Where to watch Euro 2008 matches

UEFA EURO 2008™ will be screened “LIVE” at these McDonald’s™ restaurants

Make your own Receipt

via J-Walk Blog and Lancerlord

Shampoo Meets Munich

Wiki's concise entry on Zohan

More Random Jokes

Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
 
It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered .

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

More Jokes

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

Random Inkling

i got this off FF



Some things are better left unsaid...

Random Joke

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet their maker.

The supreme deity turned to Al and asked, tell what is important about yourself. Al responded that he felt that the earth was the ultimate importance and that protecting the earth's ecological system was most important. God looked to Al and said, " I like the way you think, come and sit at my left hand".

God then asked Bill Clinton what he revered most. Bill Clinton responded that he felt people and their personal choices were most important. God responded, " I like the way you think, come and sit at my right hand".

God then turned to Bill Gates, who was staring at him indignantly. God asked "What is your problem Bill Gates?" Bill Gates responded " I think you are sitting in my chair".

Jet - Look what You've done

Take my photo off the wall
If it just won't sing for you
'Cause all that's left has gone away
And there's nothing there for you to prove
Oh, look what you've done
You've made a fool of everyone
Oh well, it seems likes such fun
Until you lose what you had won

Give me back my point of view
'Cause I just can't think for you
I can hardly hear you say
What should I do, well you choose

Oh, look what you've done
You've made a fool of everyone
Oh well, it seems likes such fun
Until you lose what you had won

Oh, look what you've done
You've made a fool of everyone
A fool of everyone
A fool of everyone

Take my photo off the wall
If it just won't sing for you
'Cause all that's left has gone away
And there's nothing there for you to do

Oh, look what you've done
You've made a fool of everyone
Oh well, it seems likes such fun
Until you lose what you had won

Oh, look what you've done
You've made a fool of everyone
A fool of everyone
A fool of everyone

Solitude

Time off with a tiramisu and coffee

Teacher fired for running from quake school

BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese high school teacher has been fired and denounced by local media and Internet users for fleeing a classroom before his students during last month's devastating earthquake.

Fan Meizhong, a Chinese-language teacher at a private high school in quake-ravaged Dujiangyan in southwest Sichuan province, has been branded "running Fan" on Internet chat-rooms and come under fire for defending his actions online in a lengthy post.

The 8.0 magnitude earthquake on May 12 killed more than 70,000 people, including thousands of children at their desks in what many parents believe were shoddily made school buildings.

"At such a life-or-death moment, I would only consider sacrificing my life for my daughter. I would not do it for anyone else, even my mother," Fan wrote on popular online portal Tianya.cn ( http:/www.tianya.cn ).

"In a flash I felt it -- a big earthquake! Then I charged to the building's stairs," Fan said, adding that he was the first person to emerge from the school on to the soccer pitch.

None of the children in his literature class died in the quake.

China's education ministry confirmed that Fan had been dismissed, but said it was the school's decision and denied media reports that it had issued a special order demanding it. Fan said he had not ruled out suing the authorities over the decision.

Fan's account has enraged China, as it struggles to rebuild damaged cities and provide housing for millions of victims displaced by the quake.

"I know many teachers died protecting children during the earthquake... In this long essay, I can't see any 'person' here, I just see a big 'me'," a post in response to Fan's account said.

Despite a massive outpouring of charity in the wake of the quake, Chinese bloggers have been quick to round on those deemed unsympathetic.

Movie actress Sharon Stone drew scathing criticism late last month after suggesting that "karma" might have played a part in causing the earthquake after China's crackdown on unrest in ethnic Tibetan areas in March.

© Thomson Reuters 2008. All rights reserved.

