This is a brief guide that we provided I-S magazine for their Chinese New Year edition.
1. Before you talk it, you must recognize it: read any local newspaper, tune in to any local TV or radio station or just log onto www.TalkingCock.com. Plenty-plenty examples to inspire.
2. Find somewhere comfortable and have a cup of your favourite beverage.
3. Invite your kawan baik over.
4. Look over your shoulder for shadowy men wearing all-white.
5. Make sure none of your kawan baik are shadowy men wearing all-white.
6. Do a quick sweep for bugging devices.
7. Hire a good defence lawyer.
8. Have a plane ticket ready for a country with no extradition treaty.
9. Realise that none of the above will really help you if they really want to tekan you.
10. Talk anyway!
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