Creed
We, Policeman also human.......
1. Policeman needs to eat & drink.
2. Policeman proceeds to cases in a car, not by flying or by supernatural forces.
3. Policeman need to
4. Policeman need to go to toilet too.
5. Policeman is not a walking street directory nor an information counter.
6. Policeman will also feel tired at times.
7. Policeman cannot stop a dog from barking, unless he makes dog stew outta it.
8. Policeman are not security officers. Policeman cannot be outside your house 24hrs a day, 7 days a week to look after a bicycle.
9. Policeman do not work for the AA. Policeman cannot change tyre & jumpstart your vehicle.
10. Policeman's duty is to fight crime, not to lookout for some cute lost pets.
11. Policeman realises that there is no such thing as "A person sleeping at the void deck causing nuisance", as Policeman realizes that a person cannot sleep and cause nuisance to other people at the same time unless he's sleepwalking cum shouting. Snoring is not an offence too.
12. Policeman will not give discounts or privileges to and neither fear offenders who identify themselves as lawyers, RC members/chairman or big shots in some press companies etc, simply because Policeman does not show favoritism and act in accordance to the powers given to him by the law.
13. Policeman is neither mechanically driven nor have any spider's instinct.
14. Policeman cannot arrest people for failing to pay taxi fare or people who scolded complainant's mother, yesh literally.
15. Policeman cannot go into a telephone booth, change into some super hero costume with funny red underwear on the outside and proceed to scan for the culprit with his bionic x-ray vision in an attempt to locate and apprehend him.
Lastly & sometimes most importantly...
16. Policeman also pay income tax
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