We had
2btls Champage
1 btls Whisky
1 btls Brandy & 1 btls Vodka
1 glass lambo
1 Guess Shirt without 1 Button
1 Loser
1 Very Toh Tom
Makeths 6 happy pple less the 1 with the ripped Shirt
December 23, 2006
December 22, 2006
December 21, 2006
Ever Wondered Why Men are a happier lot!
As the title suggests, ever wondered why ?
The below gives you an insight to why...
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*Your last name stays put. *
*The garage is all yours.*
*Wedding plans take care of themselves. *
*Chocolate is just another snack.*
*You can be President. *
*You can never be pregnant. *
*You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. *
*You can wear NO shirt to a water park. *
*Car mechanics tell you the truth. *
*The world is your urinal. *
*You never had to drive to another gas station restroom coz this is juz too icky.*
*You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.*
*Same work, more pay. *
*Wrinkles add character. *
*Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. *
*People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.*
*The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. *
*New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. *
*One mood all the time.*
*Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.*
*You know stuff about tanks. *
*A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.*
*You can open all your own jars. *
*You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. *
*If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend*
*Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack *
*Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. *
*You almost never have strap problems in public. *
*You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. *
*Everything on your face stays its original color. *
*The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. *
*You only have to shave your face and neck.
*You can play with toys all your life. *
*Your belly usually hides your big hips. *
*One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons *
*You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.*
*You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. *
*You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.*
*Most importantly, you can do Xmas shopping for 25 relatives on 24 Dec in 25 mins.*
The below gives you an insight to why...
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*Your last name stays put. *
*The garage is all yours.*
*Wedding plans take care of themselves. *
*Chocolate is just another snack.*
*You can be President. *
*You can never be pregnant. *
*You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. *
*You can wear NO shirt to a water park. *
*Car mechanics tell you the truth. *
*The world is your urinal. *
*You never had to drive to another gas station restroom coz this is juz too icky.*
*You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.*
*Same work, more pay. *
*Wrinkles add character. *
*Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. *
*People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.*
*The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. *
*New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. *
*One mood all the time.*
*Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.*
*You know stuff about tanks. *
*A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.*
*You can open all your own jars. *
*You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. *
*If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend*
*Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack *
*Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. *
*You almost never have strap problems in public. *
*You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. *
*Everything on your face stays its original color. *
*The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. *
*You only have to shave your face and neck.
*You can play with toys all your life. *
*Your belly usually hides your big hips. *
*One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons *
*You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.*
*You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. *
*You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.*
*Most importantly, you can do Xmas shopping for 25 relatives on 24 Dec in 25 mins.*
December 20, 2006
My Church Xmas Celebrations
00:00
BEING
A visual performance of dance, movements, puppetry, video & music.
A Christmas Special on
23 December, Saturday, 3pm (Youth) & 7pm
24 December, Sunday, 10am (with HopeKids Christmas Service)
All these happening at
Kallang Theatre,
1 Stadium Walk,
Singapore 397688
WHoever's keen to attend, let me know k...
BEING
A visual performance of dance, movements, puppetry, video & music.
A Christmas Special on
23 December, Saturday, 3pm (Youth) & 7pm
24 December, Sunday, 10am (with HopeKids Christmas Service)
All these happening at
Kallang Theatre,
1 Stadium Walk,
Singapore 397688
WHoever's keen to attend, let me know k...
December 19, 2006
HOTEL KEY CARDS
Ever wonder what is on your magnetic key card?
a. Customer's name
b. Customer's partial home address
c. Hotel room number
d. Check-in date and out dates
e. Customer's credit card number and expiration date!
When you turn them in to the front desk, your personal information is there for any employee to access by simply scanning the card in the hotel scanner.
An employee can take a hand full of cards home and using a scanning device, access the information onto a laptop computer and go shopping at your expense.
