If you thought Can I be your fran??,Can? to register for flat?? or Eskew me, are you a model?? were bad, you ain't seen nothin? yet!

TOP 20 ALL-TIME MOST CONDEMNED SINGAPOREAN PICKUP LINES

1. Can I buy you a glass of Newater?

2. Hello, Kitty.

3. Didn't I see you last week at SDU Headquarters/Communicable Disease Centre/Desker Road?

4. Hi, I am an entrepreneur and I think we can do big business with each other.

5. Weren't you in a slimming center/Oxy 10/hair weaving ad?

6. Would you like to come with me to a Young PAP meeting?

7. Can I borrow your EZ Link card? Because I want to take you places.

8. I am an NSF on a mission. Can you tell me how to topo to your house?

9. Xiao Meimei, yao chi tang ma? (Mandarin for little girl, want some candy??)

10. I am on a PSC scholarship for love, and I want to be bonded to you.

11. Come up to my place and I'll show you my collection of bubble tea straws.

12. Hi, I am a local talent.

13. Lets go to my house and watch reruns of V.R. Man.

14. Hurry up, go out with me. I only put 50 cent coupon.

15. I want to be quarantined? with you. (alternatively: Going out with you will make me break my quarantine.)

16. Eh, your wedding ring real or not, ha?

17. Go out with me, lah. I promise to give you part of my liver.

18. I am a stayer, not a quitter.

19. My handphone is smaller than his.

20. I got 4 A stars, you know.