February 11, 2005

HOW TO TALK COCK IN THE YEAR OF THE ROOSTER

This is a brief guide that we provided I-S magazine for their Chinese New Year edition.

1. Before you talk it, you must recognize it: read any local newspaper, tune in to any local TV or radio station or just log onto www.TalkingCock.com. Plenty-plenty examples to inspire.

2. Find somewhere comfortable and have a cup of your favourite beverage.

3. Invite your kawan baik over.

4. Look over your shoulder for shadowy men wearing all-white.

5. Make sure none of your kawan baik are shadowy men wearing all-white.

6. Do a quick sweep for bugging devices.

7. Hire a good defence lawyer.

8. Have a plane ticket ready for a country with no extradition treaty.

9. Realise that none of the above will really help you if they really want to tekan you.

10. Talk anyway!

No comments: