Joke in response to Cake

There was once a rich man who employed a full time security guard for his home. One day while the security guard was sleeping he dreamt that his boss boarded a plane & it crashed…as it turns out the boss was about to board a plane at the airport during that time..So this security guard quickly called his boss to warn him what he dreamt about and begged the boss not to board his flight. The boss listened to him n didn board the flight.”

“True enough the flight really crashed and the boss was safe. So this boss came back home unharmed - and the first thing he did when he came back was to FIRE the security guard.

“Why boss??” says the poor security guard.

“Because you were sleeping on your job.“

ED: This is in response to Cake Loo's Ba La BAH BAH BAH

An Ode to Old Folks

当我老了，不再是原来的我。
请理解我，对我有一点耐心。

当我把菜汤洒到自己衣服上时，当我忘记怎样系鞋带时，
请想一想当初我是如何手把手地教你。

当我一遍又一遍地重复你早已听腻的话语，请耐心地听我说，不要打断我。
你小的时候，我不得不重复那个讲过千百遍的故事，直到你进入梦乡。

当我需要你帮我洗澡时，请不要责备我。
还记得小时候我千方百计哄你洗澡的情形吗？

当我对新科技和新事物不知所措时，请不要嘲笑我。
想一想当初我怎样耐心地回答你的每一个“为什么”。

当我由于双腿疲劳而无法行走时，请伸出你年轻有力的手搀扶我。
就像你小时候学习走路时，我扶你那样。

当我忽然忘记我们谈话的主题，请给我一些时间让我回想。
其实对我来说，谈论什么并不重要，只要你能在一旁听我说，我就很满足。

当你看着老去的我，请不要悲伤。
理解我，支持我，就像你刚开始学习如何生活时我对你那样。

当初我引导你走上人生路，
如今请陪伴我走完最后的路。
给我你的爱和耐心，我会报以感激的微笑，这微笑中凝结着我对你无限的爱。

In remembrance of my Dad and further loving memories of my mum.

P.S. I Love You - The Beatles

Song By: Lennon, McCartney

As I write this letter
Send my love to you
Remember that I'll always
Be in love with you

Treasure these few words
Till we're together
Keep all my love forever
P.S. I love you
you, you, you

I'll be comin' home again to you, love
Until the day I do love
P.S. I love you
you, you, you

As I write this letter
Send my love to you (you know I want you to)
Remember that I'll always
Be in love with you (yeah)

Treasure these few words
Till we're together
Keep all my love forever
P.S. I love you
you, you, you

As I write this letter
Send my love to you (you know I want you to)
Remember that I'll always
Be in love with you (yeah)

I'll be comin' home again to you, love
Until the day I do love
P.S. I love you
you, you, you
you, you, you
I love you

Loneliness

Tell me what does it mean ?

Standing in a crowd of 50 people, saying 'Hi's and "Bye's and the obligatory 'How've you been doing?' etc. Smiling at pple whom you just cant put a name to the face coz they smiled and remembered your name. Calling pple as Brother or Pretty girl coz you've forgotten their complicated names. Trying to excuse yourself from the conversation which is soppy and boring and work-related.

Have these ever happened before ?

If it had, you're probably experiencing a bout of loneliness.

American Idol VII Top 8 - Shout To The Lord

April 09, 2008 - The closing song, 2008 Idol Gives Back show on American Idol.

Words and Music by Darlene Zschech

My Jesus, my Savior, Lord, there is none like You;
All of my days I want to praise the wonders of Your mighty love.
My comfort, my shelter, tower of refuge and strength;
Let ev'ry breath, all that I am, never cease to worship You.

Chorus
Shout to the Lord, all the earth, let us sing
Power and Majesty, praise to the King;
Mountains bow down and the seas will roar
At the sound of Your name.
I sing for joy at the work of your hands,
Forever I'll love You, forever I'll stand
Nothing compares to the promise I have in You.

PS: BTW David Archuleta lost!

More Bobby Lee

MADtv is strangely addictive

Bobby lee in 24

Superbly funny.. expect some nudity though... though not those outrageously nude stuff.. juz some weirdly funny stuff enuff to put ideas into ur head

Post Birthday Reflections

These are some of the 'BEST' friends anyone could have.



These 2 came late but nonetheless we had fun


Somhow i tink nx yr we shd celebrate in coffee club.

THE POLITE WAY TO PEE

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?

Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."

The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What  about you Peter? How would you say it?"

Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."

"That's  better, But it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the  dinner table."
"And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"

Johnny answered by saying,
"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."

The teacher fainted.

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"Beijing Olympics 2008 Mascots linked to disasters?"

Will Changjiang be next?

After the Sichuan Earthquake, netizens of China have put together a series of events linked to the "good fortune dolls", mascots of the Beijing Olympics 2008.

The five mascot dolls signifies:

Fish "Beibei", which can be found in Changjiang.

Giant Panda "Jingjing" which can be found in Sichuan. ( Sichuan Earthquake )

Sacred Fire "Huanhuan" ( Riot due to the Tibet incident )

Tibetan Antelope "Yingying" ( Tibet Unrest 2008 )

Swallow "Nini" ( Shandong train derailing incident )

The incidents are in one way or another, linked to "Jingjing", "Huanhuan", "Yingying" and "Nini". The only mascot free from troubles now is the mascot "Beibei". As "Beibei" signifies a kind of fish which can only be found in Changjiang, netizens are worried that Changjiang might be the next in line for disasters.

Believe it or not? Hmmmmm…

Funny Adverts

I came across this is my pal's gavin's brog...

Citroen Ad


Chevy's Ad in Response to Citroen


Gav's response in a 1-liner...

Why buy a car that transforms and dances, when you can get one that does its job. =P

Happy Birthday to ME

祝我生日快乐