Top Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Help Someone Lying Down in the Rain in Your Exclusive Country Club

Finally, a list that justifies your laziness and wipes away your guilt!

1. He may not be a member.
2. Even if he’s a member, he may have fallen down in the non-member’s section.
3. He fell down on a double yellow line.
4. It’s raining, mah, and my expensive designer clothes may get wet.
5. Some more, I just manicured my nails.
6. Maybe he peng san because he ate some dodgy chicken and wait suay-suay he pass bird flu onto me, then how?
7. I was just preserving his image. This is a very prestigious club and it’s very LC to be seen as needing someone else’s assistance.
8. I was already late for my tee off.
9. He wouldn’t sign the waiver of liability that my lawyer insisted I obtain before helping him.
10. That’ll teach him to wear such lao ya shoes that can slip in the rain so easily.
11. He got no chauffeur to help him, meh? Tsk tsk, the club’s admission standards are falling.
12. I already showered, and I do’wan to sweat again picking him up.
13. Let the staff pick him up, lah. Pay such expensive membership fees for what?
14. Help one person once, and soon people will be falling down all over the shop all the bleddy time. I don’t want to encourage more of this sort of careless behaviour in the club. It’s a real slippery slope.
15. Wait people see me and all the time I’ve spent building up my reputation as a tough, hard-hearted, ruthless businessman will be wasted.
16. Aiyah, I thought he was only a staff member.
17. Singaporeans simply must learn how to stand on their own two feet.
18. People faint here all the time after finding out how much club membership costs.

kakaka...this is funny...recent reports about some guy who fell in his country club and no one bothered to help him for a full 20mins...hahaha..talk abt the rich and ugly....kekekeek...lately alot of flak on rich people who are scrooges...liek the case fo the guy who drove a merc to lie to get a free mini bar fridge....heck, i need one too....for my chilled root beer glasses....hahahaha

seriously isn't the gahmen always talkin abt gracious singaporeans....hee~...