We bring you this song in honour of the water dispute between Singapore and Malaysia, sung to the tune of Allan Sherman's Ello Muddah, Hello Faddah?...

Hello people of Malaysia
You must learn the right behaviour
Never raise our cost of water
3 sen is just right
Well, kinda ... sorta ....

We don't have much
of this liquid
So its ok ? if we make profit
We just sell it to our people
They don't make no fuss
Cause they're so feeble.

And now comes the new invention
The source is shhh ... beyond mention!
All I say is flush the toilet
And you get New Water and there's no need to boil it.

Give me more oh please Mahathir
We don't like to drink the gutter
Or the toilet water, even though its been
Through two filtrations and a UV screen

So its causing a great headache
All the lawyers are in the Hague
Now we're doomed or really are we?
Maybe we should wait and call Badawi.

(lyrics by Cockan Roll, sung to the tune of Allan Sherman'S Ello Muddah, Hello Faddah? Copyright 1963)




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