December 4, 2008

vPOST makes me v(WORDLESS) …

This Xmas I want to go to



Because



Its really not because of


Its because of


Coz next year is


And i want to go to


for

December 3, 2008

something came across my mind... ....

Something flew into my little blain this afternoon….

 

Why is it that when you tell a person that there are 400 billion stars in the sky ; he/she will believe you and when you tell him/her that the bench is wet and he/she has to touch it?

 

Ironical right.

Life in itself is full little ironies like this.

 

Like how the poor men struggles for his daily sustenance; whilst some flagrantly spend tones of amount on a bag or a pair of jeans.

 

*Just feeling random thots and feelings coming all over me*

 

God I need a breakkkk…

 

 

 

Absolute Randomity

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

The Thing about Xmas

It is my considered opinion and personal view that the current interpretations of Christmas is a travesty of almost astronomical bullshitic proportions.

  • Rather than Jesus being the pivotal point of Christmas, it is some pudgy, fat, bearded, bespectacled, red suited man with black boots,
    • Who happens to be a by-product of the Coca Cola company like the Polar Bear.
    • Whose lines are an irritating "Ho Ho Ho!", would get him in serious trouble among the young mobile females of today
    • Whose favorite habit of sitting children down on his lap would send the Children abuse societies screaming.
  • Santa somehow delivers gifts thru the impossibly small window (imagine trying to fit a pig thru the key hole) between the night of the 24th and the morning of the 25th, and his preferred mode of delivery is down the chimney.
    • Conveniently, houses all over the world have chimneys that can accommodate his pudgy fat outlook complete with red clothings and black boots.
    • No mention is made of houses that do not possess chimneys.(Probably thatz y santa never come singapore coz we all live in flats. LOLx)
  • Santa likes to drink coke as we all seem to see from Coke cans.
  • Santa's preferred mode of transportation is a sleigh drawn by a dozen or so reindeer, one of whom has a red nose. (Can someone call SPCA.. 12 reindeers to transport a pudgy fat old man all over the world within 12/24 hours.. Or maybe call MOM)
    • This sleigh (and reindeer) complete with above-mentioned said pudgy fat old man totally defies gravity and physics carrying toys for the 2 billion odd children can fit on said sleigh.
  • Christmas is indeed a time for giving. Presents. If you have not spent obscene amounts of money buying gifts for ungrateful cretins, then you do not possess a mysterious spirit called the "Christmas Spirit".
  • At about this time Companies and Coporates suddenly realize that the poor might actually need a square meal on such an occasion, and fall over themselves to deliver consignments of biscuits, sweets, chocolates and sodas to bewildered orphans who smell the reporters, cameras and TV crews long before the nutritious and filling sweets and biscuits, that are expected to fill bellies and give nutrition until the same time next year.

Rather than charity, faith, hope and sacrifice, Christmas has become a time for sloth, greed, extravagance, thoughtlessness and wastage.

Christmas has always essentially about Christ, Virgin Births and more importantly Hope for mankind.

It is seemingly getting diluted as the years go by. Diluted by shopping sales, job deadlines, wars, natural disasters and more recently talks of recession.

This Christmas, let’s do it abit differently.

Why dun we give it to the Hope of our next generation?  

Make a list of the presents you want to give to, include person and value and give it to the charity of your choice and mail the receipt to the person with a written card.

It is giving Hope for the future and helping pple in need and the recipient might enjoy a tax rebate! Serves 3 purposes at one go.

There is this charity which I would like to inform you of. (this is not an advertorial for them.. but I am sending them something so I thought I might as well share it with my brog readers.)

The Operation Hope Foundation Ltd

14 children from Hope Village Prey Veng orphanage will be visiting Singapore from 2 - 22 Dec for the very first time.

 

Be charmed by their magic tricks, traditional dances and Christmas caroling in Khmer.
Our children will also be sharing with you their stories back home where life is hard and how they have found hope and a new life in the orphanage
.

 


PS: I have nothing against Coke and the above pointers are simply my opinionated and stubborn view against Commercialism and Materialism.

 

 

Random Joke

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a fury.

Bangkok Breaking News

Ginny Owens



This is the song in Saw V.


Ginny owens sounds good right....

December 2, 2008

DBS's focus on family deemed not gay

Singapore’s largest bank’s S$15,000 Christmas present to anti-gay group,Focus on the Family does not sit well with gay(i dun mean the happy pple here) and lesbian credit card holders to act?

Link courteousy of Pat Law

Galatians 6:5

We are each responsible for our own conduct. Galatians 6:5 (NLT)

 

Our choices control our calendar and, as a result, our lifestyle.

 

Truth be said, our choices are far more powerful than our circumstances.

Circumstances do not maketh a man.

Decisions do.

 

Though many times we may not like how complicated our lives has had become, with very few exceptions, no one is forcing us to keep our life complicated.

 

We have the power to simplify our life by the decisions we make.

 

The Bible teaches us that we are each responsible for our own conduct (Galatians 6:5 NLT).

To me, that simply means God expects us to assume responsibility for our lives and to choose carefully how and who we spend our time.

 

That’s why I’ve always spent my time with people close to my heart whether they recognize it or not. My constant questions for them have always been: What is your purpose for being here?

 

Ultimately, it is the donation of your life that will count far more than the duration.

 

In other words, it’s not how long we live – or even how much you cram into how long you live – it’s really about how you live. (ED: a joke here, we are supposed to work till our 70s and live till our 80s according to some)

 

I heard something which sadden me and shocked me.

I do not know how else to share my grief.

I feel sad that things would get to such a stage where the things of God take a backseat.

 

I believe that somehow God will place some roadblocks along the path to bring them back as He has always done.

 

We have just enough time to do God's will while we’re here on earth. We’ve been given just enough time to fulfill our purpose.

When we try to do more than God planned for us, it’s only natural that we’ll find ourselves constantly out of time or stressed over our schedule.

 

If it doesn’t fit the purpose of our life, God doesn’t want us doing it.

 

In fact, he may be overjoyed that we finally got the message and stopped doing meaningless activities.

He may even want you to add “rest” or “have fun” to your to-do list.s

Random Joke

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

December 1, 2008

DO NOT WEAR YELLOW OR RED.

Remember if you're leaving for Bangkok today or anytime soon, diss the red and yellow color tops away.

Christmas Dinner and Drinks

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Christmas Dinner and Drinks
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