相思风雨中

(男)難解百般愁 相知愛意濃
(女)情海變蒼茫 痴心遇冷風
(男)分飛各天涯 他朝可會相逢
(女)蕭蕭風聲淒泣暴雨中

(男)人海裡飄浮 輾轉卻是夢
(女)情深永相傳 飄於萬世空
(男)當霜雪飄時 (合)但願花亦艷紅
(合)未懼路上湮雨濛

(男)啊...寄相思風雨中
(女)啊...寄痴心風雨中
(男)抱月去 化春風雲外追蹤鴛侶夢
(合)恨滿胸 愁紅塵多作弄

(男)難解百般愁 相知愛意濃
(女)情海變蒼茫 痴心遇冷風
(男)分飛各天涯 (女)但願他日重逢
(合)夜漫漫路上珍重

(男)寒夜裡霜雪飄時
(合)但願花亦艷紅 別後路上珍重

Celtics won liaos.... left with 2mins+++

41 point lead...

How to lose.....


UPDATE 1
Final Score 131 to 92


UPDATE 2
http://scores.espn.go.com/nba/recap?gameId=280617002

Boston's 39-point win surpassed the NBA record for the biggest margin of victory in a championship clincher; the Celtics beat the Lakers 129-96 in Game 5 of the 1965 NBA Finals.

Office Wars

Link via Lancerlord

An image to tell you SG weather

It is this hot... ...

EPL Fixtures

The game at the Stadium of Light will take place on August 16 when the Reds will be looking for a similar performance to the one which gave them a 2-0 victory in the corresponding fixture last season.

Middlesbrough are the first visitors to Anfield the following weekend with Manchester United arriving on Merseyside in mid-September.

The first derby of the season takes place at Goodison Park on September 27 with the Anfield fixture on January 17.

Our Boxing Day clash next season will be a home game with Bolton while we will also end the campaign at home when Juande Ramos' Tottenham will be the opponents.

Please note that all of fixtures are subject to change for television purposes and/or police requests. It is envisaged that the first set of television fixtures will be confirmed only on Thursday, 3rd July.

Liverpool's fixture list for the 2008-09 Barclays Premier League campaign is as follows:

August:

16 Sunderland (a)
23 Middlesbrough (h)
30 Aston Villa (a)

September:

13 Manchester United (h)
20 Stoke City (h)
27 Everton (a)

October:

4 Manchester City (a)
18 Wigan Athletic (h)
25 Chelsea (a)
29 Portsmouth (h)

November:

1 Tottenham Hotspur (a)
8 West Bromwich Albion (h)
15 Bolton Wanderers (a)
22 Fulham (h)
29 West Ham United (h)

December:

6 Blackburn Rovers (a)
13 Hull City (h)
20 Arsenal (a)
26 Bolton Wanderers (h)
28 Newcastle United (a)

January:

10 Stoke City (a)
17 Everton (h)
27 Wigan Athletic (a)
31 Chelsea (h)

February:

7 Portsmouth (a)
21 Manchester City (h)
28 Middlesbrough (a)

March:

4 Sunderland (h)
14 Manchester United (a)
21 Aston Villa (h)

April:

4 Fulham (a)
11 Blackburn Rovers (h)
18 Arsenal (h)
25 Hull City (a)

May:

2 Newcastle United (h)
9 West Ham United (a)
16 West Bromwich Albion (a)
24 Tottenham Hotspur (h)

Helplessness

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=)

REVELATION

Dear Cowboy,

Dude i was stuck all alone in office and had to listen to some boring calls...

i decided to google.. and lo and behold.................

Why do I blog?

Well there are several answers to that question. But the main reasons are:

1. I'm a creative genius, who's just exploding with undirected potential, looking for a form of release to express myself.
   (You should be laughing right now.. Yesh ! You !!)
2. Hey it's this or finish that last do-it-yourself project I started.
3. I need to practice my typing and speeling spelling skills
4. I'm hoping that this will count as writing journals.
5. I've tried complaining to various people in various forms of governance but they simply won't listen.
   So I'm going to complain to the internet instead.
6. Working late into the night with the lights on pisses off the cockroaches.
7. And its proven to piss some people off too !
8. I've been writing since 1998. The days of diaryland and IRC.
   And reading a blog doesn't cut it as a blogger. 
9. There are a lot of things I want to write down.
   Some so I won't forget them, some so my children won't forget them, and some just because i want to.
10. More importantly there are pple whom i love alot and wouldnt want to forget.
11. I enjoy listening to wat others have to comment. Perhaps i am attention-seeking too ?
12. I enjoy taking pictures and sharing certain lessons in life i learnt.

