Been awhile since i last blogged... Today's the 3rd last day of my long leave... Been like slackin thru it all.. Sleep , Eat & Drink only... Sigh...
Met up with a couple of old buddies over the CNY.. Really great to see them again.. Been having alot of mixed feelings approachin this year's Vday.. Not that i dun have things to do..
I could be still in bangkok and not return till the 15th... But i chose to come back... chose to see if we could meet up for dinner on that nite.. Nothing happens by chance.. Everything is planned and drilled to precision by the executioner..
I took the gamble to invite her for dinner and if the outcome is wat i tink it would be,
So be it...
Many might ask me
why are you taking it so hard...
why are you sooo stupid...
why are you so thick skinned / numb-skulled...
Reason is only 1..
I still love her with all my heart despite all that has happened..
Really..
Yes I might seem incredibily stoopid to all those who knows wat actually happened..
But have you guys tried loving someone with all your heart..
It really takes all your breath away...
I admit dat i m a loser... so wat ...
this is me..
A loser in a dying game hoping to win back something that seems to be drifting further & further away ..
February 12, 2005
February 11, 2005
HOW TO TALK COCK IN THE YEAR OF THE ROOSTER
This is a brief guide that we provided I-S magazine for their Chinese New Year edition.
1. Before you talk it, you must recognize it: read any local newspaper, tune in to any local TV or radio station or just log onto www.TalkingCock.com. Plenty-plenty examples to inspire.
2. Find somewhere comfortable and have a cup of your favourite beverage.
3. Invite your kawan baik over.
4. Look over your shoulder for shadowy men wearing all-white.
5. Make sure none of your kawan baik are shadowy men wearing all-white.
6. Do a quick sweep for bugging devices.
7. Hire a good defence lawyer.
8. Have a plane ticket ready for a country with no extradition treaty.
9. Realise that none of the above will really help you if they really want to tekan you.
10. Talk anyway!
1. Before you talk it, you must recognize it: read any local newspaper, tune in to any local TV or radio station or just log onto www.TalkingCock.com. Plenty-plenty examples to inspire.
2. Find somewhere comfortable and have a cup of your favourite beverage.
3. Invite your kawan baik over.
4. Look over your shoulder for shadowy men wearing all-white.
5. Make sure none of your kawan baik are shadowy men wearing all-white.
6. Do a quick sweep for bugging devices.
7. Hire a good defence lawyer.
8. Have a plane ticket ready for a country with no extradition treaty.
9. Realise that none of the above will really help you if they really want to tekan you.
10. Talk anyway!
February 10, 2005
Satrical Guide To Valentines' Day
Satrical piece of writing by talkingcock.com... Read on if you enjoy slapstick humour
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This year, Valentine’s Day happens to coincide with Chinese New Year. To help you minimize the number of, ahem, cockups in your romantic endeavours, we at www.TalkingCock.com are pleased to provide you with a list of dating dos and don’ts for the Year of the Rooster:
1. Just because it’s the Year of the Rooster doesn’t mean it’s okay to refer to women as “Chicks”.
2. If you wish to get “laid”, careful not to get egg on your face.
3. Kindly confine your comments about breasts or legs to your visits to KFC.
4. And while we’re on the subject, if you’re looking to ‘spice’ up your romance: beware the white man. The man with the white hair, white moustache and white beard wearing the all-white suit, that is. His secret blend of herbs and spices may be too much for your liking.
5. Music may be the food of love, but be careful not to talk cock sing song too much.
6. As in the barnyard, chicks aren’t necessarily impressed by big cockerels alone.
7. Choose your mate carefully. This year there’s a high chance of becoming henpecked.
8. If getting married, stick to “I do”. No need to kay kiang and say, “I cockadoodle do.”
9. The old adage stays true: “the early bird catches the worm.” But make sure you actually want a worm in the first place. Ee-yurr.
10. Have courage! It doesn’t pay to be chicken, even in the Year of the Rooster.
11. If all else fails, go Geylang to find a “kway”, lor.
Cleaned up versions of TalkingCock articles can be found weekly on the Last Page of 8Days
© http://www.TalkingCock.com 2001-2003. All rights reserved
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This year, Valentine’s Day happens to coincide with Chinese New Year. To help you minimize the number of, ahem, cockups in your romantic endeavours, we at www.TalkingCock.com are pleased to provide you with a list of dating dos and don’ts for the Year of the Rooster:
1. Just because it’s the Year of the Rooster doesn’t mean it’s okay to refer to women as “Chicks”.
2. If you wish to get “laid”, careful not to get egg on your face.
3. Kindly confine your comments about breasts or legs to your visits to KFC.
4. And while we’re on the subject, if you’re looking to ‘spice’ up your romance: beware the white man. The man with the white hair, white moustache and white beard wearing the all-white suit, that is. His secret blend of herbs and spices may be too much for your liking.
5. Music may be the food of love, but be careful not to talk cock sing song too much.
6. As in the barnyard, chicks aren’t necessarily impressed by big cockerels alone.
7. Choose your mate carefully. This year there’s a high chance of becoming henpecked.
8. If getting married, stick to “I do”. No need to kay kiang and say, “I cockadoodle do.”
9. The old adage stays true: “the early bird catches the worm.” But make sure you actually want a worm in the first place. Ee-yurr.
10. Have courage! It doesn’t pay to be chicken, even in the Year of the Rooster.
11. If all else fails, go Geylang to find a “kway”, lor.
Cleaned up versions of TalkingCock articles can be found weekly on the Last Page of 8Days
© http://www.TalkingCock.com 2001-2003. All rights reserved
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