Simply put, hotels do not erase the information on these cards until an employee re-issues the card to the next hotel guest. At that time, the new guest's information is electronically "overwritten" on the card and the previous guest's information is erased in the overwriting process. But until the card is rewritten for the next guest, it usually is kept in a drawer at the front desk with YOUR INFORMATION ON IT!
The bottom line is: Keep the cards, take them home with you, or destroy them. NEVER leave them behind in the room or room wastebasket, and NEVER turn them into the front desk when you check out of a room. And you'll be sure you are not leaving alot of valuable personal information on it that could be easily lifted off with any simple scanning device card reader.
For the same reason, if you arrive at the airport and discover you still have the card key in your pocket, do not toss it in an airport trash basket. Take it home and destroy it by cutting it up, especially through the electronic information strip!
I personally have a small magnet and pass it across the magnetic strip several times. Then try it in the door, it will not work. It erases everything on the card.
a. Customer's name
b. Customer's partial home address
c. Hotel room number
d. Check-in date and out dates
e. Customer's credit card number and expiration date!
When you turn them in to the front desk, your personal information is there for any employee to access by simply scanning the card in the hotel scanner.
An employee can take a hand full of cards home and using a scanning device, access the information onto a laptop computer and go shopping at your expense.
Simply put, hotels do not erase the information on these cards until an employee re-issues the card to the next hotel guest. At that time, the new guest's information is electronically "overwritten" on the card and the previous guest's information is erased in the overwriting process. But until the card is rewritten for the next guest, it usually is kept in a drawer at the front desk with YOUR INFORMATION ON IT!
The bottom line is: Keep the cards, take them home with you, or destroy them. NEVER leave them behind in the room or room wastebasket, and NEVER turn them into the front desk when you check out of a room. And you'll be sure you are not leaving alot of valuable personal information on it that could be easily lifted off with any simple scanning device card reader.
For the same reason, if you arrive at the airport and discover you still have the card key in your pocket, do not toss it in an airport trash basket. Take it home and destroy it by cutting it up, especially through the electronic information strip!
I personally have a small magnet and pass it across the magnetic strip several times. Then try it in the door, it will not work. It erases everything on the card.
December 18, 2006
December 17, 2006
I've been thinking alot recently over the past couple of weeks about the "miracle of Christmas" that we all talk about every year.. you know how some pple expect to see some miracle to come from God or heavensent... some stuff like that..
But those are not what i m referin to.. What i'm referin to is when God became one of us and He sent His Son to be born to a virgin and to live among us.
I think that trying to wrap our minds around that is next to impossible
(And Addidas actually says Impossible is nothing..haha.. try figuring out this one)but seriously speaking, if God was small enuff; finite enuff for us to understand tangibly,(which i like seriously doubt so lor) and I've talked to a lot of people who say that He should be or else they can't believe in Him, then quite frankly, I don't want to follow God if He's so small and that I've got Him all figured out.
But thankfully that's not the case at all. For all of the mystery surrounding the conception and birth of Christ, I think the bigger question is why God should even care about us in the first place.
Psalm 103:12 has been stuck in my brain for weeks: "As far as the east is from the west, so far has he removed our transgressions from us."
I personally think that it's safe to say the flip-side of this is that as far as the east is from the west--think about this for a moment--that's how far our sin separates us from God. **Ed: Cues in the Waaaahhhhhhh
And what is our own righteousness in God's eyes? Do a little bit of research on the term "filthy rags" from Isaiah 64:6 and you'll see just how disgusting our sin is to God. I won't go into the details regarding the use of the term because it would do nothing to stoke your appetite if you're about to eat--but I guess that's the point: Our sin makes God want to vomit.
But He loves us so much that He sent Jesus. His Only Son.
Does it make your brain explode trying to understand this? And does it fill you with unspeakable appreciation once you grasp what He has done for us, despite us? If it doesn't, then you're dead. I mean it.
Which brings me to my next thought.
