mine who started a Housekeeping service.

He employs a team of middle aged Chinese women who are specialized in cleaning up your house and doing those household chores.

So if you need any form of quotes or household relief, kindly email Elton or call him at 6729 2484.

Currently there is a trial of a one-time cleaning of 4hrs.
At a cost of $70.

You can call him to arrange a time to test out his services.

PS: For those who r bloggers, kindly help to plug as well. thx