"Do you like what you see? No? Well, bloody look harder. Strain your eyes!"
"Fluffy bunny + twitchy nose + big ears = great stew."
"Since when did my underwear look good on you? Take it off. Take it off your face."
This is a blog about a Brit sleep-talking thru the night terrorizing his wife who decides to journal down his hilarious words.
And my personal faveeee..
"Peeing standing up rules!"