As I've been thinking about how much God obviously loves us if He's willing to offer us salvation despite the utter worthlessness of our lives without Him, I wonder how many of us think about this as we're dealing with people who just aren't fun to be around.
Let's face it: There are some people who really make it hard for us to live what we say we believe. Some people are just difficult to deal with, while others go beyond that and do all they can to tell us what they think about Jesus in some of the most unflattering ways. And it can be far too tempting for us to respond to them just the way they respond to us--and this can be a recipe for disaster. Remember what the Word says? We don't fight using the weapons of this world (2 Corinthians 10)--but if we lash out at people who just want to "push our buttons" because we follow Jesus, then we've lost. With this in mind, I've just just foundthis site.. Its WhoWouldJesusHate.net, which I hope gets each of us to thinking about how we react when people attack us because of our faith, or even just bother us for no reason at all. Check out this site and ask yourself if you're relying on your own "strength" and "wisdom" or on that which only the Lord can give. I hope it drags you out of your comfort zone and won't let you go back into it.
Ask the Lord to give you opportunities this month to tell others the reason we can celebrate Jesus every day, not just in December because it is Xmas.
Ask Him and He will give you these opportunities.
Have an awesome CHRISTmas.
I will see you guys ard
But those are not what i m referin to.. What i'm referin to is when God became one of us and He sent His Son to be born to a virgin and to live among us.
I think that trying to wrap our minds around that is next to impossible
(And Addidas actually says Impossible is nothing..haha.. try figuring out this one)but seriously speaking, if God was small enuff; finite enuff for us to understand tangibly,(which i like seriously doubt so lor) and I've talked to a lot of people who say that He should be or else they can't believe in Him, then quite frankly, I don't want to follow God if He's so small and that I've got Him all figured out.
But thankfully that's not the case at all. For all of the mystery surrounding the conception and birth of Christ, I think the bigger question is why God should even care about us in the first place.
Psalm 103:12 has been stuck in my brain for weeks: "As far as the east is from the west, so far has he removed our transgressions from us."
I personally think that it's safe to say the flip-side of this is that as far as the east is from the west--think about this for a moment--that's how far our sin separates us from God. **Ed: Cues in the Waaaahhhhhhh
And what is our own righteousness in God's eyes? Do a little bit of research on the term "filthy rags" from Isaiah 64:6 and you'll see just how disgusting our sin is to God. I won't go into the details regarding the use of the term because it would do nothing to stoke your appetite if you're about to eat--but I guess that's the point: Our sin makes God want to vomit.
But He loves us so much that He sent Jesus. His Only Son.
Does it make your brain explode trying to understand this? And does it fill you with unspeakable appreciation once you grasp what He has done for us, despite us? If it doesn't, then you're dead. I mean it.
Which brings me to my next thought.
As I've been thinking about how much God obviously loves us if He's willing to offer us salvation despite the utter worthlessness of our lives without Him, I wonder how many of us think about this as we're dealing with people who just aren't fun to be around.
Let's face it: There are some people who really make it hard for us to live what we say we believe. Some people are just difficult to deal with, while others go beyond that and do all they can to tell us what they think about Jesus in some of the most unflattering ways. And it can be far too tempting for us to respond to them just the way they respond to us--and this can be a recipe for disaster. Remember what the Word says? We don't fight using the weapons of this world (2 Corinthians 10)--but if we lash out at people who just want to "push our buttons" because we follow Jesus, then we've lost. With this in mind, I've just just foundthis site.. Its WhoWouldJesusHate.net, which I hope gets each of us to thinking about how we react when people attack us because of our faith, or even just bother us for no reason at all. Check out this site and ask yourself if you're relying on your own "strength" and "wisdom" or on that which only the Lord can give. I hope it drags you out of your comfort zone and won't let you go back into it.
Ask the Lord to give you opportunities this month to tell others the reason we can celebrate Jesus every day, not just in December because it is Xmas.
Ask Him and He will give you these opportunities.
Have an awesome CHRISTmas.
I will see you guys ard
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