So... if you're reading this and a brogger.. *Youknowwattodolah*

Who killed the Cat ?

Curiousity kills the cat.




And this would put u in trouble with the law in Singapore



And the collection of the best...

Anyone wanna complie a list of their fave youtubes?

My Fave Youtube

There is always some madness in love.
But there is also always some reason in madness.

R u safe in BKK

In response to Fey,

90%

Created by Bangkok Diaries - a Bangkok blog

woo hooooooo... play the game lah and try to spot the katoeys

Hot!

The scorching sun... So hot.. Go out lunch also must seriously consider need to put sunblock or not sia

Funny Advert

Found this in my pictures archival

"You wouldnt like me when I am Hungry"

I caught this on Saturday



Movies based on comic books are supposed to be the stuff of fantasy. But is it too much to ask for a little believability?
Louis Leterrier's "The Incredible Hulk" is an extravagant, booming picture, and Leterrier has taken great care to deliver one particular element that Lee's picture skimped on: He gives us plenty of opportunities to watch an angry, musclebound green giant smash stuff up.



Anger Management issues that can be simply resolved by the Love of your life calling out your name, Dang it.. this seems like even monsters have a love life.

But Leterrier's Hulk -- like Lee's -- is a CGI creation whose body is a rolling landscape of bulbous muscles and throbbing veins, attached to a face that tells us nothing: Leterrier and his team of CGI elves have worked hard to make the Hulk look "real." They just haven't bothered to make him seem human.

Edward Norton plays Bruce Banner, a scientist who, as the result of an experiment gone haywire, has suffered gamma-radiation poisoning: Now, whenever he becomes angry or overexcited, he's transformed from an essentially low-key, polite man of science into a big, green, pissed-off guy. (Leterrier whisks much of the Hulk's back story out of the way during the opening credits, an economical way of setting up the story for the uninitiated without slowing things down too much for those who already know what they've signed on for.) Banner, knowing he can't fully control his emotions, or his body, has chosen to live in isolation.

I can hear Ross uttering hokkien at the back of my mind, “Cho Lang Kiang tio ho, Mai Kay Kiang”




When the movie opens, he's hiding out in Brazil, working in a soft-drink bottling plant and living in the slumps where there are like 1001 hot looking South American babes. And we often lay in wonder why he is not moved. (Later part of the movie shows us why)And he is definitely a bad cook, so bad that his dog walks away from the food.



There’s this scene with an advisor, a Zen-master type who says things like, "The best way to control your brain is to control your body" while doing weird ripply things with his stomach.

ok.. enuff of spoilers.. go watch the movie and enjoy the sexual tensions in the movie okay.....

In Other News

70 Minutes Missing From Hulk, Including Captain America?:

We told you a few days ago here that Incredible Hulk director was running around promising a Captain America cameo in his smashing new movie. Well I saw his Hulk Monday night, and if Captain America is in there anywhere, then I sure as hell didn’t see it. I can’t even think of any place where it would have been logical to fit him in… and yes I stayed until well after the credits. There was nothing.

Cinema Blend also has an update to confirm that Captain America was cut out of Hulk

In the case of The Incredible Hulk, it’s meant 70 minutes of casualties. As we told you in our story here, there are a full 70 minutes missing from the movie which will make it onto the DVD.

We speculated earlier that those missing 70 minutes might contain the Captain America cameo director Louis Letterier promised.

Link courteousy of Lancerlord

100 Most... ...

Leaders & Revolutionaries， Heroes & Pioneers，Scientists & Thinkers，Artists & Entertainers & Builders & Titans.



All the above are the annual list of the world's most influential people as ranked by TIME.

The Numero Uno is Vladimir Putin

Happy Fathers Day

Iposted this last year aso.

ED: Must try to find something funnier lahhh....

Bliss

This little fella actually snores while sleeping.. Kawaii ne..