Nudeton's Laws

nice Song for a hazy afternoon filled with tonnes of work.

i realised today no matter how fast i work.

i only have 1 access, 2 hands, 3 reports and 4 regions.

Dammit.. if only the numbers are inverse...

Today is one of those times i wished ABNN is here.
At least i have someone to help out.

Nudeton Chut Power

This is an angry post.




Super duper angry. Not my pasar one lo.. This chao Nudeton today applied to work off-site as he say his relative getting married and he needs to take 6 weeks of leave.

That was stunner #1 & #2.

He then said we mite not get him at certain timing as he needs to travel inter-state. So his replies would be intermittent.

Stunner #3

Today i discovered one of his ps errors. Those kind of schoolboy sala one type. Excuse was he thot this was that and so he missed it. In his words.

Stunner #4

I told him to confess his error and let manager know. He say wait.

I waited till he left for home aso din tell me boss.

Then i did the heroic thing.

I went to my boss to calm her down and sit down talk.

My boss laugh at my fu-ren-zhi-ren

She told me stunner#1 to stunner#3.


Kkkkkkaoz to the max.

Limpei issh tak boleh tahan liaos.

From Monday onwards, we gonna do it my way.

Nudeton Files

Today new lesson… Time difference…

Lu Ren Jia: Its 3pm in $ingap0re… then

Nudeton: *looking up form my monitor screen* ermm…  why dun u check it out somewhere

Lu Ren Jia: *smiles* then what time is it in US

Nudeton: *looking abit frustrated;still forcing a smile* ermm…  probably 12midnite, why dun u check it out on google

Lu Ren Jia: O!

Nudeton: *smile morphing into a half sneer soon* hee~ hee~

Lu Ren Jia: so is it in pst or… ….  

Nudeton: *sneering now* I dunno.. I ish $ingap0rean…I dun chiak ken tan

 

All characters appearing in this blog are fictitious including the blogger himself.

Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is absolutely purely accidentally coincidental.

 

Nudeton Files

I am attempting to start a series beginning 2009 called the Nudeton Files.

Why?
Coz I have a co-worker called Orbitkanasai who is constantly driving me nuts. Refer to here
The entire 2 Jan from noon till midnight, he shifted his laptop to sit beside me.
Causing a severe case of claustrophobia happening to me, I discovered another alarming and yet disturbing revelation after coming back from the year end break

ALARMING

Why issit that he has to rout his head while talking in an heavy accent.

REVELATION

They not only rout their heads; they also like to tell long grandmudder stories in their accent(s).

DISTURBING

Literally, the person-in-question is supposed to be my supervisor and senior and supposedly to be better than me, called me up on my off-day and gave me the run-around and then finally telling me wat it is after 15-20mins. iLost the mood for sleep.

All characters appearing in this blog are fictitious including the blogger himself.

Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is absolutely purely accidentally coincidental.

 

Call me Nudeton

I discovered an alarming and yet disturbing revelation today after coming back from MC

ALARMING

Not everyone knows there is an alternative (aka Keyboard shortcut) to copying things on Windows other than right-clicking on your mouse.

REVELATION

Its actually ‘Ctrl’ + ‘C’

DISTURBING

The person-in-question is supposed to be my supervisor and senior and supposedly to be better than me.

 

All characters appearing in this blog are fictitious including the blogger himself.

Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely accidentally coincidental.